Quacktastic

Why not? Gave her the Mexico (finishing on the stomach), 16 days is a good guess, I would hope 10. 15-20%

I might be headed to Blue Springs, MO in a couple weeks. Any suggestions from my friends from that area? Random: I plan on drinking 10 bud lights and having Chinese for dinner tonight. I'm 8 days away from finding out if I have a chance at a major promotion. The last time I got some was yesterday morning (which was the first time in a couple weeks) and now I'm shut out for lady reasons.

Napa or Essay. And **** the rich sickie who is torturing the one who doesn't get picked by only letting her bang one guy. Edit: I vote Napa. I also assume I will not be watching the festivities. If I was, I would pick one of the random females that has come and gone over the years.

I thought the power rankings were going to be based on thread input, not life achievements. I don't think my ranking will change much either way. As long as I stay above the BJ hating racist I'm good.

A while back I remember a video of a guy trying to eat all of the value meals at McDonalds. I think he ate 7 or 8 of them before he lost it. I also believe I could put away 40 McNuggets, but have no desire to try.

I'm guessing your manager is too busy watching porn or golfing to realize you were offline for an hour...

Is that what you plan on doing this weekend?

I have to know, who is he following (I'm assuming he can't follow himself)? Just looked, its Kim Kardashian.

#ietweets

Is your assist a basketball assist, baseball assist, hockey assist, soccer assist, or just a cyst?

Bump.

It looks like an intentional walk...

What do you drive, a Prius? I live 21 miles from home and it costs me $8/day in gas.

Sneak attack. There is also a shot from the back. We were right in front of the dishwasher...

Had some sporting equipment stolen out of my car Sunday night. Turns out 3 guys broke into about 12 cars, stole one of them and then crashed it. I called the used sporting goods place to let them know about my stuff and half an hour later the guy brought it in to sell it and got arrested. Took a half day yesterday to get good and day drunk. The hot bartender kept thinking I was going to fall over because I was going beer for beer with my co-worker who is a big guy. So there is beer and sports.... From the bar yesterday:

Maybe he was talking about the WNBA??

Category: Good Answer!

I'll admit I was thrown off by the Pelicans being in the article I was reading. Was the NBA draft when their name "officially" changed?

bom chicka wah wahhhhhhhhhh

Confidence: InternetExplorer approved.

If it works like the rest of the world, gay marriage = less gay sex, so I wouldn't count on dabut.

I think you are overestimating how often they have sex. Or how often they do laundry.

I think you are confusing him with NickCave...

Sell the $70 gift card to someone for $60 outside the store and go buy booze.

Dear Mr. The Mover I will be in San Diego July 19th. We will likely stay in the Gaslamp Quarter and just want to see some "quick" sites around town, meaning no trip to the zoo or sea world.