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  1. Good to see you're still around balloon man, you were always one of my favorite bloggers.I picked hers cause it was skankalicious and mine cause spider man ****ing rocks and I got to carry around silly string all night and spray the crap out of whoever I wanted
  2. Bingo!!! You're a smart man BudBundyglad someone sent me a message asking me to come give an updateStill pwning newbs on the tables. Thanks for the vote of confidence. Just got a 30 inch monitor and I can fit 30 P-stars tables at once on it.. not that I think I could ever play that many, it's sweet. If you ever find yourself in a position to buy one, I would highly recommend it. Going to be getting my doctor of pharmacy degree very shortly.Here's some highlights from this last year.standing up in friend's weddingMurder mystery party on new yearshalloween fun timesLas vegas trip for spring
  3. Nothing like getting paid to keep yourself entertained
  4. Hahaha, I love when I google my name that this is what comes up
  5. If by hit it, you mean her face with a two-by-four to make her stop acting obnoxious, I agree
  6. Lindsey used to be attractive, back when mean girls came out. Now she's just a stupid drunk/drugged up slut. Any possible attractiveness is gone.
  7. Where is clay Aiken when you need him? He would turn this whole thread into a love fest
  8. I don't gamble. I do this to make money, If I'm not making money and don't have an obvious edge I don't play.I have a friend who had a gambling problem. It ruined his whole life, he lost all his friends cause he owes them money and wont pay, and he lost his whole life savings on stupid bets. He'll play anything if there is a gamble involved.
  9. I try to say as little as possible. That or say Wah Wah, bad beat, then rake in all the chippies!
  10. I won my homegame tournament last night too. Nice work!
  11. WHO THE HELL IS MICON?? Seriously... I've never heard of him
  12. I've seen people do it before. Chances are he is a "professional" player and has a kick ass monitor. I'm sure he plays tight as hell, because you don't really have time to play crap cards or bluff when you are on that many tables. I can easily manage 12 tables on my small monitor when they are resizeable, but with a bigger monitor or two I could do 19.
  13. oops, I guess this post isn't directed at me, cause it confused the hell out of me
  14. Murder mystery dinner thingy2nd murder mystery party thingySorry to say, the tips are gone for good with the new professional look.And they lived happily ever after, the end......P.S. I fixed the sweater pic for everyone in the beginning, but here's one last shot, since I find that if I look my name up on google I find sweater jokes
  15. It is indeed the fossil and one of my most valued possesions! Had it for going on 6 years, and I will kick someone's mom in the face if it ever stops working
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  17. Players only poker offered me 20 dollars in my account so I decided to just screw around on there a little and try it out. I understand that I could not cash out this 20 until I had played a certain number of hands. However, I worked that money up to around 80 dollars in just a few hours of play so I decided to cash around 50 out and keep building my stack. Over 2 months go by and I'm wondering where my check is, so I log on to online support. The guy then informs me that they just took my money because you can't withdraw without first depositing. WHAT HORSE SHIT. I had well over the orig
  18. Balloon guy, you never fail to make me laugh out loud! I agree that there is some benefit on having our troops be like a big terrorist magnet in Iraq, so that they don't go elsewhere. However, my original post wasn't intended to be a pull out of Iraq/stay there debate. The original intent was to say that I could see some bad crap happening if we left Iraq, but to say that there would be mass chaos worldwide seems like a huge overstatement to me and I feel that it weakens the case of pro war people because it is an obvious exaggeration to try and strengthen the argument of staying in Iraq
  19. Okay, now here are my thoughts. I like daniel and respect his oppinions, but I just feel like this statement was a bit over the top. I can see some benefit of being in Iraq. I've talked to many friends who have served over there and they tell me that bascially by being over there we are easy access to everyone that hates us. Maybe our views just differ on what mass chaos would be worldwide, but I don't see the world going to hell just because one country does. There MIGHT be a few more terrorist acts if we weren't there, but really, what's stopping them from doing them now? We really are
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