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    Minesweeper

    i sit at my computer and play minesweeper. its what i do. so here are my best times. are you better?beginner: 3 secondsintermediate: 26expert: 83
  2. i like to mix it up in the off-jerking. left hand is good due to better mouse control with the right hand, and also feels a bit different, yeilding somewhat of a "stranger"-like experience. i'm just making the last part up. but i'm a righty.
  3. interesting song selection. i agree with dark matter and bns, a smart kid is still just a little bit too slow for me. sky moves sideways phase one is their best song. start of something beautiful, arriving somewhere, basically all of deadwing and the first half of in absentia are disgustingly badass, as are sever, waiting phase one, and every other song theyve ever made other than collapse the light.pt is so much better than the second best band in the world that its really a travesty that not more people have heard of them.hm, 500 posts. sweet.
  4. they just kick ***. STP. the song creep is good is also youre diggin acoustic stuff.
  5. you just went from here (low/indifferent) to here (high). pt is my life.opeth has some pretty amazing acoustic songs. still day beneath the sun, death whispered a lullaby, harvest, benighted, iono. try their damnation album.alice in chains unplugged is nice. but usually, acoustic music is pretty gay.
  6. nice job ricker, keep it up. but if i may have just a moment, its hard for me to fathom the difficulties of weight loss. i'm 5'5 and like 115, and i find it virtually impossible to put on weight, as much as i want to. so when i see people talking about how they didnt do anything for 2 months and put on 20 pounds, i'm just thinkin, sign me up....whatev tho. gj.
  7. aite y'all, your favorite high school senior is certainly intoxicated, and really upset. my parents are now gonna punish me for tonight, despite the fact that i've been caught many times before, including this winter break, and now theyre gonna give me a 9 pm curfew for the rest of break, yes, that includes new years. thats so god damn lame. what am i gonna do? dmamit.
  8. i'm jewish, so this day aint nothin
  9. thanks guys. this really does help, and though i dont agree with all of it given certain things about her that i know and you dont, it helps me see things differently. i'm currently thinking about this hot senior who likes me but is a total raging hippie vegetarian dike who tries to impose her will on others. shes hot though.
  10. sorry, i should finish my story. the next morning, after i send the email, she calls me and we meet for lunch at noahs. there she tells me how sweet my email was, how she saved it, how i am definitely someone she'd like to date, how she likes me "a lot", and then goes into all the reasons that it wont work because of god damn andrew. so i'm like whatever thats fine, but i obviously feel no closure. so the next day we have another aim conversation, which is much more serious and which i have saved on word. you guys wanna see it? its too long, forget it. anyway, my first question was "if you kne
  11. k let me back up a bit. okkkkkkayyyyyyyyy. because this really shoulda worked. we were talking on aim. she is in my european history class, ok? here are some tidbits of the conversation, verbatim:zoe: "i wanna ask you a question because i feel bold. bold = tight. i am curious as to why i catch you staring at me in AP euro, or if you even are. if so, i am extremely flattered. please provide insight."me: "well thats a pretty bold question....i mean, aesthetically speaking, i'd rather look at you than anyone else in there, but you're also right in my line of vision [she sits right across from me]
  12. well i'm way more proud of this fcp rite of passage than i am of the subject of mine own thread. i guess its just been a baller week. except the whole thing with the girl who i really like and who also really likes me but who led me on hella hard trying to get me to tell her how much i like her, only for her to say that shes still emotionally attached to the guy who goes to USC now and doesn't want a relationship with a senior who's leaving at the end of the year, after i sent her this long email, as per her request, outlining all the reasons that she is the most amazing girl i've ever met. an
  13. milestone ladies and gentlemen - a thread mocking my own thread. i guess i must mean something around here, finally.that being said, not particularly funny.
  14. i was thinking a cat. theres a reason hot girls that are animals are always cats. true story: like 8 years ago, i was chillin at like book group and the families have kids or whatever, so its me, my brother, josh, his bro ben, and adam. and we're chillin in ben's basement and hes fingering his cat. blatantly fingering it. hand job to the max. so we are like "uhhhh dude what are you doing? why are you fingering your cat?" and his answer: "because she enjoys it!"i brought this up with him about 2 years ago and he wholeheartedly denies it, and hes mad at me for even bringing it up and spreading a
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    I Got In

    lol. i won some money yesterday. freshman year i bet my friend 10 bucks that i'd get into stanford. he made a pretty good decision to call - kinda like having a pair of queens on a 952 board. hard to put me on middle set, you know? but i had it and i worked pretty hard throughout high school just for this day, when i can ask him where my scrill at.i also made another pretty crazy bet in like july. my friend, who is about as smart as me, is black, gets straight A's and similar scores, is a singer, composer, and DOUBLE BASS PLAYER. so i bet him that he'd get into harvard. he's a perfect kid. in
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    I Got In

    good deduction. and just to be smug, i got 800 on the verbal section too. 740 math 750 writing. this might be the first thread i've ever made thats more than 1 page. this is gonna be the new couch thread, except just ridiculously obnoxious and conceited.god, i'm so awesome.
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    I Got In

    4.3 weighted, throughout high school. theres a difference. yeah, this year i'm shooting for 4.7142857 and last year i got 4.57142857. its hard though. right now i'm getting 2 B+es and i'm "hella" concerned. additionally, those finals are on the day after my 18th birthday, which means i have to spend that day studying for them. lol. oh well.i guess i made this post hoping for people to say the things they did. so i'm pleased because internet street cred is basically the most important thing in life.
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    I Got In

    thanks guys. my gpa is somewhere around 4.3, i'm hoping to be valedictorian of our class but we'll see. i got 2290 SATs which was nice. but i applied as a musician, a composer, i sent in a CD of three of my pieces complete with scores, so thats probably what set me apart. everyone that applies has 4.0+ and baller SATs. so its all about the x-factor.i got high and drunk today and life feels pretty good. sorry for the shameless boasting but i figure, eh, its stanford.
  19. augmented

    I Got In

    guys, i got into stanford, got my early action result came today. iono if thats where i wanna go, but i'm hecka happy.
  20. augmented

    Riddle

    because 3 + 6 + 8 + 7 are four different numbers. ? if thats the answer i'm seriously pissed off.
  21. augmented

    Riddle

    have you heard this riddle before? if not, you are truly a sick nasty human being.
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    Riddle

    EVERYONE. LISTEN UP to my favorite riddle ever. This is complicated but really tight. There are 3 couples on an island. The rule of the island is that if the man catches his wife cheating, he will have her hanged at noon that day. It turns out that all three wives are cheating, but each husband can only see the other wives cheating and cannot observe his own. So, husband A sees B and C cheating, B sees A and C cheating, C sees A and B cheating, but never their own. But, on January 1st, God comes down to the island. "Husbands," says he, "At least one wife on this island is cheating."Do the wive
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    Riddle

    GK Unit: he was calling in for messages.SuperJon: kill a whole lot of boars, then ask the question again.
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    Riddle

    no. move a digit. one of the numbers.
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