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:roll: I agree! It definitely could be collusion, but there's just not enough evidence here. You did the right thing by alerting PokerStars because they will watch these two.
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beat a field of 727 out of 745 on pstars= $0
digitalmonkey replied to No_Limit_Pro's topic in General Poker Forum
I played a freeroll on UB this weekend. We started with 2500 people and I ended up finishing in 13th place when pocket 7s held up against my AKs. I got a whopping 3 bonus dollars, but the experience was worth much more. -
I know there are at least a thousand on-line poker sites to choose from but I have some ideas for a site that would be one of the best. Some of the sites have incorporated excellent ideas, but I have a few excellent ideas that are not currently being used. Now I know I am opening myself up to be bombarded with the usual insults, but that's okay because if I can find a couple of individuals who are able to help put my ideas to work, we could actually make money. I am very serious.You can PM me if you wish!
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I can't believe your bad luck. I have never heard of something like this before. You should contact PokerStars and ask if your tournament buy-in can be refunded. This is totally unbelievable. If I ever see this sort of thing happen again (which I highly doubt) I'm going to call it a Schmeez in honour of you!
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poker etiquette - opponents hole cards
digitalmonkey replied to princeof56k's topic in General Poker Forum
Collusion and taking advantage of someone's weakness is not even close to being comparable. If this person doesn't have the knowledge that he should be protecting his hand then he shouldn't be playing. I'm not saying you should go out of your way to catch a peek, but if he's presenting an easy look; take advantage.I mean:"Excuse me buddy, but I can't help but notice that everytime you have a good hand you touch your nose. I'm just letting you know cause it's giving me an unfair advantage and thought you might like to know." LOL - yeah right! -
Take a listen to "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" by the 'horrible' Beatles.Guess who's playing guitar on that record? Mr. Clapton. But I'm sure you already knew that.then it's a clapton song :-)LMAO! Are you on the debating team?And, by the way....you keep claiming I am insecure; are you taking introductory Psych? I think you are projecting and, in fact, YOU are insecure. LOL!
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It's "you're"! LOL
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need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
The first man is the master of priceless gems;The second man is the master of love;The third man is the master of shovels;The fourth man is the master of big sticks;Who are they? -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
This one is giving me a headache.Please transfer $1,000,000 in play money to my account and you wil....no seriously...If you forward this to 100 of your friends the answer will appea...stop it already...It is a sliver!Thank you, thank you...I'm here all week! -
Michael Bolton won a few Grammys too! :wink:You must be very insecure...or I'm missing the joke.My point (sorry I thought it was obvious) is that winning battle of the bands doesn't mean you're good.But then again...12th in all of Houston? LOL!
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For the next few years, under a variety of names (The Noble Five, The Wildcats, The One Percent, among others), the new band played teen dens, church socials, and local juke joints. Influenced by the British bands - the Beatles, the Stones, the Yardbirds - the boys grew their hair long, which in those days meant barely brow-or ear-length. It was still long enough to get them in trouble at school. To comply with the dress code, they would slick it back with vaseline for class, and comb it out after school. But they had to shower after gym, and their coach, Leonard Skinner, often caught them lit
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Michael Bolton won a few Grammys too! :wink:
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Happiness is a Warm GunWhile My Guitar Gently WeepsCome TogetherI Am The Walrus.....bubble gum music? LOL! Amuse me more..please!Lynnyrd Skynnryd (sp?...who cares?)...Yeah they were great. They have way more than two songs. There's Sweet Home Alabama, Freebird, and.....oh......
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need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
I went around the corner and I got it. I tried to get it but I couldn't. So I left it there and brought it home.Do you know what it is? -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever."-Carl SaganAccording to one study, a toilet has 49 germs per square inch. A desktop has 20,961. "Meep Meep!"-RoadrunnerI am sofa king we Todd did!For a good time call [insert boss' name at number].For a really good time call at 3 in the morning.In the opening credits of The Simpsons when Maggie is scanned at a grocery store, she costs $847.63.Frogs have no ribs....so we eat their legs.Uranus spins on its side. HeheQ: What singular English word becomes plural when you add an "s", but singular again when you add another "s" -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
Hotcakes No Longer Selling WellFilm at 11 -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
...said the mole sisters. -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
Hahabhab...habhabhab...habyouseenmybaseball? -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
How about:"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. " Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) in Say Anything! -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
lol...I actually quoted a couple of the limericks from that thread...For crediting purposes....if you used any of mine....please use any of the following;digitalmonkeyd. monkeyD. McCarthyThank you! -
here's a picture to add to the gallery!
digitalmonkey replied to Tritz's topic in General Poker Forum
Looks can be deceiving!* *cliche #132 from The Big Book of Cliches. -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
"42% of all statistics are made up."-Steven Wright -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
First things first...You can start off by encouraging everyone to greet each other with "pogue mahone." It's a Gaelic phrase that means...ah...."have a good day." LMAOshhhh....quiet rkard -
need help from anyone who is funny or clever.
digitalmonkey replied to KidKanuck's topic in General Poker Forum
What type of business?Any specific theme?I have a funny and clever "friend" who may be able to help! -
What would you do in this situation huh?
digitalmonkey replied to kevin562's topic in General Poker Forum
Easy call in my opinion. Is folding the nuts and a nut flush draw ever good?At the very least, you could've pulled out your big red card and then Daniel and Jennifer would have come out, laughed at you, and told you to call.