
magnus72
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Im still drunk biatches.
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thats alright no big dealI just cant get over 150 no matter what i do
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OK lets see that screen shot I dont believe you.There is mucho strategy involved. I will share to encourage others to beat me and give me something to aim for. You need to find the spot in about the middle JUST beyond where the launcher bounces tangerines, that way you won't get hit with any rockets on each volley. Then you need to focus intently on only tangerines falling down and in your area. Ignore anything directly above your stick figure and to the right. Find the 4-5-6-7 balls coming in towards you. There is almost always a decent gap in there that you can aim to stand in between. The times that there are not gaps, you need to keep backing yourself up towards the right of the screen to other gaps. As soon as you can though, get back to the middle. The middle of the screen has the highest percentage of tangerines going over your head from the first hard bounce, so you have much less to worry about.So there, beat my score (I got 360 and yes I have a screen shot). -
QFTLook at the top of the list...a sticky'd post about terms...seek and you shall find. -
291? I had trouble getting over 130 lol I suck
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Tom Clancy is the shiznit.
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What in the hell. I thought you had to try catch them all but figured that out real quick that you just have to dodge them. Its still harder then hell.
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Eyank is it true that you can turn on/off the PS3 with the wireless controller? If so I am certain my buddy will be all over it. Thats worth the extra $200 right there not having to get off the couch. LOL
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OK so I was just wondering is this Blu Ray deal an alternative to a DVD player? Are my DVD movies I have now going to work on the PS3 or are you going to have to buy alternative Blue Ray version discs like you do with the PSP?
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Have a wonderful birthday Clay! Wonderful !!
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Resistance: Fall of Manenough said
LMAO at the reference to sending it to your nephew in Nigeria. Just like the exlax dude.Buy my PS3 kthx -
I played that game a couple years ago and I was the only one playing. Took me forever to get through the whole deck.We play beer pong but use dice instead of ping pong balls and there are only four cups on the table. You set your cup inside of a circle that is bigger than the cup. If any part of the cup is outside of the circle and the other team throws into the cup then they have to down their cup. A player has an option of either taking a shot or downing their cup. I think we played first to ten but I dont really remember.I played a high/low drinking game the other day. Call black/or red on the first card, then high or low on the others to follow. If you mess up you drink as many times as there are cards in the pack. You can pass the pack whenever you feel like it but its fun to try to build the pack up nice and big before passing. I ran out of beer and had to drink from a half bottle of Rose, not so cool. -
I started reading the book but after about 27 pages I was so confused I had to quit. Im not very good at deciphering the meanings behind the way people talked a few hundred years ago.
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My best was I called in and said its coming out of both ends. Didnt need to give any more explanation after that.I disagree...explosive diarrhea wins. -
We werent actually arguing about Deal or No Deal. They all ganged up on me an were arguing about me playing cards all the time. I have had a bad couple of months at the tables and try to explain the concept of variance to them but it goes in one ear and out the other. Its my disposable income I should be able to do wahtever i want with it.Actuary I would love to see you on Deal or no Deal. LOLNo, I'm never more disappointed in my family- particularly my dad- as when I have to talk to them about this show. I've seen like 2 or 3 episodes with them, and they have NO idea what they're doing. I just end up getting really angry, and drawing a diagram with some pretty basic math on it. Result?Dad: "Yeah, but the banker offered 124THOUSAND DOLLARS! THAT IS SO MUCH MONEY!"I hate you -
Sums up my whole day right there. I missed most of the Broncos and Chiefs game because there was a two hour deal or no deal special on that everyone else had their eyes glued to. As soon as thats over they start in about gambling, talking like they know everything when they dont really have a clue at all. I eventually get to the point where I cant take anymore and just go home pretty much in mid conversation.7:15pm: Dinner is served. Things don't go so well. People think of me as a complete degenerate, now, which I suppose is fair. Conversation seems to be based on my gambling, which isn't even close to being my main source of money, which leads them to feel the need to preach to me. I take it, for the most part. -
"Got you good you fcker""Im gonna hang out with my wang out, and Im gonna rock out with my **** out""I look up in the tree and theres the fcking lion" or its king of the jungle I cant remember off the top of my head. But hes telling this story to a reporter and every other word is the F word its hilarious.
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well played sirHow could you have time at home between getting texts from all 20 friends of yours? -
Doh. Originally said slept at my buddies house but since this is the couch thread I tried changing it to slept on my buddies couch but I forgot to change house to couch.I gotta quit posting at work when I dont have time to fully edit what im typing.That sounds painful. You should've slept on a couch. -
Damn I knew that one was coming.Easy there, Mr. Social! -
Last Wednesday night we had a thanksgiving poker game that last til 3:30 in the morning. I got a ride to my buddies house after geting wasted and slept on his couch. I couldn't sleep when I got there so I proceeded to text message Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in my phone one person at a time. I think I only spelt it right about four times out of twenty.Slept on my moms couch during the Lions game on Thanksgiving day. Slept on my buddies house on Friday night after getting wasted at the casino. I hadnt eaten anything all day so I got home and made a five layer salad. Cold Mac and cheese topped with tukey topped with pickles toppped with white corn tostitos topped with oreos. It was awesome.
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I know but I am sure my friends are going to be "borrowing" so I might as well go the cheaper route.Only thing that sucks about it is that we don't have enough chips in one guys set for everyone that shows up. We end up mixing up about four different sets. Its not fun sorting them out the next morning with a hang over let me tell you.Crown Royal is better! -
Tonight we are having our 4th Annual Turkey home game tournament. We actually have turkey and potatoes and all the other good Thanksgiving food mid tournament. It is a great idea because nobody has to work tommorow and people are in from out of town for the holiday so we get a great turn out. There are only a few people that actually take the tournament seriously, everyone else is just getting hammered and partying pretty much so it makes for an interesting final table when half the field is totally sloshed and the other half is trying to make money ot buy groceries for the next two weeks. I am told the buy in this year is $20 with $5 bounty on everyones head. There is a special bounty on my friends head of $20 because he has been tearing up our home games the past two months and doesn't have one drink while the rest of us are drunk and basically giving him our money.I am planning on picking up a bottle of Canadian Club whiskey and seeing how far I can make it in the tourney without being able to see the flop. Anyone else got any traditions like this at all around the any holidays with your buddies. The food at this thing is better than what I will be having tommorow afternoon thats for sure.
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Slept on a couch last night. I passed out with a hot chick next to me and woke up next to nothing. At least i got to lick salsa off her boobies.Oh and im still drunk woot