IQCrash

Obviously. Who wants to get blown by a fag?

I've been giving it a lot of thought, and should the situation ever come up where I'm going to get a platonic blow job from a guy, I want it to be either you or Dutch.And let me go ahead and cut you obvious zinger's off at the pass and say that transsexuals don't count as guys.

Took me like 20 minutes with all the fuckers moving my letters around.

I got you flowers. Is that weird?I picked them myself.

The fact that you think about me isn't weird at all. I've been too shy to add you as a friend on Myspace. Is that weird?We should become pen pals while you're away in Afghanistan. I will woo you through correspondence.And upon your return, I'll wait for you at the docks with a dozen white roses and sweep you off your feet.It will be epic and romantic.

You know I implied that very same thing in my reply, right? Which came before yours?In other words, Dibs.

I'll miss you like I've missed no other complete stranger hottie in my life.Stay safe and don't die.

lol Fleur

The more you listen to the album the better it gets.8/10.

There's no way Axl would give permission after they picked Slash to be a mentor. Which is a shame, as I'd like to hear Adam doing GNR myself.I'm in agreement that last night was the first time this season that I wanted to vote for Kris, his second performance was really great.Both Danny and Adam were average.I'd like to see Adam and Kris in the final, but middle america is going to vote Danny through all the way I think.

Stop being a fag, the movie was awesome.Never having been a fan of the original series, having never seen any of the older movies, and only enjoying the occasional TNG episode while growing up - this movie was a fantastic reboot of the franchise. It stood really well on its own and made just enough reference to things that casual and hard core fans alike would appreciate ("Dammit man, I'm just a doctor!") without being too dependent on its predecessors.I look forward to the next installment.

The correct answers areParadise CityA Boomstickand Megan Fox

You're such a whore.

I woke up with the runs this morning.Well, I think it's the runs at least - I've been holding it in. Right now it's a game of chicken between my ass and my shorts.

This show can only get better. Hope they don't cancel it.

IQ didn't even apply.Well, he applied for gay sex.Which he got.

You make it sound like it would be a crazy idea for you to pick me. And that hurts me. In my special place.Twice.

I'd like to thank Coach Laxer for picking me. I'm very exciting about being his first and number one student and hope to do him and FCP proud.I also wanted to share my acceptance letter with you all because I feel it shows what a great guy Vtlaxer is for doing this:Hey Crash,I wanted to let you know I've picked you to be my first. I wanted someone with enough experience to take advantage of what I'm offering but still new enough to appreciate it.I want us to go easy and not try and cram everything in at once, so let's not rush things. I won't lie to you, it's going to be hard and rough, bu

Danny was just awful all around last night. I cringed listening to him several times, not just on the last note.Allison is getting better and more confident, I think her & Adam in the finals would be a blast - but it just seems like Danny's fanbase is pretty unstoppable at this point (he's still my pick to win solely because of his middle america appeal).Kris was okay, but Simon is right, you don't remember him after he's off the stage. He should be gone tonight.

You fucking internet kids. Everything has to be an acronym with you.

You two are so gay for me. <3

Dear Coach Laxer,I have heard about your amazing new mentor program and would like to volunteer to be your first and number one student.I play hardly any tournaments, so you can definitely say I'm break even in them. This is a plus as I see it as one of your requirements.I have my own bankroll which I use for cash games. If you agree to take me on as a student, I will agree to play two (count em, two) tournaments a day for you. This is huge.In exchange for your time, I will coach you in the ways of love and chinese poker.I look forward to hearing from you and becoming your number one studen

Agreed. I went from being very meh about to show to really, really enjoying it.Sadly, like most new shows I've found myself getting into the last couple years (Eli Stone, Journeyman, etc.) it appears this one too is on the way to being canceled.

Dear Vagina Whisperer,If you would stay on for 30 seconds after messaging me, you might one day get a reply from me.

from IQCrashto PokerStars Support <support@pokerstars.com>date Sat, May 2, 2009 at 1:19 PMsubject Special Request Dear Pokerstars,I'm writing this email to you in a British accent. Hello mate. I think you're offering a wicked promotion to my chaps across the pond, so I thought I'd offer you the best of both worlds. Now before you tell me to bugger off because I'm a wanker, I'd like to point out that I would happily put in a lot more volume on Stars if I were offered a similar promotion - In fact, I'd play on Pokerstars until I was knackered. I think you can see how this would work