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I'd like to think that this issue can get resolved soon.Peace.
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Did somebody mention a jet?Quiet please.
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Yes, I do. That is believable.
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There's so much you clearly just don't get, it's painful... I hope you are being sarcastic here. If you think I am flattering you, then you have totally missed the point.And I will confirm one time more, and once only... I genuinely picked this avatar at random - Obviously I wanted a picture of Phil Ivey, and that one of him smiling I liked. Yes, I had seen Grinder's avatar but I really didn't think it would cause some kind of hysterical hissy fit, from a couple of cry-babies.If you genuinely think I 'copied' him... then... well I don't know what to say. It's laughable, seriously. Your patheti
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Well, they've forced me to change it now. Damn bullies!
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The fact that you think I am lying about this is amazing... Serious case of arrogance perhaps, I dunno? I can only tell you the truth, believe what you will, makes no difference to me.I have now changed it, in honor of Jeepster. It's almost like a double irony if you think about it... Wow.
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I know the story behind Jmoney... he used to be The Corporation3 too. I know the story behind it don't worry. I've been reading the forum for over a year, but I didn't register.I even remember that whole thread, where he tried to back track on his mistake, after he had initially said it.My point is that you just constantly use it, thinking it's still funny or something, but it's just not.As for my avatar... Unbelievable! I just did a google image search for Phil Ivey for God's sake. It's one of the first results, that's all. Talk about reading too much into it, lol.Didn't realize that it had b
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No... I don't.Can you explain it to me, post it in most topics, use it as your avatar, your signature, buy the t-shirt and when you wear it, explain it to everybody even if they are not interested and think that you're the most boring person in the entire world. Basically, just have the one joke and flog it tirelessly to death so that it's mind-numbingly annoying.Thanks.
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A little bit like repeatedly using the phrase 'Your Retarded' (in a lot of your posts, your avatar, your sig)... You're obsessed by it. Ever heard that a joke isn't funny the second time?'Your Retarded' Get it? See, what I've done there is spelt it wrong! How ironic, huh? Do you get it??? You see, I am calling somebody retarded, meaning that I think they are stupid, but really I am the stupid one, because I can't even get the grammar correct!Your Retarded! You do get it don't you? You see, it should be 'You're Retarded', but it's really really funny because I said 'Your Retarded'.. Do you g
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No you didn't. That's a lie...I don't care what you say, you are lying. You never did that. It did not happen.
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Sick Of The Sick Overuse Of The Word "sick"
PhilIvey replied to Pot Odds RAC's topic in General Poker Forum
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Damn... you totally found me out!!Ok, I'll admit it... my ultimate sexual fantasy involves David Grey, a stack of $100 chips, a short, slightly confused Vietnamese dealer.... and a large tub of Cookie Dough Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.I understand if I have now alienated you from this thread!!!
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Dunno, just is!! Big Head!!!Makes me wanna squeeze his cheeks and slap his bald head!But maybe I'm just a little twisted.
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IYDHFTDTMII(If you don't have Full Tilt downloaded then maybe it is.)
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Check out David Grey's avatar on Full Tilt! He's playing now...Cracks me up!!!
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Why are all these horses playing poker anyway??And why do you guys seem so keen to watch that?I'm totally confused
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97/M/Homeless ShelterIf he came out firing, I would attempt to raise, but this would usually end up with me wetting myself... then collapsing into a crumpled heap.So I would anticipate this, and in order to avoid any embarassment, I would fold.
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What Is The Difference Between A Poker Player And A Monkey?
PhilIvey replied to PhilIvey's topic in General Poker Forum
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There was a horse at the final table???
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What Is The Difference Between A Poker Player And A Monkey?
PhilIvey replied to PhilIvey's topic in General Poker Forum
That is good... I think you may win on a technicality. But don't quote me on it... after all, I once thought that I had made a mistake, but I was mistaken. -
What Is The Difference Between A Poker Player And A Monkey?
PhilIvey replied to PhilIvey's topic in General Poker Forum
That may be so..... but while you are farting there, you must realize that going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. -
What Is The Difference Between A Poker Player And A Monkey?
PhilIvey replied to PhilIvey's topic in General Poker Forum
When you throw dirt, you lose ground. -
What Is The Difference Between A Poker Player And A Monkey?
PhilIvey replied to PhilIvey's topic in General Poker Forum
You're overplaying that phrase. -
What Is The Difference Between A Poker Player And A Monkey?
PhilIvey replied to PhilIvey's topic in General Poker Forum
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.