RodReynolds

OH SNAPAnother Beyonce vs ~Beyonce . These are always fun.

And a hilarious premise for a sitcom. "I believe in God" "I do not!" "Oh no, our views are very different!" *laugh track*Wait, I don't post here. Carry on.

you're a faggot

You must not have been around the forum in Nov 2007 (from the 19th to 30th, inclusive).Best month of my life. I'm no JJJ, but I think this is a ground-rule double.

I just really like rose.

Guys you're ruining my thread

Probably what bother me most is when I leave my apartment to go get the mail, but I don't shut the door completely, and in walks a homeless man. And when you get back to your place, you find him all curled up in your bed, just lying there as peaceful as can be, and so you curl up with him, listening to his heart beat, gazing up his peaceful face not worried about a thing. Dream away my homeless friend, and when you wake up you're in for the most tender hug your rugged body can handle. But then he wakes up and he acts like you're doing something wrong, and so he squirms, and even as you sing

LOL YO HELP

ground floor****

Update: We're up to 5 GB

SAL PARADISE I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR NAME AND IF YOU WOULD MAKE YOUR JOKES EASIER TO UNDERSTAND FOR PEOPLE WITH IQs LESS THAN 70 THEN I THINK THE TWO OF US COULD GET ALONG FAMOUSLY.

I went to sleep only smiling about it, because I thought it was just a nonsensical fyp. Then I woke up, thought about it, and began to laugh. I was going to do a fyp of your fyp to prove I got it, but then you had to go and ruin it by pointing out the joke. You ass. That's it, to the drama free thread Sal, we have to HASH THIS OUT.

CONTINENTAL DRIFT :club:

That's it. Time for a drift race.

Mostly we just tell stories written from the point of view of the Loch Ness Monster. Example:He had, for the majority of his first 900 years of life, lived in a lake. From what he could ascertain from the evidence that surrounded him, he had just sort of appeared out of nowhere. Or, and this thought he just couldn't shake, he had appeared out of nowhere just an instant ago, with a head full of memories, and a swagger to his gait. Of course that last part was a metaphor, and when he thought about it, it confused him greatly how he could come up with a metaphor involving a term he had no kno

Carlsbad? More like Carlsgood.

lol

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

QFT

fyp

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I disagree very strongly. In fact, I am so angry right now, my emotional status could be described as "taking on the properties of vitriolic rage". Thus, the following shall happen. I am going to travel in my automobile to your real life location, and tell you TO YOUR FACE how angry I am. I might even suggest we settle our battle using a form of hand-to-hand combat we can both agree upon. When we're done, we'll report back to the forum about the events that took place, and if things go as anticipated, these events will be almost unbelievable, but not quite.LOL. I totally JUST leveled eve