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lamont

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About lamont

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    anything but strip

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    Watts, CA inside the "EMPIRE"
  1. lamont

    Farming Joke

    WOULD YOU TOO JUST STOP IT? I WAS GONNA LEAVE THIS PLACE BY THE TIME I GOT TO 40 BUT I MIGHT JUST PACK UP AND LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
  2. lamont

    Farming Joke

    POPS WILL YOU PLEASE QUIT SURFIN ROUND ON THAT THERE INTRENANET AND FIX ME SOME SUPPER! IM GONNA GO GET AINT ESTER AND SEES IF SHE CAINT GET YOU OFF FROM FRONT OF THAT PUTER!
  3. Yeah Pops! Im rights here!Lookout! Here come Aunt Esta!
  4. You tellim pops! Uh oh! Here come aunt Ester and she look mad!
  5. You sed it PopsWe med fun of dem white folks fer years on nationial telebizion and neva hear a word bout itSum peoplez need ta lightened da hell up!Uh oh here comez Esta!
  6. lamont

    "nigga Please!"

    You tell em Pops! We dont has ta taks dat kina talk roun hyere!He come ant Estahe in troubles now!
  7. lamont

    Pact

    Welz Iz not gonza sit heres and let everbody elst makd a fool outta demselves cheerin a guy on dats ripin em offHABADA id da manz!
  8. Youz tell em Pops!Just cause Rollo mighta lifted a few thangs in he life dont mean all of us done did toIz gonna go get aint Esta and has her hit dat Mexica man cross da head wift her purse
  9. We from "Sanford and Son"RonJeremy iz from "Roots"
  10. Play that there dam song dat plays whilst iz dribin da truckI taint get dat song outta ma head
  11. lamont

    Pizza Delivery

    Hello iz thisz Dutch Pizzta ?Idz liketa placet a ordor fer 2 large piesOnx mine Idz liket fo toppins cheez peporonzi halerpeenos anz anchobiesOnz ma pops he wont fee toppins gizzords chickin necks anz fatbakzWes be waitin
  12. NOW YOU TOO JUST STOP IT RIGHT NOW!They aint no way Danneil iz stayin here!Last time he done stayed here he made a big mess and that Meesho messed all over tha placeHoolio sayed he put him up ifin hed sleep wifth the goat
  13. Pops, speakin of cookinwhat the hell did yu fix fer dinner las night?I hads ta flush the toilet five time for I even gots reddy ta wipe
  14. Would you too just pul-lease stop it right nowPops, get outta that chair and fix me some dinner, and dont be stickin yo dirty fingers in the pot and tastin itMe an Rollos goin to Tijuana tommoros and I dont wanna hears nuthin about nos phoney hart attack either
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