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Billy's got his beer goggles on.Word. -
HAHAHHAHAHAH I dont want to fight you buddy, I was referring to Cdubbs avatar that he won via your side bet. But I gotta say I wouldnt mind havng you on ym side hearing all that gibberush\do you wanna fight? i will fight you ai ain't scurred sonnn, i got that sh.it on the lockdwon, i almost ogt in a fight wit hlike 3 guys tonite cause i said i wrestled good in highs chool which i did and i wnet to state and they're all well werstlie us now an di'ml ike no i'm fu.ckin drunk i ain't gonna retdslwe you now but they kept want inb to put money ohnit and sh.i tan dand i'm like no man, i 'm drunk i can barely stand mnuch less wrestle, find me when i'm sober plsu u su guys are like 3 year solder than i am, fu.ck thembut ialso eneded up with 5 cans of chewin gtobacco and a pack of dneytyne ice in my pocket after th enight and i didn' t purchase any of it i thin i stole it form the hsoue sep party i was at i dk for sur ethoughhan is g the fu.ckin man!!!!!!!1 -
Honey I blew up the kid.............................damn movie alost killed me when I wathed it a few days after I had my appendix out.rick moranis... -
I forgot to add the part where that 500 turned to nothing by 330. I ran into pocket aces six times, around that i think and pocket kings when i had queens, all playing well over my bankroll, but where I am right now the guys dont even talk about bank roll.at least your turned 110 into 500, could've been worse.... -
Good job buddy. I think good old NAPA DON's avatar made him a bit hornier. But what can you do some nights the rules got to be broken.i'm absolutely not shocked but still absolutely estatic to see all the support in the hideout from this. i was only checking the razz thread on breaks, but i knew you guys would be buzzing in here.thanks so much guys, i am so absolutely stoked about this whole night. it was a dream come true (albeit not the one where i walk out with the bracelet), and i'm never going to forget this.i certainly verified my official hideout title tonight.
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Just for th record i did pick LJin the first round,pick #2 overall. I hate to agre with koop but you gotta on this. LJ is going to pretty much carrry the Chiefs now, just probably not very far.Just for the record, I did NOT take LJ in the first round (he was the #1 pick...but I didn't have it)..and I wouldn't have taken him there anyways. Also, LJ is likely going to get a ton of carries/receptions, so I don't think it's out of the question that he'll have a good fantasy day tomorrow. Huard didn't look THAT bad for the most part, just a few really dumb mistakes. He actually made some pretty good throws in the rain to Gonzalez..but when pressured he simply didn't protect the ball well enough. I expect him to actually do okay. -
HAHA Daniel said cocks hahaThe ball drops. No, some say it falls. Others still, know that it is a mix of artistry and sheer force that plants the ball close. The knees bend and the ball rolls to the target. Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, then long. It's green's turn again. Slowly, slowly, slowly, and short. Just one ball left and two points placed. The shooter now cocks back, and BAM!!! the balls scatter from the target ball. The target ball moves further and further past the blue line. It's black's turn. Slowly, slowly, slowly, the ball rolls... and breaks! Not inside, and green is victorious once again! Canadian on the table tops. Cognac in snifters that no one wants to touch. Closer still, the sound of action. Junkies flock closer, and closer, and closer, until once again, they find themselves in the heat of the battle. This time with balls of all colors. The goal is different now. The prize is greater. Who will catch the card they need? Can a man win every hand without the other player having a chance? Yes, it has been proven so. -
TPTK aint **** most of the time, if you get reraised after you flop bet, its time to consider whether or not to get out. If he is a decent player, he suspects you got top pair. So according to his reaction to your bet it is time to be very careful not move all in.your flop push was absolutely bad, especially in relation to your preflop raise/flop bet/oponent's limp-call preflop/opponent's flop raise/and the stacks. I'm sure in the $4.40's this gets paid off enough by worse hands; but it's not a good poker play.you have TPTK, that's it.Raise to 800 preflopIf you still get two callers, bet 1500 on the flop.proceed from there. Call a push from the shorter stack, not from biggy stax.***********************************8and don't post results, moron. -
No you dont know where I am coming form. I am always the nice guy. If something has to be done and nobody want sot do it, dont owrry lyle will take care of it. And I AM SICK OF IT. I have never ever had a one night stand, thats either becasue I am to much of a nice guy and just cant do it or because I to much of a puss and cant do it or because I am to ugly and just cant do it, or the girls I have tried it with just cant handle it, you take your pick.I have dark hair,and bright blue eyes. It has gotten me in alot of trouble with women.All kinds of strange one night stands etc.. So believe me,I know where you're coming from. -
Laughs are all I got buddy. Have you ever seen a guy and everytime you se him his cheekjs are just pink rosy read. Thats me.. i am so damn sick of the dealers and half of the people that are there calling me rosy cheeks that I cant ake it anymor e. I got no damn contro.l over the color of my damn cheeks. Give me fricken break.That made me laugh.There is hope for you yet. -
Those sons of bithcehes
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Bill MurRAYi was actaully so drunk i couldnt think of that dudes lst name but I remembe it from...............what about bob... -
Good migth you puss
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Willy Wonka, the first one, until they found all the golden tickets then the suspense is lifeted
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Im drunk. I barhopped with the old duffers tonigth and ended up at the same weddin dance as everyone else in the county.
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You get the just of it buddy come onWoah...Do you chicken peck or something? There is no way you were reading what you wrote as you wrote it. Proof read>You -
I am serious you guys after a dummy weekend like I had this weekend, i feel like it would be better off to just end it all right now. Im not looking for sympathy, I just want to tell some of my story. The hottest girll i have met latley asked me to go on a date, then all of a sudden on the day we ahd planned on for a week, she has to work. BS!! Then instead of going on my date I go to the casino and play in a tourney that night and get knocked out first. i spend my last 110 on blackjack and tunr that into 1100 before I lose 16 hands in a row and cash out with 500 lieft. I proseed to lose to pocket aces six times lwithin the next two hourss, all wihtin 50 dollars a time nad pocket kings once for the same amount. For the past two years, i figure its been like that no matter what. I have control over it but I dont. Once I get drunk, I am unbstoppable and i cant control it. I even tell myself when I am drunk to quit and I cant. i keep digging a bigger whole, and it do4esnt matter what I doit just gets worse. To try get out of the hole it just gets deeper and deeper, I dont really know what I am going to do. I might be drunk right now, but the thiought has been on mind mind for a while to just end it all right now. Instead of digging a bigger hole of debt I just dig one hole and thats it. There are a lot of other factotrs that drive into tis feeling but I dont feel like typing them right now.Thanks for letting me rant.Lyle
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Way to go hanguk, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Take her down big booty
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Thats exactly what I was thinking thanks.Well Im going to go get a good start on blowing my paycheck. Have a good weekend everybody.I would bench him, he missed his 3rd straight practice today. Is unlikely he will start. Go with a sure option for guaranteed points and avoid a good possibility he puts up a goose egg. -
Anybody have an opinion on whether or not to start Steve Smith this weekend? Hes a game time decision but I wont be able to change it at all after I leave work today.
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Boogie NightsThat movie sucked in the end. The man himself Burt Renolds -
My date for tonight got cancelled because she had to work so I am going to take the money I had put away for the date fund and go play the $45 No Limit Hold Em tourney at teh casino. First place has been gettting around $1100 with them paying about the top six spots I think. I got third in it a few weeks ago but haven't been back there since then. Thre is usually some pretty soft cash games there on Friday nights too after the tourney.I probably will do crappy in the tourney though because I thik the main reason we are going is to get drunk.
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QFMFTNot in Minnesota -- here they are a solid 8.0
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