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digitalmonkey

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  1. I think these online poker rooms that give away packages that include buy-ins and travel money should include a little extra so the winner has tip money...lol!1st prize$5000 buy-in for Aruba$1200 for travel$3000 for tips
  2. That was kinda funny.....four months ago!I enjoyed it. Not all of us spend as many hours in our Parents Basement as Digitalmonkey looking on the internet. Lay off SpunkmasterSorry, my parents live 1500 km away and they don't have a basement. I think you may be projecting. "Spunkmaster"? Careful your mommy is listening at the top of the stairs. She''ll take away your Star Trek DVD Collection and your Pokemon cards if she hears you saying that. LOL!(_o_).....pooooof
  3. A lot of things that are said and or suspected are not necessarily true.4 words....weaponsofmassdestruction
  4. IMHO = I met Harry once....as in.... Q: Do you think most poker players are nice?A: IMHO....very nice!
  5. I think tipping in these cases is a bunch of bull. The employees should be getting bonuses from the casinoe that are raking in millions and getting publicity from these tournaments. This is not Alice working her ass off at the diner for minimum wage so her kids don't have to eat cat food again. Gimme a friggin' break; everyone wants a freebie. Do you tip the greeter at Walmart?
  6. Gabe KaplanToby MaguireBen Affleckin the celebrity wing! LOL!Seriously though....how about Jennifer Harman?
  7. My money is on Daniel. I don't think this would even be close. I have probably not seen enough of Phil to accurately judge his game, but from what I have seen, I wouldn't put him in the top 10 players. I assume he is good from what others say, but I just haven't seen much of it lately.
  8. Some people don't understand the importance of kickers. In my opinion, your all-in call was questionable. I would have figured him for an overpair with the thought of a straight in the back of my mind. In hindsight though, you did get your chips in with the best hand.My advice is to take notes and bust him next time.
  9. With a blunt intrument!But seriously...a baseball bat is good.Okay, okay....wait until you have a strong hand and call. He got lucky against the both of you. He will lose more of those than he wins.
  10. You are very welcome, enjoy your.....er....wall.
  11. Pathetic post. Your imaginary girlfriend think you are funny?Wow, an interesting entrance into fullcontactpoker! Welcome bastard!
  12. Oh yeah.......and it could've been called Holy Goat!...sorta like a play on Holy Cow which some people say sometimes but they only say that cause they've never heard of Holy Goat cause the business never got off the ground cause Mother Theresa never stole a goat.
  13. :roll: I made that up. She never stole a goat. But she could have and she still could have opened a goat business and....what were we talking about.
  14. The percentages that you are listing "for the flop" are actually the percentages "for the flop and turn combined"...go here for correct percentagesPrint it off, bring it to the washroom with you, sleep with it, memorize it....
  15. Congratulations...a fine first live game experience! Was Dutch playing? How did he do?
  16. "goober"....BAAAHhhhhhaahahaaaaahahthat's some funny sheet!
  17. LOL! This does not mean you cannot purchase one. Legally, you are not allowed to use it publicly or privately for poker. It is the poker aspect that is illegal...not the table. You could legally use it as a dining table. If you are going to use it for poker, it doesn't matter if you purchased it or made it, you would still be breaking the law.What if you make the table but give it to your buddy who turns around and sells it to you for $100 and you charge him a one time fee of $100 for lifetime use of the table?
  18. How do you deal with a straight jacket on?
  19. Yeah, well I can't believe they're showing all this poker and fishing yet not one televised NHL hockey game......... :cry:
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