magnus72

Hey thats not the masturbation forum.

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If it quits raining im going to take a roadtrip to the casino tonight. I havent played at the Northern Lights in a while so I might go down there. I can do pretty decent in all their limit games as long as I dont have to amny to drink. The only problem with going that far this time of year is I will see about 50 deer on the way home which is about an hour and a half and I dont feel like doing that tonight if its raining.

If they don't want to show they were bluffing, it doesn't matter what they were holding rake in the chips and leave the person alone you just took their money. It really irks my tater when I have to turn over my cards when i am caught bluffing.

Got $80 for second, was a $40 buy in.

Sean WIlliam Scott

Jack Black

All in preflop heads up at my home game last night.I got pocket queens hes got A5 off suit.Flop comes K72 rainbow.....instaed of saying give me an ace he says give me a runner runner straightTurn 3River 4Left me with 20000 out of 120000 chips and cost me 80 bucks pretty much.

So I passed out on a different couch last night. It was one of those leatehr ones that you slide off of and the covers kept sliding off of me so I didnt get optimal sleep at all. This weekend I dont plan on staying at home at all so I should be staying on three different couches before Monday.

I love the fact that the weather is changing and you dont have to worry about coolers or ice anymore. Fall is the best time of year to do some roadtripping.

I hate the part where I wake up Sunday morning, or afternoon and look at my phone to see who I called or text messaged the night before. Or realize how big of an *** I must have looked like on the dance floor at someone's wedding who I dont even know. Or when I say to much to someone when I am drunk when I should jsut keep my mouth shut. Or when I am up about 1100 in blackjack and get drun and give most if not all of it back because I am drunk.Pretty much I hate myself every time after I wake up from drinking.

and now I got that great song in my head every dayPoker is fun, for everyoneExcept my opponents, they should have practiced avoidanceClassic

We got two words for ya.......................Suck Out

I have one of my buddies blocked on MSN since the beginning of football season and he wil remain blocked until football season is over.

Its tough to beat the twenty five cent taps at happy hour at the tavern from 4:30 to 6:30 and I dont even like Miller Lite but for 25 cents how can you complain?

I dont get it if they are free why did they only take ten? I mean if somethings free don't you just want to take as much of it that you can get as long as its free?PS Thank god they only took ten.

Your from Alabama of course you dont like the region its to cold for you.

Hey Brett congratsulations on your first win and welcome to the forum.

I got a little out of hadn last night. just a little five year blow up that happened to happen online. Seems like evety five years or so I gotta go off a little bit.but I stil hate my rosy cheeks.

Im drunk again celebrating a vikings and twins win woooooohoooooooooooo

If it comes to that I will keep that in mind buddy thanks a alot good idea.

Are yuo reading with your eyes closed too?im going to go grab another abeer to try catch up to you.

Pm Me i think my dad had a couple on his lot for undrer 2500

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I can totally read your drunk talk right now and I am loving it. Dang I thought then Cyclones almost had them at halftime there today.

Yea well Im 24 and look 16