Max_Powers

Yeah, but they put on one hell of an opening ceremony.

I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords. gg Western World

Pun intended?I wonder what he thought about as he brewed up the batch of batter.

The AP does not make mistakes. They spit in the face of our language conventions. It IS nearly double. Its close to double, but over instead of under as would be traditionally assumed.

Guy had to have been on acid or shrooms

I don't have enough posts yet to avoid flames for starting stupid topics. Several hundred more posts and maybe I can start topics on any dumb s*it that pops into my head and be praised for it.

You really thing these people are going to spot a Catch-22 reference?

All questions about calming nerves have one answer:rub one out.

What I thought was funny was he had to go on set for the pokerstars commercial right after losing a 159k pot. Thats gotta dampen the spirit just a bit.

is there any doubt?

This hasn't gotten the love it deserves. Thread highlight IMO

one dollar bob

I suggest......that you stop wearing that novelty "humorous" t-shirt. It only makes you look like a douche bag

Big touble in little china came out 20+ years ago. Makes a slight difference.

QFTI take some prode that with all the garbage on here it took my post to get suitedaces to snap

..That you get really high and watch Big Trouble in Little China right now. Hilarious. Plus Kim Cattrall loks super hot in it.

So I "stumbled upon" a thread. The OP posed the following thought experiment:Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. Right? I imagine sitting on the sun and discovering that in about one minute the sun will explode and disappear. Now, it takes about eight minutes for light to travel to earth, and nothing, not even gravity, can move at a greater speed. This gives my fellow humans a little over eight minutes to act (eight minutes + the several seconds before the explosion). Can I warn them? No, I can’t. Any kind of communication would take more than eight minutes. But! What if I had a

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They say they will show because they don't want you to call out of pure curiosity. Its a bluff, or a weak hand.Of course, maybe they know you know the above statement and acutally want a call. They have a monsterOr maybe they know that you know that they know the above statement. So they actually don't want a call, its a bluff. And so on.

...is an awsome doccumentary. See it. The movie is a level within a level within a level, and I laughed more than I have at any movie in quite some time. It inspired me to purchace tix to the regional competition here in Dever next week. My roomate claims he's entering....

I touched myself.

Great. Thanks for the info guys.

Whats the poker like in the Tahoe area? Anyone have any suggestions?? Heading out there next weekend with 2 of by brothers and their families. The ganbooling might be at a minumum (my brothers aren't players) but I'm gonna do my best to try and fit some in.

I would be terrified in that thing. He doesnt even use a seatbelt.

My wife and/or significant other sure does drive me crazy!We are very different from one another!She bothers me while I watch sporting events. I scratch my balls while she tries to communicate with me!And don't get me started on other drivers! Sheesh!