DinkDonk

Lol@you. Lurbz: Hey, if we take out all your profit, you're a losing player! DD: But I won money.Lurbz: Yeah, but most of it is that time you won a lot. Like, if we don't count those tournaments you made money in, you lost money in every single tournament. And that's gotta be terrible. Anyone can see that.DD: But, see, I won money, so I can't be losing.Lurbz: You're stupid.

Fantastic post.

Happy Birthday, HighwaySuperStar

I'm certain you can. I bet you could offend me much more easily than SA. That guy can't offend anybody, he's just too likable.

God, I need to start proof-reading before I post. I feel like Rose. And it's fine SJ, all my real life friends are assholes, too. I won't hold it against you.

More of an observation than a compliment or an insult, I'd say. Usually when I say something that sounds coy, it's just to make you doubt whether or not you should take it at face value. It's a system I learned from my roommate; You just insult girls in ways they're not entirely sure they understand and it comes off as funny instead of cruelly chauvinistic. My point was just that no one cares when SA insults them. That's just his schtick. But you regurgitating old SA jokes somehow feels like more of an insult. It's like I'm at a bar with a friend who keeps telling me about the one time last we

Yeah that's me. And I was going to ask you the same thing, captain new car.

Meh. He's okay.

How do you remember this stuff?Also, somehow when SA is a dick it doesn't make me think "that guy's a dick." Not so true when you are.

Yep, I have this problem with new girls. With ones who I've got a comfortable sexual rapport, it's usually just as easy as saying "Let's fuck instead." Whatever you'd like. I honestly have no idea how this name came about, but now I have like 5k posts attributed to it across two forums. People generally shorten it to Dink, though. Rad is short for both radical and radiator. Gnarly is a synonym for radical. Napa used rad to mean radical and used both "adjectives" in play to precede a car part, leaving us with a clever pun. If you have any more questions feel free to fire away.Oh, and for the pa

He's still active on 2+2.

It could just be that I've never been the recipient of a great handjob. I'm usually pretty excellent at progressing things to sex if we get to that point.

I have never and will never use these phrases in such close proximity.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------I know there's the whole "it's someone else and that's exciting" part, but that's why I specifically said "physically" and also why I brought up the implication of future touchings. But as for the handjobs I've gotten, I spend the first half thinking about whether I'm actually going to be able to finish and the second half thinking about how I'm going to convince her to put it in her mouth.

I enjoy this post immensely.

Well, they're not terrible, but making me ejaculate requires very little effort and I've not yet had a handjob that was physically more enjoyable than masturbation. The only way in which a woman's hand is preferable to my own is the implication that if she'll touch my penis with her hand, she'll probably do so in a more pleasant way in the future.

I had sex twice this week! The former. I don't think great handjobs exist.

Sigh. Nope.

Yeah, I suppose that's true, but can he really win?

Well, except I'd be good and not great. But ideally, yes.

I'd do 3 or 4 blockbusters for whoever was offering the most money. After that, I'd do one Oscar-worthy indie movie that made everyone think I was an up and coming star in the business. I'd take a year off, doing alllll sorts of nasty drugs, go to rehab, then BAM; Straight to porn. I'd spend the rest of my time doing the nastiest, dirtiest things possible to women and live the rest of my life (post GMB) making Ron Jeremy-style cameos, where I make crass jokes in B-level TV and movies for proooobably not much money.

I'm probably going to get to Inside Job and Waiting for Superman soon. And I might mix in Client 9, just for funsies.

I agree for the most part. Tiffany and Mike are just there to add some one-liners and obnoxious laugh-clips. Antonia will cook well and only win if Richard screws up, just like Richard's first season where Stephanie won. If Mike won, I think I'd be mildly entertained, but Tiffany winning would feel silly in an entirely un-funny way.

Duh, dude. Rose already said that. I loved this story and I miss James.

So how tall are you now that you're grown up?

Fuuuuuck.