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Hi Lolli,You might be interested in our newest item in the PACT store, the combo toilet/litterbox. Its only 65,893,774 PACT points**Must have cat with ability to use the item. Cat not included. No other promotions can be used with this purchase. S/H not included. 1 PACT pt.=$8 in rake.

Hi MisterB,Dont worry. The crap* that I dish out keeps being put up with. Mostly because its true.*PACT store item #35887.5 "crap on a plate" retails for 56,893 PACT pts. No coupons allowed with this promotion. Flies not included.

Hi NYNellie,Please be aware that we currently offer a toaster oven in the PACT store. It is a high-quality item like the rest of our inventory. All you have to do to purchace this fine item is:Make a real money deposit on our sitePlay enough hands and collect pointsTrade your points for our crap merchandiseHere's item #258435.8 and it goes for 75,832,773 PACT points**sale price, not including 569,935 pt. shipping fee subject to price increase from our supplier at closeout.com. One pact pt.=approx. $8 in rake. Offer expires when you build up enough points to purchase. See conman.com for full d

Hi LeeJones@PokerStars,Please refrain from informing posters at our site about your sites promotions and/or bonuses. We have spent considerable funds on brainwashing our players into thinking that con man type support makes up for the lack of decent software.Please check your pms. The offer for 1 cent on the dollar buyout is being considered, but I feel that $5 per hour is a little low for my wages. Make it $6 and you gotta deal.Regards,

Hi leftygolfer,Due to the public demand for this shirt, we decided to add this item to our store. Keep in mind that the inventory of products are low right now in the store because most items are backordered from the Salvation Army/dumpsters/yard sales/close-out auctions suppliers. We do have some junk used casino playing cards and ghetto beach chairs that we would love to dump off to you guys before having to throw them away trade for PACT points in the mean time.just a sampleWe will contine to provide the best products at the best prices to everyone who puts up with our crazy mascot who has

Hi,Last night's Chateau thread concerning the new guys *** avatar degenerated into a series of flames and other crap that resulted in a few posters being given suspensions. Two of those suspensions have been lifted and pooterjuice and Smelling Dead should be able to post again. I deleted a ton of posts from that thread.When a flame war starts nobody is the winner and we all are the losers. If you think a post is stupid try and ignore it and don't start attacking the poster. It is also the tone that is used to say that you disagree with the poster that is a problem. There is a way to disagree w

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Hi troymac,Please refrain from posting about your couch in the "People Against the Couch Thread". A pic of which could lead to a ban from PACT and loss of important funds to our off-shore accounts and my personal retirement fund.Please note the lack of time I'm spending around here and the short temper that I've shown lately.I may actually have to find a real job due to lack of "players" on this poor excuse for a site.

Hi beans-n-icewater,That is correct. Suited Up has a total of 4 PACT points.

Hi Suited Up,Currently the PACT points are awarded as follows:1 Pact point= Total number of posts X .00048975So, 10,000 posts X .00048975 = 4.8975 PACT pts.Please note that the minimum purchase in the PACT store is 10ppts.

Hi Suited UP,The delivery men should not have been tipped.They delt enough misery as it was.

Hi renaedawn,Thanks

Hi strategy,We cannot release any information on the pending relationship between PACT and the current sitiuation involving the post deletions and/or the parties in question.As always, we choose to keep you guys in the dark while trying act as if everything is "fine and dandy"Please ignore the fact that you were lied to about charter memberships, bonuses, and other such matters. We will continue to act as if nothing is wrong so long as you do. Please dont ask further questions about anything shady as they will be ignored.*We regret to inform that rake is now $5 per hand up to $.1-.2 NL and bon

فقد اثبتت الدراساتفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه من التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز فقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منعلي هذه المافقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه مندة ودورها في الوقايه منز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منايه منفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي

فقد اثبتت الدراساتفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه من التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز فقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منعلي هذه المافقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه مندة ودورها في الوقايه منز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منايه منفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي تركز علي هذه المادة ودورها في الوقايه منفقد اثبتت الدراسات التي

Hello Everyone,First I need to apologize for the extensive downtime the PACT thread has had over the past couple of days. We've done a major upgrade to the thread which unfortunatly came with the locking of the couch thread that we had to overcome in a manual process. Habib has now added women (Habib resigned) to the harem to assist with the "manual" process.In any case, there are some major improvements that have been made and what you'll see first and foremost is the new PACT swingers club. It's kind of like 'Driving Miss Idaho' meets our thread. You can add personal photos, MILF lists, comm

Hi Lolli,Minus 50 PACT points for hushing a fellow member. Hacking on a fellows member is plus 100 PACT pts.

Hi CardWarfare,The PACT store is currently suffering instability due to increased sales. Please note that item#696969 has been changed from the plug assembly to the prostate stimulator. The prostate simulator will still be correct at item#696968. The locking plug is no longer in stock due to the end of the month "blow-out" sales flyer. Hi bleacherbum3,No color choice for the last remaining "Mexi" sized models.

Hi Cardwarfare,The item you commented on is currently unavalible. Players on our site that chose to commit suicide because of the horrible software designed as a last-chance effort to keep a few dollars flowing in before the door slammed shut decided that it was much too slow. We have replaced item #5835540 (AIDS needle) with #696969 (locking butt-plug). Please update your Christmas lists among family and friends.The butt-plug is offered in many colors and flavors. Due to several fights and numerous reported thefts among the sick thread members during the free trial period, we decided to upgra

Hi RabidTortuqa,Please sign up at the PACT thread and help us abolish the "couch thread". It's located in the general off-topic area and membership requires a two drink minimum.

Hi Beans-n-Icewater,There is no limit to usage of the coupons at this time. Abuse of the promotion could force us to cancel or place restrictions on it in the future though.

Hi JoeyJoJo,Please be aware that the price for freeroll promotion codes is 5 PACT points.Real money promotion codes are 10 PACT points.So to claim the "5 PACT points off" discount on the Fatality controller, goto MyAccount and buy the item for 10,000 PACT pts. Before sending to cart, click "buy promotion code for additional 10pts" and add to cart before finishing transaction.The bonus points will be mailed to you in the form of a PACT rebate coupon. This should be mailed back to us within 2 working days to obtain the 5 pt discount on the item.Sorry for the misunderstanding

Hi PACT members,PACT is a partner site of FutureCouch Ignoring Systems. All of the FutureCouch sites have moved to the new "Digital Slipcover Network" in the past two days. This 'new' network is actually a new software interface running on the SuperScam Foreign Network, sharing the same RakeMeToDeath base. The FutureCouch sites include:247HabibAmcoCoffeeTableBookAverageSheikPokaBayouDevanBestScamCrashTheCouchChampsDimeBagSportsbookDownTheCouchPokaPACTGoldenShowerPokaHouseofHustlerIslamPokaInsuredBetStillWontPayJacksDaddysDrunkAgainOhNoPokaIsBallaLoungeLucky******PleaseLeaveMonkeyProgrammingMes

Hi everyone,Due to the rush to get PACT back online, we have a few minor software bugs to work out. Habib accidently opened a Dr. Goatee's "Whos your nanny?" porn site while programming the current version of PACT and the space bar was hit numerous times by his elbow. This caused the window opening problems.This is a very busy period of time for PACT. We simply cannot be burdened with small talk of high prices for the rake and complaints of substandard software while the new palace is being built. Which reminds me, the latest distraction from the pitiful service is the PACT freerolls. Just sig