Dark_Helmet

When it comes to the Schwartz... Hanguk got the upside, SuitedAces21 got the downside.Besides Lone Starr, Hanguk is the only person who would give me the raspberry.I am SA21's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Which makes us absolutely nothing.

Oh yeah? Well, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

I guess since I have the downside, I'll SIIHP. Of course she may be a freak and want the jumbo meat in the backdoor. Quitter. With a little work, it could've had some dynamite drop ins.

It's nice to have fans. Lord Helmet will never die!I'll also never out myself.

Really? I was sure it was Hang.Anyway, I'm not lifting my Helmet.

What's not logical is arguing over an inferior sci-fi series.

I bet she gives great Helmet!

Well I hope it's a long ceremony, cause it's going to be a short honeymoon.

I bet she gives great helmet.

I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate.

I bet he gives great helmet!

I'm surrounded by assholes!!!

That will be 5 spacebucks for copyright infringement.

Yes, exactly. And this crazy story did happen. It was my 5th grade year at a private school on planet Druidia. Being a Spaceball, I did feel like an outsider. But nothing was more uncomfortable than when I walked into my first class. The teacher made a motion as if she was about to give me the Spaceball salute. Then all of a sudden, the next thing I know, she's all "heil Hitler'ing" me. It was totally nuts. The only thing that saved that day is it was the day I met a young Princess Vespa. I knew one day I would have her in my clutches, to have my wicked way with her, the way I would want to.

Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonna be a short honeymoon. Seriously, congrats though.