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lil? bow wow??first thing...he dropped the lil'second thing...you auto assume a black person was saying it...royal a RACIST?yesum mastah...

yea suh mista

i bluffed 500 with nuttin and gotz called with second pair...what it happen to ya'll??

you didnt see the video clips?sounds just like him...

my other post is not a lie...i can give you details...i play everyday..well almost everyday so i do have alot of true stories....and no i didnt munch on butt..i dont go for out holes

one time i met david williams outside the bellagio poker room...i was wondering why his breath smelled like shitt...now i know...

if any of you wants to try this in the future of hooking up with a girl while playing poker i have a few suggestions..1. be nice and friendly and try to make her laugh....2. if she doesnt sit next to you.. try and grab a seat next to her when it opens up.3. dont ask direct questions..."do you have a boyfriend".."you married" **** like that...just general questions that you might get the same answer too..."what you in town for"..."enjoying your vacation?"..4. try and play alot of pots with her....even if you have nothing...5. shower before you play...6. brush your nasty teeth..if you have been

why you all hating.....you guys all wanted to try and say something to a girl at a table but never had enough balls to do it.....i happened to try and it worked....dinner and drinks cost 300.....if i wanted to just to get laid...hookers cost less...but it was worth it...whats harder to do in vegas?lose all your money gambling or getting laid in vegas?i say lossing all your money....

so i was playing at a large casino, playing 1/2 nl..having fun and built a nice stack..started with 200 and now have 1k in front of me....and this girl sits next to me and she brings in 200...she seemed like she knew how to play but it was like she learned watching tv... so we get to chatting and having fun and i cant say she was hot but she wasnt that bad...looked even better after a few drinks...one of those "ill do her" girls.she has a decent pair(you know).ok face..petite..after a couple hours playing together she doubles her stack and has about 400 in fromt of her....its about 10pm and

downloading at 550 kb a second...wow....416 megs in 15 minutes..thanks Etaipoland

ill pick gambling and poker and go get the 2nd hottest girl...

there was table talk about poker terms and why a bunch of guys you started terming poker use so many gay terms...main one is......i sucked out on him or he sucked out on me...i showed him my nutshe took chips off the table..he went southhe has a back door texas hold'em ... sounds like texas hold himi know there are others....

thats why i raised it 300 to go....

Im playing at one of the major casinos on the strip and this hand comes up.....i've already put my chips in 2 racks and kinda made it my last hand....we are playing 2-5nl i have about 1k in front of me...i get dealt 88 and UTG raises to 40 and there is one caller then i call and the button calls...4 see the flop...flop comes 10 8 6 rainbow.......the original bettor bets out 60(he likes to string bet and i played with him before) the next guy raises to 120...so there is 340 or so in the pot.....this is where im thinking maybe to just smooth call...but i thinking..i have the button to worry abou

PLATLINE.....sometimes i go into bookstores and buy a couple of poker books..i always look for a book that has great stories about vegas gambling(not just poker) bur never could find a good one that is interesting to buy...you should write a book..it definatly would be a great read..100,000 a hand?!!? a not knowing japanese KKK??what did you expext from rodman and a bunch of stippers...lol?hope you give us more stories.....keep em comming

dealing for 15 years...wow....you must have some great stories...what is your greatest? funniest? wierdest? bellagio? you deal the big game?

when i signed up i thought it would be a good thing to fall back on and a learning expierence...after a few months of playing and then going to the school maybe once a week..i realised at this point i dont want to go..if i feel later when my bankroll is depleted enough where i dont feel comfortable playing the stakes i play..OFCOURSE i would finish the school...work my way up and play in lower stakes to build a bankroll...BUT at this time of my life..i have a deap enough bankroll and shiitteee..im making a decent amount playing and consistantly amonth...dealing is not hard..once you do it over

i will eventually finish the school.....they said the money i paid doesnt have a expire date on it so i will finish it....i also learned having connections to dealers and poker room managers are even better..so while i play i will try to get to know the dealers and the managers and more importantly they get to know me better so when i do go for a audition..they will look more favorably to me...connections are gold.....hope i can keep up my ave monthly totals...as lof right now my career is playing not dealing..and it has been a great hassle to get to this point of finally winning on a monthly

i quit dealing school after going 5 times.....it cost about 400$ dollars to be trained as a poker dealer and if you want to add another game like blackjack or another table game, it cost 100 more a game...craps is another animal... its not that dealing school is hard(its harder then i thought), you can get a certificate in about a month if you go everyday for atleast a few hours... the school itself does not guarantee a job after completion...they tell you that upfront..they say they have casinos call them to see if they have dealers that are ready but again no guarantee... the hardest thin

why#1- its 3/6.. why#2- calling stations..you gotta love'em

kirby puckett dies at the age of 45....godspeed

Stupak is a con with money....he once owned the Stastophere casino...heres a link that shows you what kind of a person he his....or what kind of low life he was http://www.bigempire.com/vegas/bobstupak.html

was playing live 2/5 nlserver for drinks comes around and one dude accidently takes a drink that was supposed to be for the guy next to him....he saids...sorry but since it was your drink you can tip her...and he was serious

blame me for the typos..but dont blame me for the grammer or how its written... i checked the original...only the typos man

i forgot to mention i typed the article myself...it wasnt a link..i can type pretty fast and didnt proof read my typos...just wanted some of you Matusow fans to get a good read..this article wont be out for a month in cardplayer.com.