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    o.f. in heads up

    in General Poker Forum

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    ok it's happened like 5 times to me in the past couple weeks. I'm playing in NLHE heads up matches, i raise preflop, and then i get openfarrelled after the flop comes. is this some sort of new great heads up strategy that i don't know of yet?
    Yea OF actually works even better when you play heads up.It makes your opponent think that you ONLY PLAY REAL HANDS@!!!!!!If you dont make a pair or anything, you just fold oiutta turn.If you don't OF your opponent is like shit shit FIRE MISSILES>!!!!!WTF MATE???????/ I AM LE TIRED FIRE ZE CIGGERETTES. CANADA IS LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON EH? KANGAROOS ETC GIMMIE SOME MORE ****ING CRACK.So yea if you use OF you will win all h/u matches. Just OF first few hands and then when the blinds get high, purchase all of the pots.

    home game blind all-in preflop against qq

    in Tournament Play

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    I was there, funny ending to this story.Lance starts licking his lips and just as he closes his mouth Jasper lays a big fat wet kiss on hiss mouth. The place goes crazy everyone in the apartment complex knows, cell phones blowing up the whole bit. Meanwhile Lance gets and erection and Jasper calls with KJ and doubles up.

    funniest blog ever

    in General Poker Forum

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    Worst beat because it was for the biggest pot I've ever played for. Look, if you don't like my blog, I don't give a F *** . My blog isn't for you, it's for me. It's for my anger issues. I'll keep playing and you all can keep laughing until one day I'm sitting right besides your F***in ass and taking your money.
    you couldnt take money from a tip jar, guy. now stop being hostile ive already told you before. there is no need to tell people they should flip burgers. i used to make pizzas for a living but now im stacking newbys every minute and taking in bank.fix your attitude and mabey then you can learn about poker. until then feel free to sit next to me and get the poker zealot stack attack, CHYEA SON!!! im sorry that was mean of me to say i take that back. but im not gonna delete it for the sake of record keeping
    34 posts. Wow I'm impressed. You must be a colossal F*CK . Stacking people and taking in bank ? Yeah, you must be. Nice. Then go take in some more bank. Judging from how you write, you sound like a 20 year old dumb ass that my blog specifically addresses. That's probably why you were offended. Go drink some beer with your buddies from Political Science 201 . Maybe after class on Tuesday, you and your bros can get some Nachos at the Lunch Hall in the Student Union.
    Please don't attack someone for having 34 posts thats just dumb.btw my penis must be huge, I have like 400posts.

    is matusow one of the best nl players out there ?

    in General Poker Forum

    Posted

    No, I think he's over aggressive and bluffs entirely too much.If he plays anyone with any balls, he will get broken off.He has the potential to be great, but he makes too many retarded bluffs. I think his game when he's not bluffing is real good, but he strays away from it too much.
    agree
    lol...do u guys think maatusow wouldve made the final table playing like that throughout the main event...i have a feeling he gets more agressive then usual when the cmeras are rolling.
    Probably but no use speculating, none of us have a clue.

    is matusow one of the best nl players out there ?

    in General Poker Forum

    Posted

    I gotta say I love the texture of this thread....-Mike matusow #1random ppl: Oh yes hes greatrandom ppl: Hes good but not bestDaniel: Mikes donkeyrandom ppl: DANIELS RIGHTrandom ppl: DANIELS JUSS KIDDINrandom ppl: BULLSHIT MIKES GREAT DANIELS DONKdaniel: Mikes donk I own him 365 timesrandom ppl: SEErandom ppl: TOLD YA SOrandom ppl: DANIELS STILL JOKINGrandom ppl: etc.This was the most entertaining thing ive read all week, ty everyone.

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