mmmsandwiches

Why is it that every time I read one of your posts, I find myself staring at your sig for at least 30 seconds??? Who is she?

phil is the choad of all choads.

i don't really use my keyboard that much when i play. does anyone have any other suggestions for good poker mouse?

pokercontrols.comJust read about it in the back of the new Bluff. Thoughts?

how do i get in on the action?

I just read this thread while stars was down, and I kinda wish I would've just continued staring at the empty poker tables instead.

65,000 players....13,000 tables. that's a lot of rake they're not paying right now.

Love that movie...owning mahony. i kinda get sick watching it though. its kinda disturbing.

nice work! ...loved the piss bowl bit.

well put...'cept for the part where your wife needs a rim job.

i heard johnny chan threw his shoe at matt damon after he didn't tell him what his cards were in that scene in rounders. who throws a shoe....honestly?

i agree with the OP. if you were at a restaurant and your waiter farted or lying on a bed in a hotel with a hooker and she farted you'd all be upset. when you're paying someone for a service, even if it is a hand job, they should be professional.

Absolutely, without a doubt, the worst beat in history.....ever.:Cloutier was playing in a no-limit Hold’em cash game at the famous Bicycle Club with Al Krux, a great player himself, who’s made several final tables at the World Series of Poker.Krux was running bad and, picking up pocket kings, put all his remaining chips - $435 – into the pot. The player to Krux’s left was having a massage and, with his cards held high, the player to his left saw them. It mattered not. Both players mucked their cards.Play got round to Cloutier who, holding pocket 10s and seeing what other players had done, fig

she might have a butterface, but i'd still like to run through 30 acres of that and fall every foot.

i wanna pee in her butt.

if you are looking for a table, check out pokersuppliesltd.com. you can buy kits with all the materials you need and build it yourself. i know the guy who owns the company. he is a complete d-bag, but he sells good products...if you can put up with him.also, KEM cards are the ****.

i know there have already been threads about this one, but:That's so sick.

I'm live in Sioux Falls too.....

nice work. excellent episode.wanna go drifting sometime? i just got new rims for my african violet.

http://www.cardplayer.com/hand_matchup/39

i agree with you that he shouldn't have gotten all defensive about kanter's play. sounds a little bitter to me. maybe cuz he isn't playing as well, or as much as he would like. i still think that kanter is a total donkey. too bad bad things went south. would've been to cool to hear some of his tourney strat.