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Me too. I actually ended up in WV because the bars stay open later.Some of the college football spreads are hilarious. The only good thing about VT playing some of the patsies they do are the 34-point spreads - and Tech covering.Back to the game...

Those have been going on for about 2,500 pages. It's a well-documented fact at this point.

FYPI hope this thing still slows down on the weekend, I didn't get as caught up as I planned this week.

I always used "hey, wanna come over and watch a movie after this?" It sounds amazingly pathetic, and it was, but it worked amazingly well.

I'm not big on giving out my number - had too many shenanigans happen in the past. Plus, I'm pretty good at disguising my blastedness until it's at the point of no return. What if someone keeps you awake?:myfirstsexualinnuendoatlolliface:

You're really destroying the illusion that we know better by now, Shake. At least one of us is honest...

Page 380. I've slacked off a little the past couple days. Which I thought was to be expected. I'll get there. All this talk of people not posting and closing the thread worries me though - it would figure I'd get all the way through then everyone would be gone.But I'm just a worrier, I guess. That's why my friends call me Whiskers. I actually usually tried to pull the exacta, hookup and digits. That way next time I was loaded I could take another shot at that deliscious poon tang pie, and look like a good guy doing it, because "hey, I actually called her back."Operative word: tried.

It's not worth it dude. I are one. Lobotomies are more exciting - during and after. It's almost better off not to remember how it went away. It makes for a better story. I had a friend lose over a grand in a strip club one time...at least that's what he tried to tell us when he came out of the champagne room.

With a color-coded top.Here's why my job sucks today: first, I have to act like I'm still sick since I called in the last two days (plus want to leave early for a home poker game tonight). Secondly, I have to keep minimizing this as I'm trying to type because my bosses keep coming in asking how such and such is coming along. I could kill two birds with one stone by closing my door and going bulemic, but I'm getting hungry as it is.

First I need to find a waste treatment facility. Then a date. THEN the hilarity ensues.

Today's dinosaur comic was very informative.I may have a new embarrassing sex story in a few days.

And a buffalo, live or stuffed. Preferably stuffed for safety's sake.I called in sick again, bitches. And I'm hungover. I don't know if this technically violates the not using sick days when actually sick rule, and don't particularly care to think about it right now. I am thinking that I remember why I usually stick to beer, though.

Please call me Dub, all my friends do. My real name is Marcus, but the etymology of Dub is probably quite boring.

Lolli...?:Idon'tknowherwellenoughbuti'monlyonpage346andstillhopingi'llseeherboobstosaythisface:

Biz Markie. I remember I saw him at a concert on time and he asked for a girl to sing to, and of course all the girls we like "me me" and he sang.."oh baby you, got a disease, but you say it's just a rash, but you say it's just a rash..."good times.

Why would one do that to one's self? Hypothetically, what would one have to do for an invite to the grand opening gala?

You gave them the meat, huh?Remarkably, I've had the adult beverages a time or brazillion myself there. Is it a BYOB nudie bar? If not, it's not truly "dirty nasty." Or awesome.

Front Royal...small town an hour or so west of DC. Went to college at VT. That's right, you're in VA too aren't you (currently on a quest to read this whole thread, that's how I know in case you missed it)...what part?

I'm not sure that would've even helped. We actually remained good friends, but there was always the unspoken understanding that there would be no second chance to recover from me dropping the ball.

Senior year of high school, I'm good friends with one of the more attractive girls at my school, who just so happens to have a reputation of being easy. A couple of days before the homecoming dance, SHE asks ME to go. Mobney. I say of course, but in the back of my mind am thinking "hey we both didn't have dates and it's just a convenient go as friends thing."We pregame before the dance, and I'm half-sloshed walking in the joint. We dance exclusively the whole night - well, she dances, I stumble. Near the end of the dance I happen to run into my cousin who was home on leave from the milita

I actually was pretty sure it was verboten. But after the 'me being Turds girlfriend' confusion, I wanted to prevent another misunderstanding. I was in a glass cage of emotion about it, and obviously chose the wrong solution. Methinks I'm 0/3 on this posting thing; maybe I should've studied the handbook more carefully.

Yeah, I stayed home just so I wouldn't have to deal with your conundrum.I'm a horrible person and haven't figured out multiple quotes yet, so to the other people I'm really not Turds girlfriend (a "sw" probably would have been appropriate in my last post, methinks?). MisterB, I'm in VA - I'll post a story once I think of a good one.The only good thing about working as an accountant is all of the cool, life of the party people I work with. SW (though I think it's abundantly clear on this one).I'm only to page 300. I'm going to have to call in sick until October.

I'm instantly convinced that it's useless for me to put up a sex story that would live up to the expectations of me being Turd's girlfriend...well, some would say that failing to live up to expectations is a pretty good synopsis for a couple of mine.Besides, he already said he would be less than pleased if I shared our stories...Dammit, my ruse has been discovered.

Let's get this out of the way up front. Yes, this is my first time - hence the awkwardness. I have been hanging around the forums for awhile, and was directed to this thread a week or so ago (I think it was from a "favorite thread" thread). You seem like a kind and accepting bunch, so I figured I would post here first to possibly stem the tide of flaming.As a token of my respect (and desire for acceptance), I've made it my personal goal to read this entire thread. I'm currently on page 282 (20 ppp) so I called in sick today in the spirit of the thread to "play a little catchup." I'm also