Temporary Nuts

Well duh, it's a heads up pot... either you win, or your opponent wins. See 50/50

That little rule works about 40% of the time, which is enough. Me likey

Baby This ^^^^ is the reason we have to bet the flop. You have to give bottom pair or a draw some chance to fold, since this is the worst flop possible for AK.Bet 7 because I don't like to pretend I recognize the opponents stack (since often I don't like in this thread), but it is a bet->call line

Like MT said, snap call

Please don't even double barrel until you hit 50NL

FYPseriously... three bet light as a mofo

I'm gonna start a Puffy type movement "Raise or die"

Not at all, this hand was played great Jd is a supereasy c/f so it is not the worst card in the deck in terms of decisions, just in terms of results

I hope you do realize that I'm GIVING you this money and not asking you to hold it... if i wanted it held I'd keep it in my account. Go play a donkament or something it'll be close to $200That said I talked to my lawyer and I have some hope for returning... I'm taking the conservative route and am going to go along with parole's "plan" long enough to establish I can be a normal human being, and then I will take their asses to court.Online poker better hold up their end of the bargain and stay legal :)edit: Tskillz if you do not feel comfortable accepting it please let me know so I can give KJ

Not a level. I am quite a horrible person when all my poker aspects are taken out of play. I've made some shit decisions that I think only Tskillz and MT were around for, got myself in legal trouble, and... hell if you're that interested its somewhere in this 300pg thread...I'm still online because the decision is not "official" (pending this coming Tuesday); although I won't play a single hand until it isn't (up to 9 years) simply because my emotions about this are so huge i couldn't focus.Also, Tskillz... please pm me your full tilt handle. I'm gonna get a rakeback payment friday that I won'

Goodbye BAW, FTP, and online poker. My parole is going to be recommended that I no longer have the privilege of internet access.If no one takes any of my advice seriously but one piece, let it be this:Your actions have effects that you cannot foresee. When you intentionally choose to do something wrong, it will have an impact on the rest of your life and the lives of those you touch. Make solid life choices because when you make large mistakes you will never stop paying for them.

Why would you check/shove with no FE on this line on that board?

bet $7 on flop

wow wtf is with the old threads continually bumped. I didn't even notice

Limping = bad, raise or fold preFlop and Turn are fineLOL what are you doing on the river? Will you please pot that ish. As played easysupersnapcall

Poker changed a lot eh?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=leelainstead of getting banned I'll let you type the additional keywords like "nude" or "porn" or "giraffe"

omfgI may have run 300 below EV today and taken a 300 loss... but I have Cartoon Network again for the first time in forever so it was a good day...and no, I only watch adult swim, I'm not that much of a pedo

Care to share the spots you do this in?I just saw my first 2 today and all results oriented like I succeeded...If you need incentive there's a hot one-eyed alien babe in it for you

I never donk bet, and with Q's on a board like that I'm c-cing. Mostly because only stuff that beats me and the occasional flush draw are calling the c-r, but double barreling seems to happen frequently enough for it to be a profitable line.

12-16 if TAG8 if LAGall 6-max I was going to stick to my guns about cold calling anyhow, no need to re-enforce my position

I know it was a supereasy fold and doesn't relate to the actual hand... but somebody said "I DAREZ JOO TO SHOW ME TO FOLD ZE QUEENS WITHOUT TO SEE THE FLOOP" so I did

Feral Cow Poker Hand ConverterFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 6 playersUTG+1: $78.65 CO: $94.60 Button: $50.50 (Hero)SB: $26.10 BB: $52.75 UTG: $53.40 Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is Button with (6 players)2 folds, CO raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6, SB folds, BB calls $5.50, CO raises to $24.25, Hero folds, BB calls $18.25Flop: ($54.75) (2 players)BB checks, CO bets $19, BB raises to $28.50, and is all in, CO calls $9.50Turn: ($111.75) (2 players)River: ($111.75) (2 players)CO showed , and won ($108.75) with a full house, Eights full of AcesBB showed , and lost with a full house

Stop losing. It's that simple

So you'd rather see a 3-out draw fold, when they can make tp/tk hands and stack off when you're superior? You'd rather see them fold than pick up a large c-bet when they whiff? Hell, I've seen plenty of people call off with AQ or AJ high no draw in these situations just because by the time it is indicative that they should fold, their pot odds are ridiculousCold 4betting is just a really bad play to me because it crushes all your action except when you're behind or if you have an AA vs KK scenario... even fish get out of the way with hands they really really like. The only hand that it makes s