Dawson Leery

This reminds me of the people who bitched about the increase in CTA fares from $1.75 to $2.25 (it's a 29% increase!!!). Yeah, idiot, it's a 29% increase but they hadn't increased fares in like 5 years. Would you rather them raise fares 4% each year? I get that you were being facetious, but I hate it when the plebes get all bent out of shape over price increases that make sense when you take 1 second to think about it.

I'm guessing it's a good thing they didn't have Youtube when you were a kid? I can see Randy just destroying kids left and right.

What's the virtue of a proportional response?

I'll be IU

I'd prefer to see it in fractions, i.e. 1/30 or 14/365, but whatever you think is easiest.Edit: clearly these do not correspond to weekly numbers, but I made the executive decision that complicating the formula takes away from the joke that guap's only stuffing ~once a month.Source: Dawson estimates.

Chevy Chase in Caddyshack.So I read a Negreanu blog for the first time in years (Link).Anyone else think he's being ridiculous here? Hotels always overbook rooms to cover for the expected cancellations. That's why you can cancel a reservation up to 24 hours in advance without a fee. If you're going to be checking in past a certain hour, you have to call and confirm your reservation and let them know that, otherwise they'll give your room away. It definitely sucks, but to call it corrupt seems like a stretch.

Wait...what? I think you missed a decimal point in there and misspelled "Used" as "New" quite a few times. I assume you're talking about a used Accord you want to get for less than 2.8K. I doubt they'll budge much. That's more like it Let's keep going down this path. I have a 2004 fully loaded Explorer on my lot I could sell you for, let's call it $10K. 6 disc CD player, leather seats that are not coated in semen, great tow package, plus 7k cheaper than Randy's. Do you know how many buffetts 7k will get you? Tickets at the state fair? Camouflage? Dale Earnhardt tattoos? Lynard Skynard CDs? Pa

This should be good

Are you implying Randy didn't have a mustache in 8th grade?

Dear Beans, LLY, El Guapo, brv, Napa maybe (he has a real job and some money now, right?) Shake (lol), and anyone else with both money and a soul (really just money):I need to raise a bunch of money this month to keep my spot on the board of this non-profit I'm involved in. Without having this on my resume, I am concerned with my ability to get into a good undergraduate program law school (Dawson's thinking about a career change obvy). If you want good Dawson stories again you have to donate.Here's the LinkFor some reason I think Beans is like a billionaire, so this is the first place I've po

This should help

Have you been drinking malt liquor or something?

I don't think we're supposed to say that

I Plead the 5th

Did you guys see this? http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/270270A guy averaging 11 pts a game for BYU got suspended for having premarital sex, which is against BYU's honor code.If I'm putting 2+2 together correctly, that means Napa's getting as much action as the leading scorer in the NCAA

I'd just like to point out that Bree Olson, one of Charlie Sheen's "goddesses" and one of the 3 people Beans is following, is from Indiana.Oh, and Voicemail? YOU'RE WELCOME.

Out of those 45 movies I've seen 4. That's pretty embarrassing.Edit: Although I have seen Erin Brockovich approximately 8 dozen times, if that helps.

Too late. No more BJs from Dawson.

That's some quality facebook-creeping advice right there. You're such an accountant

Sounds like nobody ever told him the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"that's probably over the line, isn't it?

You love roast beef

How is this thread so slow? Dawson needs some entertainment at work...

LOL

I used to be a pretty bashful pooper, but now I let loose.

I ALWAYS specify if it's a friend IRL or an internet friend. Look at LG, giving Wang a run for best-looking Sickie.No homo, obvy