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    I Called In Sick Today

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    You know, what Albert Haynesworth did was sick and despicable.But I do respect him for doing everything right afterwards. If he doesn't have any more incidents, I'll remember his reaction more than I will what he did.
    There is probably hundreds of people on death row for heinous crimes that are ten times more repentant than he is, but don't get nearly the pub. Do you respect them to?I'll give him a small bit of credit for not appealing (I'm amazed the PA didn't strong-arm him into it, they must've known the PR would be horrible), but he'll always be a dirty player in my book. And I'm bothered by all the pundits saying "that was an appropriate punishment." WTF? I can think of several people that I'd be willing to trade a third of my salary and a five week vacation to bash their head in. He should've been arrested.

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    ...because he has this huge pet peeve about anyone in an inferior job not being able to do it correctly. He will flip out at fast food restaurant people if they screw up. It's hilarious to see it in action.
    Is this smug or flat-out judgemental?

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    Yeah, but bacon tastes goooooood, pork chops taste gooooooood.
    So what you're saying is, if a pig had more personality, it'd cease being a filthy animal.
    thats nothing, this local place we got delivery from back in 1999 had a ridiculous sandwich. Lemme see if I can remember what it had. I ordered it on a bet and actually liked it.it was an 8oz hamburger with:cheesemayohamfried eggbaconoh yeah, and veggies.Its amazing I haven't had a heart attack by 34. (I normally don't eat that bad, but I had to give that one a try on a dare)
    That is a tasty burger.Ok, I've shot my Pulp Fiction wad for the day. Maybe.

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    What sort of meat is in that one? Double meat on the steak and cheese? Seriously? It already comes with enough to overflow the sandwich. And extra mayo too? Jesus H, man. How the hell did you lose that weight? Those low fat yogurts must work wonders.
    Submay Melt: turkey, ham and bacon. I suggest American cheese as well.Ron, I can hear your arteries screaming from here.

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    True story. Good job folks.Not in the least. It's just like when my dear, sweet, old grandfather asks me to come over and sit on his hand. It's all very charming. Ok, sandwich time from Subway. Suggestions?
    Subway Melt. No diggity.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    WARNING: another disturbing peek into the weird mind of ChrisI like average looking chicks in porn, maybe an extra couple of pounds, average face, etc. It puts a twinge of reality into it. Don't get me wrong, my favorite are the young looking, super cute, girl next door type chicks, but the very cute, average looking ones are the best. I hate the big fake boobies, bleach blonde hair, too much makeup ones.
    QFT again, though someone beat me to it.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Well, I found this interesting (apologies if it's already been posted and I missed it): Dustin "Screech Powers" Diamond is desperately broke. So he's decided to sell a sex tape of himself. The "highlight" of the film is a Dirty Sanchez. The title? Drumroll.........Saved by the Smell.Snoop Doggy Dogg was neither snoop nor dog. Discuss.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    MK: how dumb was I to put all of my 401k savings into one Vanguard growth fund (80+% stocks, rest bonds)? On the one hand, I've got at least 40 years till I'm withdrawing the money, so its nice and long-term. On the other hand, I play poker, how much more variance do I need?
    also, would he not be better off just throwing it all in index funds? or for the risk-adverse, index funds + some pussy low-risk investment.
    At your age, you want to put your money into stock funds - in the long run, the stock market's rate of return significantly beats other investment vehicles in a 401k like bonds, cd's. Your 401k plan should offer various fund options though - I typically pick five and spread 20% into each one to reduce some of the variance (e.g. value, growth, international, small cap growth, maybe a small cap blend) If your plan offers company stock, don't put too much there as you don't want all your eggs in one basket in case your company goes into the toilet (e.g. Enron)
    Disclaimer: accountant giving investment advice. That being said, I think based on what I know and have read, if you have 40 years, the best approach is to have everything go toward very aggressive funds now, and spread it across a couple for diversifications sake (I like gobears choices, minus the value funds). Short-term variance may be hell, but long run you'll earn more. Then as you get closer to retirement age, start phasing out of the crazy stuff and in to more predictable vehicles (bonds, etc.). You investment kids let me know if I'm ruining my future, please.
    drunken soliloquoy.
    God bless alcohol.Ugh, I have to go to UVA today for on-campus interviews for work. I'm going to let two of the preppy bastages slide, but the third popped collar I see is getting throttled in the ear.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I've noticed that one of the benefits of the thread title change is that when I minimize the window here at work, "Chateau De Sexe" is what shows in the start bar. I believe it leaves the impression I want when I have to show a coworker something on my computer and they see it there.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    strategy, kudos on the sig. not nearly enough people know that book.I drank enough this weekend to kill a small pony. As a result, I'm "working at home" today. By now my employers have to have realized this is the worst french benefit they've ever offered.

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    Oh, I'm already drinking. Men pummeling each other is at 10. Now its just me and my friends pummeling each other. Yes, in a gay way.
    Where the hell is the UFC at in central VA? Or did you mean on PPV someplace and I just totally missed that part when I was hungover this morning.

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    I had someone try to bum a cigarette from me today, they said "Newports? Nah man nevermind" and walked away.
    That's why I love Newports, I never have to worry about my friends bumming off me. I've actually been told "Man, I gotta go get smokes...I was going to just bum all night then remembered you smoked Newports."
    I thought you were white?
    As my friends say, a milion brothers can't be wrong.In other news, jager bombs and irish car bombs are the devil. I've already had to use the "my drunk buddy took my phone and sent text messages without me knowing" excuse today. Twice.
    Little guys fight till they're burger. (name that movie?)
    Fight Club

    I Called In Sick Today

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    well tell me before the time comes. If its fairly close, beers could be had. Roanoke has strip clubs. Just sayin'.
    You'd be better off to hop on 460 to WV. Southern Xposure, wooo!I actually made that trek about three times in one week when I was at Tech. There was a rumor someone in our apartment building "danced" there, and we needed confirmation.

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    Are you really so fucking stupid that you have to have one of those god damn smilies in every one of your posts? Just get the fuck out already you dumb mook.
    Yet another one. Sit on your hands, numbnuts.
    They're just trying to impress their smilie champion, don'tcha know?

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    FYPPhucking Phil Mickelson and DiMarco lost their first match at the Ryder Cup this morning. I don't have a good feeling about the US chances.
    Unfortunately, they're probably going to get worked. Us Americans aren't big on the team concept. Maybe a reason poker is so popular?
    That's like...the worst possible pairing for both of them. Why DiMarco hasn't been paired with Woods and Mickelson with Campbell just astounds me.
    Woods/Furyk is a great pairing, methinks.
    Do you have any more gum, more gum, more gum, more gum? Do you have any more gum?
    Don't Lolli have a nice rack?Actually, I have no clue - I haven't caught up far enough to see if there was ever a posting.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I hit 14/18 greens and shot 78. Lori- Have fun at the casino/cabin try not to make it 73 ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT! -anyone get this?
    Clerks?Seeing how I just got my first birdie ever a week ago, I'd like to beat you mercilessy with the two pieces of the aforementioned putter.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    "Honey, I accidentally sat down at a 5/10NL table with your entire bankroll."
    Hot: girlfriends that can use "bankroll" properly in a sentence.Not: girlfriends that can access said bankroll and go willy nilly all over the internet.
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