Czech Razor

Beat 'em down like Dave did to Halle.

YSAL. Awful.

I think the softness of some sites makes up for the 27-30% rakeback you'd get from other sites that have tighter tables in general.

You really should be playing on PartyPoker or Full Tilt.

OP = pédéIt's ok for a couple Scandis to say hello in their own language. It usually does last long and is harmless like the PStars reply said.

That makes it official. Every type of person has now made fun of you either to your face, or to themselves. Very nice cash, Fluffdog.

Bodog. Not even close. They offer rakeback, too. I think it's 30%. The software isn't very good and I think it's still only 3 tables maximum, but the 2/3 NL and 3/6 NL games are softer than anywhere else.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her twice.Obstacle1 (Hanson)

They need someone who knows what the f*** they're talking about to write the other side of the story - i.e. it's not like this everywhere etc. etc. I'll skullf*** a fetus if the AP scandal makes all of Online Poker lose its fish.

A pair of Jacks now beats a pair of Kings?This thread is... eh, never mind. It's standard

PokerStars doesn't let you chat once someone goes all-in. Nice read

I'm surprised at how much BC has risen. Can't picture it lasting, but it's going to make going to this Thursday's game a lot more fun.

PM maybe? ...

Wow. That's even gayer than someone using the phrase 'Captain Obvious'.

My vote goes to D. All of the aboveThat Final Table sucked balls.

Yes, yes I did. No excuses. I'd already had a cup of coffee at that point. Stupid d and f next to each other ...Oh well. Better than that time I typoed Cynthia and wrote to Cunthia at Goldman Sachs about a trade I had a question on. Heh.

I hear you loud and clear said the dead wife to her blind husband.

Makes me think of Jim Norton from the early days on the Opie & Anthony show.I think Lil' Jimmy's version was "slip in a puddle of AIDS" which I thought was pretty damn funny when I first heard it. I got my PStars chat banned for a while for telling someone I was going to ass F his sister before selling her into white slavery. Apparently you aren't supposed to say stuff like that. Who knew?Nowadays I just stick to "standard" or "Obv" until I can think of something more creative.

Nice cash, sir.

In before lock. Maybe it'll catch on, heh.

IBL.

Or you could just skip over those threads instead of trying to create a rule no one really cares about. Just sayin'.

Good on ya, OP. gl fellas.

I saw, nice. I'll probably follow your link when I go to deposit there.