Quacktastic

I believe the remaining 10% would fall in the "epic fail" category.

I CAN DRIVE REALLY FAST THROUGH THE SNOW WITHOUT SLIDING AFTER DRINKING 5 LONG ISLAND ICE TEAS WHILE REJECTING ROAD HEAD FROM MY WIFE!!!

Pretty sure Rodney told them to bring the beer faster after someone passed out.

I'm guessing slightly bent over with his legs just beyond shoulder width apart.

He is not!

Enjoy your X-Mas hooker!!

Wheel! Of! Fish!!!!!

goddamnit

Two places near home that have the beer. I plan to pick up a couple and drink them this weekend.

Love the Racer X.... Drinking Maker's Mark with a splash of Coke because it is what's in the house. Detroit did well to shit the bed today against the packers.

He called the shit poo!!

Are you saying Ron can only appreciate TBS very funny?

I just got to catch up on the last few days. Excellent work everyone (except Brvy). Can't believe the US blew the Ryder Cup. I went on Friday and watched 4 groups play 2 holes (13 in the morning rounds, the 2nd in the afternoon). They took 7 out of 8 points. They just fell apart on 17 and 18. I couldn't believe Phil was giving thumbs up as Justin Rose was stealing a point. Her wife was hot and had nice boots on when I saw her Friday though. Also saw MJ lend his cigar lighter to a guy by the green and jokingly try to charge him 20 bucks to use it. I'm not sober..............

I also like the 5 stalls in the restroom and I'm in #4 and some douchenozzle comes in and sits on throne #3.

Bells Two Hearted Ale. It's an IPA but doesn't have the super strong hoppyness. One of my favorite beers. The 7% doesn't hurt either. I have some Bud Lights and a 6 pack of Sierra Nevada Torpedo. About time to crack the first beer and fire up the grill...

I'm in mid-management and my boss takes credit for my work in front of my face in meetings...

That's not interesting at all, I still see all four limbs attached. Guess that means no boner?

Pretty sure every other poster just got OL/DR'd.

I bet they don't deal with that bullshit at the Big 4.

Beans calls that a Thursday afternoon.

I get my payday loans from Montell Williams.

How do you get 4 extra pay periods? I get paid every other week which gets me 2 extra checks a year.I don't have a degree in economics.

I ran 10 miles at sub 7:45 pace at my peak. It was downtown Chicago so JBrad would've been pissed if he still lived there....and wasn't a whipped bitch. My resume sucks and I need a new job. I have another kid now.Back to reading and not posting.

It would be what?

A schooner is a sailboat stupid head. (Suck it Essay)