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  1. and if i may take the sword off my infantry badge that i proudly display look what i found on sharkscopeERIK RAT RYLAND FULLTILT ( i do belive this is you or is the rat someone other than you on mikes myspace page?:}GAMES PLAYED 3AV PROFIT-$5AV ROI-100%TOTAL PROFIT-$16Big ballah playin big on the internet got a bankroll so big that the graph on shark drops so fast that it would beat a rock to the bottom of the pool. not to put anyone that is challenged down but do you wear a helmet and say "I am special ed?"I will be kind and not bring up the 18 games you played on pokerstars
  2. hey while i am throwin chirpin chips about ryland and W.S.O.P. quotes about "the mouth" you have to thank jenson for this jewel if i can get the quote right out of my memory " Don't go around chasin mikes nuts"
  3. cbass i will go in half with you if you promise me its "gimp" and he must have the red ball in erics mouth hell i will pay the tab and match the tab to you if you can get some pics
  4. 2nd best player and 18 years old?? come on you still got mamma's milk behing your ears.
  5. this is what the "mouth" meant when he said "kiddie game down the street"
  6. the biggest reason why i love america? I can have a closet full of 50 cal rifles and say they are for deer hunting god i love my ammo
  7. Baller? lets see hmm is it me or does the photo in question bear a very strong resemblance to the cheesey eye shot of eric ryland? We finaly get to see his true identity. nice rims eric
  8. big question, nuke was dropped and everyone on the planet was wiped off the map but you,annie duke,and kathy liebert what would you do to keep the human race alive? GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD p.s. wipe that dirty crack
  9. do a search on google for the playboy pics and that tat is a black scorpion
  10. For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Ohe Schitt, the co-owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' obje
  11. all the casino's i have played at if you loose with aaakk you get 10% If you loose with quad 10's or better you and the person in the hand will recive a chop of 40%, the other 40% chops with everyone else at the table and the last 20% goes to the dealer. I have hit it twice in 3 years and no i did not tip the dealer. hitting the 2 bbj have put 65k total in my poket together. Not a bad format but you have to be sure how many players must see the flop. a good casino dealer will tell you that since we have X amount of players at the table there will not be a bbj until we get more players and not
  12. A woman with the most unfortunate condition of possessing ginger pubic hair. "I ain't goin'down on her she's a GINGERMINGEthanks urban dictionary
  13. seriously the one with the chick was bad enough now the pic of the bottle jesus now i am going to need a bottle of viagra because that is burnt in the brain!!! curious though how much camel toe does a bottle have?
  14. double header my 2 fartsWent to get up from table with serious gas cramps held it for 8 hands, lighter fell out of pocket bent over to pick it up and it crept out in a guys face almost got killed for that onewas in kinder lou and the dealer at the 5/5 table at coushata proudly bent over on his left leg and let out the most horrendous fog horn sounding fart i ever heard.bad thing was there was a chick taking a drink and spit beer all over the table then stood up and cused him out.
  15. betting the dry side pot call me an ashle but if I hit the highest card on the board or have a higher pair then I bet it. If I am in tourney and miss i check it. The bad beat??? {going to get heated} I look at it like this if your in a pot the winning hand wins period. I used to get furious over the "bad beat" go on tilt and become a chip atm.They only way i could plug the leak was to accept it as being beat and go on.When your on tilt your playing with emotions bad things happen. I replay the hand in my head to learn from it. Surprisingly I realized that when it happens ABOUT 85% of the time
  16. its tough. I had a 6 year old rotwieler he had brain cancer. In 3 months he went from 130lbs to 65lbs.The last week he went blind and i could not take him to the vet to put him down. Sad to say but i put him down, its tough but go out and get yourself a new dog. Its the routine that messes with you and getting back into a routine is the best medicine.
  17. Yes you found my typo at the end of my thread and i say thanks itshould have stated that when you do not break the rulesThe first paragraph is stating that if you do that that its certian suicide because your going to get somethin the doc has no shot for.Going in preflop you have no control over the flop. If you seen the flop and its safe then you could do it and atleast know that you have to dodge 2 cards instead of 5.The pure odds of a 52card deck. Now follow me ace to ten=20cards in a deck{ the top 5} 9 to 2 = 32 cards
  18. Hello i am fresh meat here made a few posts and i need some help.I know flame me on this one but how do you load pics and and info to your page. Yes i am not the brightest bulb deserve a good flame but help would be apreciated and no i cant spell either. By the way this has to be one of the best places that i have found and thanks to everyone for making it worth reading.Keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. I am NOT trying to flame on this response but you broke one of the major rules of poker. You looked down,seen AA and shoved in preflop.That my friend is like getting totaly hammered chopin some coke with 3 hookers and you wake up the next day to realize that you did not put a rain coat on before you headed into the mine shaft of love.I am a pro and i see peaple doing this constantly and if i have 78 109 or k3{yes the krablar pinch pinch} its an insta call.Moral of the story you never ever shove it in preflop. Why because peaple that have palyed enough hands know its 5 hand possibility AA,AK,K
  20. Heres your answer KKOTIts been awhile but lets see if i get it right i need to go to you tube or poker tube but i am lazydaniel asked the table if it was ok to stake jamie Doyle got pissed because jamie did not ask doyle if it was ok if he got staked by a player at the tableAs for what i have done trust me i am a pro i play mainly live{nothing to berade online play, i like the feel of chips}Do i play big buy in tourneys no i am a cash player. I play touneys for the tax side of it. There is no way that i am going to drop 10k on a 8500 player field. Your chance of making it to the final table ar
  21. ooops didnt mean to double postplease scroll down
  22. you really want to know why i personally have more respect for hellmuth vs gold{trust me whale sh!t is higher than these 2}gold is a pure weasel,dude he wins an as@ load of cash then he tells the person that staked him to get f@cked.Just what we need in the poker community is a real piece of work like jamie.Curious have you seen his vid on rawvegas pleading with the mases to forgive him. Thats what really made me puke. If jamie is sssssssssoooooooooooooooooo good how come he has yet to make it to the final table at the WPT? All of the taped tv stuff i seen him on he is owned pawned and blown o
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