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Who Here Would Quit Their Jobs If You Won $300k In A Tourney?
El Guapo replied to Dratj's topic in General Poker Forum
I would take the money and open a card room!PETERThat's a really good idea. (sits on the couch) Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?He sits down.LAWRENCEI'll tell you what I'll do, man--Two chicks at the same time.Peter laughs.PETERThat's it? If you had a million dollars, that's what you'd do, two chicks at the same time?LAWRENCEDamn straight, man. I've always wanted to do that. I figure if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up. Chicks dig guys with money.PETERWell not all chicks….LAWRENCEWell, the type that double up on a guy like me do.PETERGood point. -
I have an idea that I have never seen posted on here, may not be new but I will throw it out there for you. Everyone always cites the fact that you need health insurance if you do not have an employer, which they are right, now at your young age you can probably get a PPO for $100 a month or so, but why not get a part time job at a place like starbucks or Gap or somehting like that that will give full benefits for 16 hours a week. That is 2 full days, leaving plenty of time for poker and you still will make some money that is guaranteed.
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One of the Bracelets that Doyle Brunson won, he was pushing like a maniac early on, because the prize pool was something like 300K, and there was a cash game going on that was weak (in his opinion) that had over 500K on the table, so he kept pushing and doubling up or people would fold, he accumulated enough chips to win the tourney..
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Flack you are saying a predispostion to violence and crime is hereditary, I don't know if I can make that assumption as definate as you just did.
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Ummmm, yes and yes.BTW, I have been told be my wife in not so many words that the only way I will every get a three way while we are married is if Jolie is involved.So I've got a couple of calls in.
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"borat" To Play In Wsop, Wpt Events
El Guapo replied to Seattleallstar's topic in General Poker Forum
Sacha Coehn vs. Sabyl COhen heads up, quick who's the favorite? -
Carat - not carrotAnd how does your girlfriend just lose a diamond ring? That is not something that should just toseed aside to lose.
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I have heard an argument (Not that I blieve it) that criminal behavior is hereditary and that most of the slaves that were sold to the White spaniards bringing them to the americas were in fact imprisoned criminals. This part at least is mostly true contrary to popular belief that white earopeans hunted and captured Africans, I'm sure that happened, but most slaves were sold prisoners by their country men.Anyway with that being said, whoever siad this (can't remeber) used the same reasoning as the sports genetics that this behavior is hereditary and since most of the original african slaves br
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I once found a girls hair tie with 80+- wrapped up inside of it in the bathroom, so that was pretty cool.I kept it because if I turned it into the store I found it in, they would have kept it and it had been their awhile so whoever the next person to find it was going to keep it.
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We will rape the horses and ride off on the women!
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I had a very similar thing happen in a home game. We play 1-2 dealers choice pot limit, it is a pretty big game for a home game 600-700 wins and losses are common.We were playing Omaha, and for those who play and deal omaha it can get pretty confusing looking at 12 cards to figure who has the best hand, especially when the hands are similar.Anyway, we get to the river my openent is all in, about a $150 pot, board is mostly face cards, I have mostly face cards and an Ace in my hand and he has mostly face cards in his hand. So after looking at everything, I thought we tied w/ Broadway so I split
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The only reason to even view a thread like this is to see if there are any hot chick avtars.
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Be sure to send Thank You post on FT to Quitel Lion every time you use it.
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I Take Back Everything Bad I Have Said About Online Poker
El Guapo replied to jonmarc's topic in General Poker Forum
You obvoulsy do not know anything about them if you have to ask that question.Note: I was fishing in Alaska a couple years ago and saw a PETA bumper sticker, in Alaska, I was shocked; until I got closer and it readP.eople for the E.ating of T.asty A.nimals -
They also playBaseballNight BaseballAcey Ducy or In Between the SheetsCum StainWhores and FoursFollow the queen3-237-275-55Spit on the OceanSolano SplitHi Hi LoDr PepperJacks or Better trips to win progressiveAll variations of games with the one eyed jack wild3-6-9Crazy pineappleChicagoand Every 4th hour Phil Ivey deals black jack for a couple orbits
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You motor boatin son of *****!
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Thats awesome, I had my first last year and you are right, it is the best thing ever. You can have a terrible day and come home and pick them up and it makes it all better.For fun I just watch my son run around the living room playing, he is hilarious, actually make laugh out loud every day.
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Here is an interesting article on why some races from certain regions excel in certain sports.http://www.jonentine.com/skeptic/entine.htmIt pretty interesting and I remember a bool being written about 5 years ago on the subject, I will search for it and post it if I find it. I remember the author being interviewed and he basically was saying that certain people of african decent excel in different areas, e.g Black people that are of Knyan decent and the surrounding region are better gentically for distance runners because of the region the live and 100's of generations of evolution. I believe
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I was going to post a long reply here but I figured it should have its own thread.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=74743
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SORRY THIS IS LONG....When I was 19 my buddy was in the army at fort lewis washington, this is in 95-96. I drove up with a friend from California to hang out for a week.We hooked up with some chicks from Vancouver and decided to go up there for the weekend. We had never been to Canada and did not know what to expect as far as getting alcohol. So we got a bunch from the base (cheap) and decided to put it in the trunk and head up. Note (I am a white middle class noraml looking guy; I drove at the time a lowered 94 black 3 series BMW, it looked nice, not ghetto).When we got to the border they ask
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Their is a 3rd and it is the most likely and he said it in the blog, it was probably on money he handled. There is treace amounts of drugs on most paper money we handle. Think about where the money he handles comes from and the denominations, he is probably usually carrying hundreds and it is coming from Casinos. If he happened to get a bill that had a good amount, maybe someone used it to seperate some out, who knows, that could easily have been transfered from his hands to some of his toiletries.
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I Find Isabelle Mercier's Pants Distracting...
El Guapo replied to Pot Odds RAC's topic in General Poker Forum
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I Find Isabelle Mercier's Pants Distracting...
El Guapo replied to Pot Odds RAC's topic in General Poker Forum
I was amazed when I found out that Tilly is 46 years old, she is like 14 years older than Laak, she looks damnm good for her age.I think Mercier looks like a cigarette smoking crankster wihth Euro teeth, so she can keep her pants on for all I care. -
Shake do you do some kind of work with insurance.And I wouldn't suggest lying about your dad dying of cancer, because if you do and they decide to investigate they would have a legitamite claim to not pay the policy, plus it rarely increases the rates, at least I have not seen that as a factor in any policy I have written.Also, tru regarding Nicotine, My family owns a drug testing company and they can only go back a couple of weeks on the urine test, sometimes as little as a few days if they do that oral swab thing, that does not work.
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i'll no longer be living 'the life'... *updated*
El Guapo replied to ddudley's topic in General Poker Forum
ddudleyYou live in San Jose, do you play at the Bay 101 or do you just play online?