Vinnie_Terranova

Thanks essay. I'm old but I'm still a wise guy.

Yesterday’s story really begins in the shower. I was enjoying a fine shower. A long and hot and steamy shower where I let my thoughts run free. My thoughts ran to Emma and her body and her mind and her confusing ways. I decided I wouldn’t say anything about “us” or anything like that. I’d just show up, make sure she knows I like her and see what happens. My main man Whiskers always tells me not to ask questions and act like man, so that’s what I decided to do. Maybe 10% I could do that, but still, a plan is a plan. Anyways, I get out of the shower and look at my phone and see that Emma has

YOUR QUESTION WAS SO GAY I COULDNT ANSWER IT FOR FEAR OF GETTING AIDS AND DYING.

how did he do it?

i had the same thought. but i still liked it. same with the police academy episode. the show is a little stale, but still entertaining. i dont have high expectations though. so taht helps.

hows the new school? living the good life?

im a funny guy, eh? funny how? like a clown? like i amuse you? what the fuck is so funny about me?

and suh is the best player i've ever seen at his position. more dominant than anyone. he should win the heisman. hands down.

oh i can blame him. mainly becuase he didnt score any points in that game. none at all.

if we dont fire our o-cooridnator, i will cut myself.

his wife is way to hot for this nonsense. is there no hope for true love.

take that alcorn state.

Sexy Rexy will put one in the promise land.

I cant wait until E starts plowing his assistant. She's bangin'.

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Haha! And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!