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IQCrash

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  1. Welcome to the internet - where every faggot thinks his opinion is important.
  2. I really enjoyed Adventureland too, having recently seen it on DVD.Kristen Stewart, if you ignore the fact that she's a cracked out socially awkward person in real life, comes across as the perfect girl in this movie. Damaged, beautiful, low standards... I fell in love with her when I watched this movie the same way I fell in love with Penny Lane during almost Almost Famous.You know how I know I'm gay?
  3. IQCrash

    A Confession

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  4. It was an okay episode - not great, not terrible. Though I agree it's losing a lot of its charm. I did enjoy Vince banging the college girl. Rawr.
  5. Sal, would it be possible for you to change your avatar? While skimming threads with my peripherals I keep skipping over your posts thinking they're Renee's. For whatever reason, your avatar registers as one of hers.And I definitely enjoy your posts, so I'd rather not skip past them.Fistbumps,IQCrash
  6. IQCrash

    A Confession

    It amazes me how someone with so little going for them in life can also simultaneously expect the world to revolve around them.Just because Skype was on, doesn't mean I was at my computer, Rose. That said, I'm sorry I missed out on my chance to talk to your imaginary boyfriend. You've won this round, pinky - but we shall meet again during your next cry for attention.
  7. IQCrash

    A Confession

    the fake rose account needs to be unbanned immediately imo
  8. IQCrash

    A Confession

    You mess with the bull, you get the horns.And by bull I mean Vbnautilus.And by horns I mean his fat friend who can get real scrappy on the internet.
  9. IQCrash

    A Confession

    You've been spending a lot more time on FCP lately.Marrying the first woman who ever slept with you not workin' out too well?
  10. IQCrash

    A Confession

    I think it's time I come clean, everyone.I'm actually Rose.I'd like to apologize for all the suicidal PMs I've sent over the last year, sometimes I take too many tranquilizers and get carried away. Anyway, it's been a fun experiment but now I must go and have the doctors remove the cancer from my vagina. See you in 30 minutes.
  11. Stolen from 4 cause it's just so good.
  12. It's difficult to describe how I feel about Bruno. Borat's definitely the funnier of the two, but part of me thinks the point of Bruno was to laugh at the audience, rather than the movie.I mean I've never had to watch most of a movie like a little girl before - squirming and through my fingers.Either way, it definitely had its hilarious moments and it had its social commentary, so I consider it a success.I just hope I never see a talking penis ever again.
  13. At first I wasn't going to reply, because I was like, man, ha ha, that Tactical Bear sure is a dork with a small penis - but then I realized I could use this thread as a jump-off point for my own story of when I dated a black girl.Much like your own chocolate delight, TB, she too did not date black men. I took this as a sign of self-loathing, which as we all know, is god damn sexy in a woman. But it wasn't until our third date that I realized my little brown muffin was a keeper. As I lumbered towards her, naked, she quickly stopped me and asked, "Why haven't you fucked me in my ass yet?"I h
  14. I've never seen Vanessa Selbst so chipper and chatty before.
  15. Anthony and I are up for $1 a point if you'd like?
  16. [Edit] Sigh, so not worth it.
  17. Loved it. Very touching movie.It stretched on a little towards the end, but overall I quite enjoyed it.It definitely wasn't what I was expecting, and I think that pleasant surprise helped me enjoy it more.The Eminem cameo is pure gold.
  18. Pretty sure I enjoy any show where the eye candy in a mini-skirt tells the contestant she'll bang him in his basement for $200,000.
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