Mikey Ravioli

As a 40+ year old soon to be divorced man, you just described my fantasy.Vegas + alone = happiness

The single biggest fish-fest is at the Excalibur.They give an 11am lesson. At noon the 1-2nl and 2-4 limit tables are full of people playing live for the first time.It attracts a bunch of local retirees looking for a few easy bucks and some comp time, but as far as soft goes, that game is like a Tempurpedic mattress. Just play ABC poker and don't get too steamed when your aces get cracked by someone calling with J-10. Plus, they have a bad beat spin the wheel thingie thats pretty cool.MGM across the street is MUCH nicer then anything in the area.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/...0,2834219.storyI hate playing on the net so I have been playing live.We got raided the other night. The players were just told to leave, but the managers got arrested.I didn't have a lot of chips on the table because I suck at poker, but I don't think anyone is going to be getting their money back.

I haven't found the footage yet because I am at work and can't access YouTube and other sites, but there is supposed to be footage of him doing other stunts like standing outside a bookstore when Harry Potter was released with a big sign saying "Harry Dies". From Newsday:Andrew Meyer has his own Web site and it contains several "comedy" videos that he appears in. In one, he stands in a street with a sign that says "Harry Dies" after the latest Harry Potter book was released. In another, he acts like a drunk while trying to pick up a woman in a bar. If you google his name it links to his person

Twathuggling is the PC term.

You know I kind of like that idea.Retired police officers / military / FBI / DEA fly a couple of round trips a year as armed air marshalls and in exchange they get two free first class round trip tickets to use themselves for vacations. It doesn't really cost the airlines anything and it gets more armed air marshalls on more flights.The only thing I was a little concerned with was the ammo. My father was a transit cop in the NYC subway system. They had to carry .38 revolvers and lower velocity ammo because there was concern that if they had to fire in the crowded subway the bullet would go thr

There are donks and fish at all levels.Just be happy getting your money in with the best hand and variance will reward you.

blah, blah, intellectual bullshit, blah, blah, So you would willingly and in fact rather put your health care decisions in the hands of idiots? Have you ever even had a health care issue? I have. I am a colon cancer survivor. I am here today because I got a good education and got a good job that offers good health insurance. I can personally attest that our system works just fine. At no point when the Dr told my wife and I in the hospital that I had cancer did I ever think, hmmmm... maybe I should move to Cuba.

The irony is its the same people who think that the American government is inept at handling the things that they currently have on their plate that think they should take over health care.I'll stick with the system the way it is thank you. If I don't like my doctor or my hospital, I am free to go find another one. I can see specialists and get second opinions. If someone thinks that the government can't even handle the aftermath of a hurricane or a war is going to be suddenly much more competent when they are making decisions about my health what are they basing it on?Either they are idiots

The stupidest thing I ever saw was something that I actually did. The first time I ever played a live tournament was at Alladin.A few levels into it I limped with a marginal hand and saw a flop with three other players. Post flop it was checked to me and I had bottom pair and no draw. I wanted to throw out a pot size bet and see where my pair stood so I reached down and grabbed two $100 chips and threw them out. The dealer announced "Bet is $2000". I grabbed the wrong chips. When the dealer said the amount my face went pale when I realized I led out bottom pair for 2k. The other players read m

You shouldn't automatically hate people based on the color of their skin or their religion. If you take the time to really get to know them as individuals, you will realize exactly how much of an ass hole most people are. Then you will have valid reasons to hate them.

The truly scary thing is that when it comes election time, your vote counts as much as mine.Dogs are sentient beings. They are social animals. Fish are not. One is survival in a regulated industry that has helped sustain human life on this planet since the begining of recorded time. Hunting parties are pictured on cave walls. One is cruelty for cruelty sake. A cow is part of the food chain. The circle of life. One animal dies so another can live. That is the way its has been since cavemen walked the earth. Yes we can all live the Vegan lifestyle as a choice and not eat any animals, but enough

Exactly how dirty is your apartment to deter you from a three some with two hot chicks?I would have went for it if I lived in a refrigerator box in an alley or a van down by the river.Clean your place man, it already cost you a great night.

To you. To the world, not so much.Here are a few snippets from everyday life. Which one is you and which is the PresidentBreakfast:1)Briefed by Pentagon about status of the warOR2) bowl of Trix eaten over the sinkLunch1)conference call with world leader regarding trade agreementOR2) Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich eaten over the sinkDinner1) met with visiting world leader regarding support for war on terroror2) a supersized #1 eaten while driving a 72 Datsun B210After dinner1) Met with senior staff to discuss changing interest rate to spark economyOR2 played online poker for a few hours, swit

You keep telling yourself that your time is just as important as the Presidents.

Bill Clinton had Vince Foster killed and you are bitching about a traffic jam.What good is having power if you can't use it to piss on the little people.He's the freakin President, you tool. He makes decisions that affect the lives of millions on an hourly basis. His time is more important then yours regardless of how you feel about the job he's doing!

And since you think they should sit in traffic like everyone else, how exactly is the country supposed to provide security for him while he is sitting in traffic? And who should pay for the complicated task?Regardless of what you think of the man who is currently holding the office, its still the President of the United States. Arguable the most powerful man in the world. He is entitled to security. If that means closing a road to the general public, oh well.Besides, don't you know by know that rich people are just plain better then you?

Living in Vegas and travelling the world playing poker for a living, when you arent playing golf or staying up all night playing wii with your buddies while eating delicious vegan meals, cannot possibly suck. My life is disappointing.

By the way, a jury found him guilty. Now I care even less about how he was treated.The key piece of physical evidence was a five-page form Padilla supposedly filled out in July 2000 to attend an al-Qaida training camp in Afghanistan, which would link the other two defendants as well to Osama bin Laden's terrorist organization.The form, recovered by the CIA in 2001 in Afghanistan, contains seven of Padilla's fingerprints and several other personal identifiers, such as his birthdate and his ability to speak Spanish, English and Arabic."He provided himself to al-Qaida for training to learn to mur

Brother you have obviously never been in jail because if you have you would so anything to make sure you never went back. For the crap you pulled you should have done time. To avoid doing time they gave you proby with a few terms and conditions. You care so little you couldn't even follow the t's & c's and now there is warrant for your ass. Man up. Take responsibilty for what you did (and didn't do). Scrape together some bail money. You might need a G. Have someone drive you to the police station and turn yourself in. Make sure you are wearing comfortable clothes and have eaten a decent me

Are you sure? Because in America if you are watching a movie with a girl and your legs touch and she doesn't immediately pull away, she is bound by law to touch your penis. BY LAW. I'll bet you are reconsidering that statement now.

300 million citizens vs 1 Padilla.I like my odds.its still better then living anywhere else. alhough you can get Cuban cigars in Canada. Ridiculous tax on them but at least you can get them.By the way, that's called ham. Bacon is long and thin and fatty. When its round and lean, its ham.

No, because I live in the real world. As much as I would love to believe that the majority of Americans aren't racist or sexist and would vote for the best candidate the reality is that a black male and a white woman have no chance in hell at winning a nationwide election. NY, Cali, maybe. Alabama, Iowa, no chance.

I am as tired of the Republicans as the next guy, but are the Democrats serious?The White House is theirs for the taking right now. Its hanging there like a ripe apple on a low branch and the best they could come up with is Obama and Hillary? I guess they really don't want to have a president.When Gore ran with Lieberman they didn't win Gore's home state of TN. Some people think the reason might have been because of Leibermans strict religious affiliation. Had they won TN, Gore would have been president. Even Dukakis won his home state when Reagan destroyed him.

I wasn't being defensive Mercury just stating facts. The slavery issue is another example of how the actions of a few are hung around the necks of the many.America had slavery but it had nothing to do with me. It had nothing to do with most of the people who live in America today.But we are still judged by it.