Quacktastic

If the "wink wink" appraiser gives a low ball quote, he should have no problem getting the loan when the 3rd party comes in at market value.

Friends listen to endless love in the dark...

One girl, two sore legs.

Going to San Diego for a day/night next month. Any suggestions?

I didn't realize you can see who voted for what no. No need to guess...

It was that damn Sasquatch!!

Illegal hand pass!

I believe that is what we would call the opposite of liking a post.

Mexican slip?

Pretty sure all brands have names. Edit: Not everything

Pretty sure there are some non-Super Bowl friendly posts in here, but point made.

Went bowling for the first time in about 2 years yesterday. Bowled over 200 2 out of 3 games with a house ball. Quack 1, Life 100. Today I have a laundry list of honey-do's to take care of while drinking beers and gambling on the Kentucky Derby races.

It might take me longer to do 50 pull ups than it would take to run the 5 miles...

It's finally decent weather here, so I ran 4 miles outside in about 31 minutes. Weather is turning crappy so it will be back to the gym for cardio. I usually run at 7.5 mph or ride the bike at about 18mph on the 10 resistance. I'm still a fatty though, trying too hard to drink like Beans.

Did you miss the part about the pecans in his blizzard? Place is full of moran's I tell ya...

He had the confidence to go out there and get that blizzard.

It's the Ruskie's

Pat Summerall

He called the shit poop!!

As if we don't have enough of a problem drumming up traffic on this site...

Good managers would be asking why you paid 10x for a lower internet speed for so long...

I can't wait to see who says something quote worthy midday October 6, 2013!

ORLY?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/540b145e5d/the-h-is-o-a-short-by-adam-mckay-from-adam-ghost-panther-mckay-will-ferrell-jimmy-fallon-and-ben-stiller