Dawson Leery

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El G makes his team do the Tom Emanski's Baseball Instructional Videos* twice a day, 7 days a week. That's how they're so good. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement*endorsed by Fred McGriff and producted Back-to-Back-to-Back AAU National Championships

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2 blackberries bro. Step your game up.

Yep, the fact that you had to explain that one to the rest of us non-hillbillies kinda puts the joke on you

Well the BART smells much less like urine than the El in Chicago, so it's got that going for it.

Don't get me started on the fucking Shamrock Shuffle. The whole city gets screwed because of a pussy ass 5 mile run. It's ridiculous.I was trying to get to the Hawks game on Sunday, website said the street closures near my apartment would be in effect until 10:45 am. At 11 I'm trying to get a cab but there aren't any cars east of Michigan. I start walking west on Madison, and what do I see? A herd of fatasses WALKING down State Street with the streets still roped off. It's 5 miles, if you can't run it, STAY HOME. The whole thing should take an hour, hour and a half tops. And why is it in April

God invented vibrators so that guys didn't have to care about girls when they're STUFFING.

Dougie Instructor Rankings:1. Kate Upton2. Dawson3. Sal

LOL @ shake obeying tint laws

Socks and shoes. You should see the floor of our place.

Portillo's has pretty good Italian Beef - I'd highly recommend eating there. I always see cops in there so you know it's good.If you're looking for deep dish pizza, you can't go wrong with Giordano's, Lou Malnati's or Gino's East.How were there 0 coronas in the beans pictures? I don't believe he was actually there.

I heart everything about this post

Is that what your cats tell you?

I'd pay good money to see Beans coach a t-ball team.

The guy sounds pretty fun, but what was he doing with a girlfriend in college? Gotta dock him points for that. 8/10 at best.PS that girl is batshit crazy

Shelby Fero. You wouldn't understand.

7am, waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cerealSeein’ everything, the time is goin’Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’Gotta get down to the bus stopGotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)Kickin’ in the front seatSittin’ in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take?It’s Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin’ down on FridayEverybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekendPartyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin’ forwar

Who the hell is shelby fero?

Whatever, I was shredding some pow pow out in Tahoe last week with my bros, boarding all day, gambling all night...didn't catch all the new vids I provided a pretty convenient link earlier.

Have you guys seen the new hot jam? Rebecca Black's "Friday"New fav song obv

I DON'T AGREE WITH PEOPLE DOUBTING RANDY, THE MOST SENIOR POSTER (in age) IN THIS THREAD