Veener Schnitz

my graph looked a lot like that for tonights session until things got ugly

someone needs to teach me the secret to calling 3bets oop w/ 33 and flopping a set to my overpair. it seems like you have to be playing at 45/4/1 for this to be most optimal. oh and floating me with ace little and filling up on the river to beat my flush

i enjoy casual sex with women in the missionary position.

that's what she said

looks like you played a hand of poker and won. yay!

ppl from france are the nutz to play against...so bad

Is this too nitty of a fold or what? I was just so lost on the river here. Villain is 23/3/1.8 over 90 hands with a river af of inf. No real reads or anything but he seems like a donktard..Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)saw flop|saw showdownCO ($9.65)Button ($15.10)SB ($22.20)Hero ($19.85)UTG ($10)MP ($14.90)Preflop: Hero is BB with , . 1 fold, MP calls $0.10, 2 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.Flop: ($0.30) , , (3 players)SB checks, Hero checks, MP bets $0.1, SB calls $0.10, Hero calls $0.10.Turn: ($0.6

funny guy, he will be missed

on a happier note. i just got my new taylor made stand bag, odyssey putter, ben hogan irons delivered to the girlfriends house up in buffalo and cannot wait to get back to school in 2 weeks and golf like mad while there is still time left. for all you golfers in here i need a new driver so if you play and can recommend something and why you like it then great!

bored tonight. convinced myself to put a session in. down 3 buy ins. played well. tomorrow is another day.

watch your mouth

[x] op already plays micro stakes

better to play when your mind is focused than when you just aren't all that eager to put in a session. happens to me sometimes so i can relate. if i have any doubt on whether i can put 100% towards a session i wont bother.

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we let you vote and work at a rate of 60 cents to our dollar and this is still not good enough?

lighten up. it's obviously true what he said. most girls can't handle huge cawk because it hurts so much. besides guys with huge roided out poles miss out on sticking it in a girls pooper.

this will help dn's gay rumors! not that i think he's gay because i could honestly care less but i'm expecting several hilarious 2+2 threads on this and hopefully some sort of photoshop madness

game over

hostility in here. as poker players we must learn to accept the good with the bad and venting about the bad comes with the territory.

but you.....oh damn!

attention whore

weeeeee August is my friend againFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)saw flop|saw showdownUTG ($6.05)MP ($4.25)Button ($15.05)Hero ($10.70)BB ($10.50)Preflop: Hero is SB with , . 1 fold, MP raises to $0.35, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.35, 1 fold, MP raises to $4.25 (All-In), Hero calls $2.90.Flop: ($8.60) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)Turn: ($8.60) (2 players, 1 all-in)River: ($8.60) (2 players, 1 all-in)Final Pot: $8.60Main Pot: $8.60, between MP and Hero. > Pot won by Hero ($8.60).Results in white below: MP has A

so far august can lick my scrotum. been getting coolered left and right today. was down 7 buy ins at one point over the course of the day and battled back to even. i've got bullets on order and just got off the phone with the gun rental company if this continues

LOL so let me get this straight....You are afraid to multitable with 20 buy ins for a limit but you began to develop your multitabling talent starting with only 5 buy ins. Why give advice on something while doing the complete opposite?