Dub2131

Fellow accountants: check out the "Dodging Taxes" thread in General. Wow. It has to be a joke, right?

From all I can tell, this has to be a joke thread. On the off-chance it's not:1. Anything off-shore is a serious no-no. That has been the hot button for the IRS of late. If you're doing stuff out there, they will find out.2. It not as easy as having a NV corp to avoid CA taxes, if you're a CA resident. Very difficult, in fact.3. Theoretically, you could only take the $400k buy-in as a deduction if you lost it all. There's no benefit there, you're still out the money. If you just kept it and paid taxes, you'd still have more than $250k.

I didn't remember it was MTV, I just remembered the yellow hat.I guess it was effective though; I'm not out getting herpes now, am I?

Hence the reason I'm at home and not out drinking with them.

So, I just got an interesting voicemail: "Hey Dub, you need to come out with all of us tonight, [name redacted] is going to be there, you two should hook up. Who cares if she has herpes?"This person used to be my friend.Note: the broad doesn't even wear the yellow STD hat out in public. Shady.

HOORAY BEER!

For some reason I always spell it Jeebus. The extra E is for extraordinary, maybe.

When you going? I always go to Vegas mid-May I missed the boat on West Wing, but I agree with everyone here, Studio 60 looks strong. Sharp dialogue goes a long way with me. Man, you're on your own there, sorry. I'm good on taxes, investment stuff, eh, just the ABCs.

Join the club. It's called everyone. We meet at the bar.

Kudos. It was pretty damn imaginative.You need an audio track with a "Boom!" for each LittleB. To really keep with the telestrator theme.

You work at a salon? And yesterday's story was NOT fiction? Hmmm...

I'm driving on expired 30-day tags. I have had the license plates for about two weeks now, but haven't gone to get my county sticker yet. My (infallible) logic is that I don't want to get a ticket for not having a sticker, so I better not put the plates on yet. I'm banking on the POlice (you have to put the emPHASis on the right sylLABble) being illiterate.My father recognizes this responsibility and common sense - we're going today to retitle 60 acres of land in my name in case something happens to him. Smart man.And no, fellow accountants out there, he's not going to file a gift tax retu

Yeah, somewhere in the Top 20 I think - I didn't see where anyone said an exact place, but the cashout was ~1k.

It's because 23457 is closer to a straight, isn't it! Isn't it?

I highly advise getting blasted and playing $20 SNGs on a $100 bankroll. While watching ODB videos on YouTube.

I agree with everyone on MisterB's pic post. My favorite part was definitely the legend.

FYP.I could've also went with stomping on calves, smoking weed while speeding, or slipping roofies to teeny-boppers, but I desperately wanted to use "gats" in a post.

...so the old man is like "put your dukes up" and I'm like "hey I'm a goat, I got no f'ing dukes."

I always tell people, math "skill" isn't as critical to accounting as you may think. Computers do most of the dirty work.

You're a sick, sick man.

Whenever I see someone with a popped collar, male or female, I instantly want to punch them in the neck. It's a Pavlovian response. Not so fast, my friend. The ego boost is often outweighed by the fact that girls can go mental over their first partner. Stage Five Virgin Clinger is how I believe Vince Vaughn termed it. If you're just going for a hit and run, it's not worth that drama post-coitus. Of course, the rules get hazy at about beer nine.Jeebus, catching up this morning was like 40 Year-Old Virgin Redux.Speaking of catching up, I've only made it to page 415. Staying up on the curre

Potato chips are also enjoyable when flavored so.

For the accountants in this thread (admit it kids, you're out there) you'll appreciate this: I just had a client fax me his info for a tax return due Friday. He also informed me he's out of the office the rest of the day today and all day tomorrow for meetings, and Friday as well. So, I basically have a day to get everything done, and he won't be around to answer questions.Kids, be watching washingtonpost.com this evening, I may make headlines.

Not everyone considers cross-dressing to be as hilarious as most in this thread do.Or to be such an essential part of their lives as most in this thread do...

Is "Freedom Day" what we're calling 9/11 now? If so, my head hurts.