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Bingo!!! You're a smart man BudBundyglad someone sent me a message asking me to come give an updateStill pwning newbs on the tables. Thanks for the vote of confidence. Just got a 30 inch monitor and I can fit 30 P-stars tables at once on it.. not that I think I could ever play that many, it's sweet. If you ever find yourself in a position to buy one, I would highly recommend it. Going to be getting my doctor of pharmacy degree very shortly.Here's some highlights from this last year.standing up in friend's weddingMurder mystery party on new yearshalloween fun timesLas vegas trip for spring break.. inside NYNY.. those ****ing timeshare people will not leave you alone if you are there as a coupleInside playboy club, great views from the ghost bar and playboy club.. 55th floor... I do not however like having a guy in the bathroom who's only job is to hand me paper towels and try to make awkward small talk. Drinks are also 7.50 for a bottle of miller lite and 22 bucks for a small capt and coke. don't care if I'm a billionaire some day.. that's ****ing not worth payingMe and some millionaires.. who are much much better than me at poker and advantage online sports betting, I don't actually do sports betting, but if I did I would do it the way they do.. nothing like a good hedge bet$10 says he is still with the same girl and he is still playing poker. -
Nothing like getting paid to keep yourself entertainedI got 2400+ since june. JUNE. But I post from work, so I still have a social life. Weee! -
Hahaha, I love when I google my name that this is what comes upThis is a everyday occurance on pretty much every flight but when it happens to you you see what a inconvenience it is. Alaska Airlines lost or bumped my bag on a trip to vegas a couple of years ago. I flew from Vancouver in November which was hovering around the freezing mark to Vegas which was still around 70F. So I had my Tyler Salzman edition sweater and jeans on which was very uncofortable for the mild weather in Vegas. In addition I had my travellers checks and all my toilitries in my checked bag. But the worst thing is the airlines indiffrent attitude of your personal disaster. They act like it isnt a big deal when it really is. They gave me form to fill out and told me to keep my receits and send them in and they would cover the temporary loss of my belongings for up to $25. I got in at 11pm so going out and getting a change of clothes wasnt an option so I bought a lame hotel logo t shirt,toothbrush, toothpaste and deodarant at the hotel convenience stor for about $40. The next morning my bags still hadnt shown up so I had to go buy another change of clothes and socks and underware for about another $60 then go cancel my travelers checks and get replacemenst which combined took 3 hours out of my day. They finnally showed up at 7 pm that night but with the wasted time on your vacation and the out of pocket expence and all they give you is a lousy $25 which you have to send away for. Airlines have to be more accountable. For every 12 hours you are without your baggage you should get $100, and a free future flight for them wasting your vacation time. Maybe that would smarten them up. -
If by hit it, you mean her face with a two-by-four to make her stop acting obnoxious, I agreeI'd still hit it. -
Lindsey used to be attractive, back when mean girls came out. Now she's just a stupid drunk/drugged up slut. Any possible attractiveness is gone.
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Where is clay Aiken when you need him? He would turn this whole thread into a love fest
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I don't gamble. I do this to make money, If I'm not making money and don't have an obvious edge I don't play.I have a friend who had a gambling problem. It ruined his whole life, he lost all his friends cause he owes them money and wont pay, and he lost his whole life savings on stupid bets. He'll play anything if there is a gamble involved.I have a nice family......1/2 from long island 1/2 from north attleboro...... (rich places, communities)noone in my family gambles but me...my mother has 5 sisters and they gossip like crazy as do alot of other family members......a couple weeks ago I lost over 1k at BJ at foxwoods and my mother found out I went.. I say "I didnt lose much" she says "dont fu(king lie to me Jason you have a ****ing degree and all you do is gamble your life away, it is causing serious stress on my marriage"...she has shipped me around 30k past 3 years) I didnt gamble hardly any of it... baught a car bills w/e....Routine is I lose 1-3k drunk in a night at foxwoods then I go say Mom can I have some mobneys, she always says yes but then husband and her get in huge fight.....I really am not happy even disturbed by this new revelation to me but they have been married for 3 years or so and mymother has plenty of money to ship so its not like its his....well now im this big degenerate with my whole family and to be honest I don't really care...My path is the road less traveled and I won't apoligize for it.......this thread isn't about me just posting my experiece/recent developments please share yours...G'Day -
yah, the waterfall and pool were sweetundefinedReal beautiful home, love the backyard -
I try to say as little as possible. That or say Wah Wah, bad beat, then rake in all the chippies!Even the top pros, like all of us, hit their 4 outers and suck out at times, though most us (hopefully) get our money in with the best of it more often than not. Usually, if I suck out, I'm the first to congratulate my opponent for outplaying me and apologize for the bad beat, assuming they played the hand well to start with (eg, calling my raise with J,4 then hitting a flop of J,4,4 vs. my pocket A's - if I suck out then I'll let em have it). Started thinking lately though - the game is not a frickin popularity contest to see who can be most liked - what do I care if the guy hates me and thinks I'm a donk. I think next time I suck out I'll really talk some sh*t and see if I can get the guy to go on tilt. More profitable strategy? -
ON WISCONSIN!!!!
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I won my homegame tournament last night too. Nice work!brag post for sure...felt good to win.. played real well, got it in good most of the time, layed down a couple big hands to bigger hands and when we were 3 handed, I was short stack....took it down!!GG me.J -
That girl has a pretty good armYou will laugh, guaranteed. Especially during Billy Gazes field goal attempt. -
WHO THE HELL IS MICON?? Seriously... I've never heard of himThese guys should be arch-enemies, they are similar but different. Two young guns in the pro poker world. Both with their own forums.PersonalityMicon wins this one. Not that it's a big criticism of Negreanu per se, but Micon pretty much outshines most people in the personality department. He's been described as the "energy in the room".Poker skillsThis is hard to judge just going by tourney results and whatnot, I know Daniel had a good run a few years ago, but I know for a fact that Micon is the better cash game player. I remember someone telling me they had overheard Todd Brunson and Eskimo Clark discussing how when Daniel was doing his 100k headsup challenges that he refused to Play Micon. Also supposedly Micon took Johnny Chan for like 200k in Atlantic city a few years, and most of your big game type players will not play with Micon.StylePretty close, but again Micon wins. While Negreanu's street urban attire was popular for a little while, Micon has his own distinct style. Hawain pattern shirts and the sweatsuedo can not be dated, so he will never look like he was stuck in one time period. Also, this is not a knock on Negreanu, but Micon's hair looks cooler obv., and Negreanu will eventually have to come to terms with his "situation" up there.Poker ForumNow I don't really post too much in FCP or Neverwinpoker.com, but I have to admit NWP seems way ahead, no offense to the mods here or anything. NWP is the only uncensored poker forum in existance, where you can pretty much speak your mind without fear of bannings. Also the NWP brand and logo is way more recognizable than FCP. NWP is also frequented by this generation's greatest players. Micon, Tony G, WSOP bracelet winner Dan Druff, Dustin Woolfe, and Macon Marc. -
I've seen people do it before. Chances are he is a "professional" player and has a kick ass monitor. I'm sure he plays tight as hell, because you don't really have time to play crap cards or bluff when you are on that many tables. I can easily manage 12 tables on my small monitor when they are resizeable, but with a bigger monitor or two I could do 19.Hey Everybody...1st post here, I have been a lurker for awhile but just found something I would like to share.The other day I was playing a $12 45-player SNG on Stars and was checking stats on some of the players at my table when I noticed something strange. A certain player was playing upwards of 150 45-player SNG's each day for the last month or so (totaling 4506 games in less then 30 days). Since then I have searched his name a few times on Stars and found him playing anywhere from 15 to 19 tables at a time. I have heard of guys playing 10 - 12 tables at a time but 19 seems ridiculous...not only that, but I have played at his table 3 or 4 times over the last week and he never misses a beat, his actions are always completed in 3 seconds or less. Finally, not only is this player 19 tableing for countless hours everyday but he is very much a winning player, accumulating over 17k in profit playing nothing but 45-player SNG's ranging from $12 - $60 buy-ins. Is it possible that this is a bot? -
oops, I guess this post isn't directed at me, cause it confused the hell out of mewhy when did he threaten to leave and keep coming backand when did you ever wear a feminine sweaterand where does it say that his girlfriend is still dating him despite receiving energy drinksand when does he piss off half of the forumand when does he beg for stakesif you want to come back to the forum then come back, but don't bring the woe is me attitude when you chose to antagonize and then to ban yourself and then couldn't deal with not posting here -
Murder mystery dinner thingy2nd murder mystery party thingySorry to say, the tips are gone for good with the new professional look.And they lived happily ever after, the end......P.S. I fixed the sweater pic for everyone in the beginning, but here's one last shot, since I find that if I look my name up on google I find sweater jokes
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It is indeed the fossil and one of my most valued possesions! Had it for going on 6 years, and I will kick someone's mom in the face if it ever stops workingI have the same watch as the OP if it's the Fossil one. It's a good one. -
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TROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1That sucks....you could have bought a new sweater with that cash. -
Players only poker offered me 20 dollars in my account so I decided to just screw around on there a little and try it out. I understand that I could not cash out this 20 until I had played a certain number of hands. However, I worked that money up to around 80 dollars in just a few hours of play so I decided to cash around 50 out and keep building my stack. Over 2 months go by and I'm wondering where my check is, so I log on to online support. The guy then informs me that they just took my money because you can't withdraw without first depositing. WHAT HORSE SHIT. I had well over the original amount they gave me remaining in my account and instead of just denying my withdrawal, they just TOOK the money and were never gonna tell me about it?????????????I'm not mad about the money, I'm pissed about the matter, and how big of a dick that guy was. He was basically telling me that even if I had worked that 20 into 400, they still would have just taken it all without telling me because I hadn't deposited
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Balloon guy, you never fail to make me laugh out loud! I agree that there is some benefit on having our troops be like a big terrorist magnet in Iraq, so that they don't go elsewhere. However, my original post wasn't intended to be a pull out of Iraq/stay there debate. The original intent was to say that I could see some bad crap happening if we left Iraq, but to say that there would be mass chaos worldwide seems like a huge overstatement to me and I feel that it weakens the case of pro war people because it is an obvious exaggeration to try and strengthen the argument of staying in Iraq. Maybe my definition of mass world chaos just differs from Daniel's I guess?Okay let me try to explain my side.Imagine your sweater is on fire.......just kidding. -
Okay, now here are my thoughts. I like daniel and respect his oppinions, but I just feel like this statement was a bit over the top. I can see some benefit of being in Iraq. I've talked to many friends who have served over there and they tell me that bascially by being over there we are easy access to everyone that hates us. Maybe our views just differ on what mass chaos would be worldwide, but I don't see the world going to hell just because one country does. There MIGHT be a few more terrorist acts if we weren't there, but really, what's stopping them from doing them now? We really aren't making arabs/muslims like us more by being there either.Are you all familiar with the expression "the best defense is a good offense"?If we pull out of Iraq now, where do you think this war is headed? I'll give you a hint, it's not going to magically go away on it's own. If we pull out now or in the near future, Iraq will become "Iran-West" and global terrorism as a whole will rise to higher levels than pre-911. The "war" will simply take a short little hop across the pond, and before you know it, we'll be seeing car bombs (or worse) in down town Manhattan, London, Berlin, etc. The only reason we're not seeing this now is because Iraq is the front line, and we're keeping their heads down over there on their own soil. Once we pull out (it's not a question of "if" but "when" when the Dems take over in 08), we'll have announced to the world and to our enemies that we do not have the stomach for this war, and that we can be "beat". We will have ruined our credibility world wide, and this will only serve to invite more attacks on our own soil.Then what?Now IMO we should never have invaded Iraq in the first place, but at this point it's a moot point. We did (thanks GW F*ing A** clown); we broke their country, and now IMO we do have an obligation to fix it. We've created the chaos we see over there now, and if we fail to fix it, we're going to have much larger "issues" than the education system in this country. By destabilizing Iraq, we've created a power vaccum in the middle east leaving Iran unchecked. Why do you think we're still there? We're fighting Iran in Iraq. If you think Al Qaida is bad now, how much worse do you think it will be for us with Iran backing them after we leave? By the way, they have a huge bank roll, they hate us, and oh yeah, they have a nuclear program? Great! Thanks GW!! for F*ing us right in the A**.Bottom line, the situation in Iraq is terrible, but I don't think we can safely pull out without making things ten times worse for ourselves down the road. My $0.02 anyway. -
happens to the best of usTo whom?...not me. He revealed himself as semi literate and a walking contradiction. Pretyy funny actually.
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