magnus72

Thats ok I was lying anyway I dont have a girlfriend. Been hanging out in this Jamie Gold thread so much now I am even lying hahaha.

getting drunk and losing all my winnings at the blackjack table on the way out of the casino.

Jamie Gold had sex with my girlfriend.

warm jagermeister.

Jerry Maguire

Since you got Peyton Manning, why not go with Marvin Harrison or Reggie Wayne? That way every time they hook up for a completion or TD or however your league does points, you get points out of both of them.

I need to get a new couch to, its hard to have company over when all you have to sit on is a piece or crap broken futon.

I stand corrected, I guess you can't believe everything you hear. Especially when Jamie Gold has anything to do with it.

I heard Jamie Gold is sueing Hanguk Miguk for all his comments the day after the main event. I also heard that Hanguk Miguk is hiding under the alias CookieMonster.

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I am the exact opposite, I suck at poker when I am drunk, I suck at everything when I am drunk.

Oh yea you can milk pretty much any nipple.

Fox SportsOur number one receiver back to his old tricks. If he doesn't spend the whole football season in jail, I am sure that Brad Childress and Zygi Wilf won't hesitate to long before releasing him.

It looks like you put up $2500 and $2000 of it is for charity, the other $500 is thrown into the prize pool.Pretty spendy just to hang out with some basketball players and Phil Ivey.

QFT

HAHAHAHA This is probably the dumbest thing I have read on this site.

Does anyone else think its weird that its called Camp Helmuth and he doesn't even put on a seminar at his own camp?

I was forced to sleep on a couch Saturday night. After the wedding dance, nobody would let me drive home. The couch was pretty uncomfortable but I was so gone it didnt matter. Then two hours later, the owners two daughters came and woke me up at 8 in the morning. They were being so loud I got off the couch and had to walk about a mile to my car still in my tuxedo.

You girls are in luck, there's a town about tow miles that way. I am sure you will be able to find some guys there.

Big Gulps Huh?Well.....see you later.

No the worst is when your buddy wets himself after he is passed out all over the couch, then gets up and leaves and doesn't say a word to you.

@*^# GOLDHave a good weekend everybody

I passed out on a leather couch last night that was so comfortable that I was half an hour late for work.I also passed out in the computer chair right after Allen got knocked out.

OK OK He won't.But he will!!!

Michelle Rodriguez