MightyLouse

Thanks but I'm the antivegan. People who eat vegetables make me sick. Except corn.

I know this. I'm stupid but not really stupid. Wait, no, I take that back. That sentence is clear evidence that I am really really stupid. I meant that as in "actually really stupid." I might be really stupid, but I'm not really really stupid. God dammit. I thought it was a pretty easy all-in but a few of my friends were making fun of me for overpushing. I just wanted to be sure.

Skinless chicken is worse than cheese pizza. At least cheese pizza has cheese on it. I just finished eating a delicious sandwich. Take a bagel, and lightly lightly spread cream cheese on each side after toasting it. Then place a lot of smoked ham and some muenster cheese on top. Heat up some bacon, and add that to the sammy. Finally, add some honey mustard to taste.

Everybody list your three favorite characters not named Dwight, Jim or Michael. In order.1. Ryan.2. Toby.3. Kevin because he won a bracelet in deuce to seven tripledraw. The writers really know what they're doing. They didn't give him a generic bracelet, they gave him a bracelet in triple draw.

It is a 100 max game so I'll probably borrow 400 or so from my brother and work out some kind of arrangement. If you read this in the morning, Derek, can I borrow like 400 bucks? Halvsies? I usually play a pretty taggy preflop style, but have played in enough really loose games to play a lot of hands in late position. D-Rock told me the standard raise at a 1-2 100 game is to 10 or 15. Is that true? That would be poor for my table image. Plus I had a few drinks and folding was hard.

Will you at least explain weird flop check? I don't think there are any flops except those against certain players that I'd check if we get it head up. What are you trying to accomplish? Are you hoping to get more value out of AJ, KQ or QJ? Most of the time you can just bet and expect to be called anyway by any king. Checking the flop both gives your opponent a chance to turn a big hand he and it loses you value when he has a reasonable holding.I would guess you won and are going to come back in here and say that your brilliant slowplay allowed you to catch up and crush him but that's ret

PS- I get to go to the casino on Saturday. I've only been once and did okay at the crazy 3/6 game. I'm gonna sit down and play some NL though because it's probably my better game. Any tips for my first casino No Limit experience?

I see I am still a topic of conversation even after D-Rock's return. Nice to know. As far as I know we aren't the same person but I've been told we have a lot in common. Plenty of genes at least. He's downstairs playing "Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2" right now. I'm not sure how insulted to be that you think we are the same person. My gut says very very insulted. Do any of you guys play poker? I was playing with a friend a while back and I got made fun of for this hand.No limit, blinds are a quarter and fifty. Most people have like 40 or 50 bucks on table and it's early on.

After the first one, the rest are easy.

I was on vacation with a friend of mine in Florida last summer. We were 17 and wandering around looking for a way to get beer, and stopped stopped at this weird convenience store we thought our fake IDs would work at. We walked in and my friend noticed a weigh-yourself scale in the corner. He deposited a quarter and it didn't weight him. So he turned to the 15yr. old african-american kid behind the counter pointed at the scale and asked "Does this work?"The clerk then responded excitedly with bugged out eyes in a high-pitched/squeally voice, "Yeah! It's outta order!" For some reason the

I was on vacation with a friend of mine in Florida last summer. We were 17 and wandering around looking for a way to get beer, and stopped stopped at this weird convenience store we thought our fake IDs would work at. We walked in and my friend noticed a weigh-yourself scale in the corner. He deposited a quarter and it didn't weight him. So he turned to the 15yr. old african-american kid behind the counter pointed at the scale and asked "Does this work?"The clerk then responded excitedly with bugged out eyes in a high-pitched/squeally voice, "Yeah! It's outta order!" For some reason the

Yeah, 8T probably caps here at least 75% of the time. Maybe closer to 85%. Same with a set, unless someone's mistakenly looking to raise it up on the turn. I think we're drawing either dead or very slim a solid portion of the time here. I doubt our queens are good that often. Same with our fives. I'm unhappy with taking an aggressive river line with pretty much any hand. This board is very very dangerous for our hand. It's possible that we're drawing to 9 + 2 + 3 full outs against something like an oddly played JJ or something. If I river a flush, I really don't feel all that comfortab

It takes you 20 minutes to shave?

You'd fold getting at least 11-1 on your money?

I laughed so hard at this. How come nobody quoted this and made the hands clapping smiley face? I can just see the grocery store grinding to a halt while three awesome guys start shouting and dancing about how hot it's gonna get while an understated Jewish guy looks at first uncomfortable, then realizes how awesomely funny it is.Which kinda reminds me of this.[on plane] Waitress: Do you want an in-flight meal, Mr. Chappelle? Dave Chappelle: What are you serving? Waitress: We have fish and chicken. Black Pixie 1: I just heard the magic word, Chicken. Go and order a big bucket nigg

Cobalt I really like the way you play No Limit. I bet you do really really well in these games.I'd play the hand like this. You'd like the pot right here, as further streets will be tough to play out of position. If he shoves, you roll your eyes, say "Go ahead" and stick them in there.What're your plans for the turn if he calls?Oh and given COs stack size, did you give any thought to pushing? I usually don't, because this seems scarier, but I'm wondering if there's any merit to it. I am a bad NL player.

I was thinking something like this. I typed out a response when you first posted this hand and ended up not adding it because I really didn't know what to do. It's not all that unlikely that nobody has a boat but we're still drawing dead. If anybody had top two or a set on the flop, we are now dead. If somebody had Kxd or Axd, we're nearly dead, and totally dead if somebody has a bigger diamond draw.But we're getting 12.5-1 on a call. There seems to be a good chance somebody else has diamonds, so the pure number of our diamond outs should be discounted somewhat. And our reverse implied o

Tiger's Wife is actually her middle name, but she dropped it when she married Tiger because it was so werd.

I was just giving you a definition of Eurotrash. I don't care whether you find Rafagal Nadal attractive or not. You just seemed to be confused as to what people meant by Euro looking and I was trying to help. Elin Nordgren would look Euro if she lost 30 pounds, dropped 3 cupsizes, wore dark lipstick and stupid clothing, died her hair darker, and always smoked a cigarette while looking disinterested.You are mean.

Yessir. Try to listen to Jose Gonzalez's acoustic cover. You can find it on You Tube or his myspace page http://www.myspace.com/josegonzalez

Anytime. I had my IQ tested once and it was 92 or so. I need no help feeling dumb but am willing to aid others.

Really? If our opponent turned up TT making us a slight dog we'd call in a heartbeat and show a profit.

Eurotrash. Think the guy in that Simpsons episode where Bart and Grandpa Simpon relive his Fighting Hellfish days. The German guy at the end who gets the paintings. "Watch the Speakers in the trunk." "Ya, get a room FUNBOYS."

This is the most important part. You need to make the pot big for your river value bet if he has a hand. If he's on a draw and misses, we need the money in on the turn. If he's on a draw and hits, we need the pot big enough to felt him

Think Eurotrash. Marco Traniello looks like stupid Eurotrash, kinda. Garish and stupid.