Muck, You Suckers!

I don't know. I think everyone in D.C. are too busy looking at their Weiner to notice any good we might have done. But congrats to everyone who played at Stars for helping the people of Japan.

I think you may be right. Our government seems to be hell bent on taking online poker completely out. I don't think they will quit until the U.S. is void of such sites. Good letter Daniel. Unfortunately, the majority of the public views us as a bunch of lazy @$$ drooling degenerates. But, the majority of people in this country are mind controlled idiots that can be sold anything with the right marketing. All we can do is try and stand a little higher on our sonny boy shoeshine boxes and shout until we get a few of those snake oil salesman we voted into office to take notice. And the only way

Got really lucky here. Just call me super donk. LOLPokerStars Game #17034946358: Tournament #85346103, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/04/27 - 16:06:24 (ET)Table '85346103 2119' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: dario929rr (2400 in chips) Seat 2: strikethreez (2516 in chips) Seat 3: happysad (4450 in chips) Seat 4: Mike Gagnon (2885 in chips) Seat 5: Capt B (2965 in chips) Seat 6: Cyphers Fury (4620 in chips) Seat 7: cedloujulgin (2900 in chips) Seat 8: joelamouk54 (2964 in chips) Seat 9: akberliner (4530 in chips) Capt B: posts small blind 50Cyphers Fury: posts big blind

Wow. Am on final tables in 2 SNGs. Half the people on stars are disconnected. We are at a standstill.

In on a 70 FPP sat as Capt B (Houston). GL people. See you at the final table.

You Should Stake me because:1. I finished ITM when I played it two weeks ago.2. I finished 1st in the Thursday night stars .50 cent 20:00et tourney in which there were 2609 of us that played.3. I finished 15th out of over 3500 that played in the .25 cent 21:00et tourney last night.4. I am going to be ITM today, and plan on reaching the final table.Oh wait, I am already in it, as I won a sat and have my seat already. But you can stake me for next week if you choose.Capt B (Houston) on Stars

I say the truck doesn't sell for over $21,500.

What did you back that truck into? There isn't a shopping basket lodged up under that thing is there? One used Toyota truck ..... $19,500, One new rear bumper ...... $350, Poker fan arrested for hit and run ..........priceless.

What exactly did he say to you? Did he use four letter words to describe your ancestry? Did he mention your mother? Was your sister brought into it? Be more specific. Did you have a smile on your face knowing you had just performed a job well done? You have to savor these things. Life is too short not to. Then, share these moments with your friends.

Okay bud, time to get over her. Lost my wife after 22 years of marriage 7 months ago. Am 43 and have been seeing a 28 year old gal and a 24 year old gal and even hit a lesbian. (Wasn't great but wasn't bad). If my old @$$ can do it, so can you. Pick yourself up by the bootstraps dust yourself off and move on. So many nice girls out there just waiting for dudes just like us. Go get 'em.

Oh man, What's that smell????? Smells like a feedlot in Pratt Kansas.

I didn't see Oklahoma on that list. C'mon now, you secretly want to be an Okie right? You're getting closer. Real close. Where'd you live in California? Let me guess. Bakersfield!!!!!! Right?????? LOL Just kiddin' bud. Don't blow a gasket.

Hey, glad to have you here. You'll learn. No big deal.

You're from Pratt Kansas for god's sake. What difference does two months make? You could be the richest man in town and still not be able to afford gas to get you to Oklahoma. I think two months in Pratt may be like 30 years in the real world. Dadgum I feel for you. Keep your chn up.

Wow. 2400 posts in a year. Get a job.

Expect to get flamed here. Unless, you reply to 1500 posts in 6 months. New threads annoy those who wish they had thought of it themselves. You are doing nothing different than the ones that came before you did. I play a multitiude of MTTs and have seen very few royals. I've had two in 5 years. Am sure some would like to equate catching a royal as being a superior poker artist. You usually don't add much to your stack off hands like that. Hidden trips, that's where it's at. That's my fav. Make all the straight flushes and royals you want. It's easy to see, and you seldom get paid

My biggest leak is arguing with old college professors about poker history. But I like it, and so far it hasn't damaged my nose.What are your leaks?

I don't know if someone coming on here and telling us they have a new book out, telling us the title, and posting an excerpt, is spam or not. That's between the OP and the people that run this site. He didn't put a direct link to anywhere you could buy it, or ask anyone to buy it. He just let us know it was out there. I don't know what the specific rules are. Am sure the mod over this forum has read his post by now. Spam or not? I don't know. I don't see anything wrong with the way he posted it. Just my humble opinion.Oh and by the way I'm not Johnny Hughes, nor have I ever met the

Has Erik "Rat" Ryland tried to contact you yet? You know you are bigtime when he claims you as a friend and posts a fictional conversation between you and him. By the way WhatArunAA, belated congrats on the takedown.

It's not. But, in all honesty, I don't care what you think.

Maybe so. But, the man wrote a book and it was just released and he's promoting his book to poker players. Nothing wrong with that. I hope it sells well and he makes some money off it. Am sure he invested a lot of time in it. I'm going down to Barnes and Noble tonight and see if they have a copy. If not I am gonna order one tonight. I gave Johnny a hard time last spring, but I know he's the real deal and he has been around a lot longer than I. Am interested to see what he wrote. Gonna save my opinion on the book until I read it. Can't judge it by a couple excerpts.

Found the link. Again, I apologize about getting the magazine wrong.http://www.bluffmagazine.com/magazine/2007/04/2007_04_74.asp

Oops Sorry Johnny! That article was in Bluff Magazine not Cardplayer. Was April 2007, right? Titled Remembering Johnny Moss. Was a good article though. Got my magazines mixed up. Remember when it came out and what Mason had to say about it.

Once you hit 75, you should be allowed to do all the drugs you want. It's not like you'll be corrupting your peers at work or fail to become a productive member of society.

It was meant to be pointless BS. Or maybe you missed that. Go sit in the corner with your back to the rest of the class.