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  1. I'm here to prove you always suck less than someone, And that someone is me. But I don't care because I'm very happy. Because I'm drunk. And will be drunk again tomorrow. And yesterday. Three days in a row awesomeness. Hit that, yo!I was trying to think of the correct poker terminology for this. Some guy order two expensive drinks at the bar tonight. Then asked for a beer. While I was getting a beer he took off. Is it hit and ran? Is it Grimmstarred? I think the correct real life term is Jerkface.Oh btw I was working in the bar again tonight. It was awesome times.Edit: I went to the first page
  2. me too I mostly eat curries, pastas and pizzas with the occasional pie or veggie burger and chips, so all my food mostly comes pre-mixed. I've started to tip the pizza guy, because I used to be that guy. What the hell is that.And I have multiple theories about Cindy Lou and I'm sure they're all wrong.
  3. Wanted to post this here as well Brag:ahahhaha owned. I was so happy when at showdown, I cackled. Note, not a misclick.PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comsaw flop | saw showdownHero (Button) ($76.15)SB ($218.90)Preflop: Hero is Button with , Hero bets $1.50, SB calls $1Flop: ($3) , , (2 players)SB bets $2, Hero raises to $7, SB calls $5Turn: ($17) (2 players)SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls $12River: ($41) (2 players)SB bets $198.40 (All-In), Hero calls $55.65 (All-In)Total pot: $152.30 | Rake: $0.50Results:Hero had , (one pai
  4. I would do anything to get a job like this. Except actually look for one or apply that is.
  5. I would really want to watch this when it comes out, can you buy DC vids individually? Invite requested, my name is Alistair. That was fantastic :ChrisitopherEcclestonImpressionFace:In regards to new/private forums. I will follow this thread wherever it goes, it is probably the most important poker thing for me at the moment. All this said with the assumption I'd be allowed in the new forum, I've been here a while and I don't think people hate me.The way I went from loser to winner in live games was as at a private game where I got to talk with a bunch of the winners there, both about poker a
  6. Well it wasn't by sucking the c0ck, that stuff lubricates. Why do you think the backstreet boys were such good singers.
  7. Happy Birthday Speedz Happy Birthday Bizzle I watched it and it took ages to get into. But once I was immersed it was hilarious.Really long catchup so didn't quote much. I think I have to go to the doctor today, I never go to the doctor but my throat has been sore now for a week and it's really really hard to eat because of it.
  8. I'm most definitely not because I'm not playing aoeewefueaue. sigh. Not playing today and probably not tomorrow either. Why is it so hard to play in February. I think last year was worse and I played like 1k hands.
  9. I'm pretty sure I can get that much beer without a wife thankyou. Numbers does suck. A lot.
  10. Don't go to showdown so much fish.That thread was so epically awesome until you lost. What were your thoughts on the match?
  11. OMG I love this thread Um, It's generally considered bad form to just leave. Some HU regs get way too sensitive about this, but in HU4ROLLZ grudgematch leaving after getting up 1 buyin would be pretty poor form.
  12. I actually had the edit screen out ready to downgrade myself on personality but couldn't do it. I might not ever be classically cool, but for some reason I have a large number of people who call me friend. However I'm a bad friend usually so maybe I should downgrade it anyway. We have a new winner
  13. Looks - 75 - 30% - 22.5Intelligence - 88 - 10% - 8.8Wealth/Success/Status - 40 - 10% - 4Personality - 70 - 50% - 35. I had to lower my personality, because I'm such a blowhard and dripping with negativity. My W/S/S is in the gutter due to my debt and lack of income, though I have potential now that I'm doing well in my advertising school. Oh, and I'm fucking gorgeous.Total - 76.3I also used the CindyLou percentages, because I quoted loogies, and realised that I have very similar thoughts about myself, but I think less of my looks but I think I'm higher on WSS because the only debt I have is
  14. I dunno, I'm pretty sure that Hobbes guy could've taken him.
  15. I used to be a very heavy sleeper, but of late I'm getting much easier to wake up, and it's harder to get to sleep. It's kind of annoying. The exception being if I have just woken up by an alarm clock, then I can get right back to sleep, despite wishes otherwise.
  16. And this time last year I was playing 200nl. Sigh.It's not that bad, I was shottaking and failed so was actually playing 100nl and I could technically play 100nl now but I want to overoll myself. It's still not great though I will occasionaly raise the turn and fold if the 3 bet so that I can get a free showdown\get value out of draws that won't call the river and villain won't bluff river if they miss. However I wouldn't be doing it on this board with this hand.I haven't played poker for like a week and a half. I'm really missing it. I'm still not 100% though, and I've had bad experiences pla
  17. Very enjoyable catchup. Wanted to quote lots but didn't I knew what you meant. I'm more smarter than those other chumps. I agree 125% with this quote. It's like an outlier, a multi-billionaire.
  18. QFT I know absolutely nothing about your game. From the sounds of things though you're really tight. Does this make your 4bet/5bet range AA,KK,AK?If so it's perfectly acceptable to be losing with AK, as that hand is in your range so you continue to get action on AA and KK. You only lose a little with AK in general, but you gain a lot with KK and AA. That said you should probably increase your 4bet and 5bet ranges (Rdogs "don't be a nit" comment). Then you will start to show a profit with AK aipf probably, but now a new hand will show the losses, ie, AQ or AJ depending on how loose you become.
  19. right click the image, select "Copy Image Selection"then paste between [img][/img] tags
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