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wet nurses.classic.

for nikki:front buttthere, that should make you feel better.

i love to cook as well. try a flank steak and those sides. perfect for a guy.

yeah, run the windows update. that will let you know what you have and what you need. you should have a shortcut for it either in the start menu or in explorer.

business trip. he'll be back tonight.

garlic mashed potatoes and string beans.maybe a couple cresent rolls.A-1? Lugers?

stanley kubrick is my favorite director.2001 is my favorite movie.i eyes wide shut.full metal jacket is off the hook.clockwork orange.

have you installed service pack 2?

I have McAfee.So... delete temporary internet files, then make McAfee run the cool scanning the folders animation.Then, disconnect the ethernet cord-thing to my cable modem (that's my connection) and run defrag?And then play halo for a few hours, because that's what it'll take.Right?pretty much but it'll only take like 15 minutes on average.

start | accessories | systems tool | disk defragmenteryou have to quit all running programs, turn off your screen saver, and you may have to disable your anti virus and firewall software.its a good idea to sever your computers connection to the internet when you do this. either turn off your modem (yuck), unplug your network cable (eh), or disable your wireless card (yay!).i'm such a geek.

even before the defragmenter...delete your temporary internet files and run an anti-spyware program like Adware.get some graham crackers, chocolate and marshmellow and make smores.

Is that why my computer hates me?I never turn it off.Sometimes it turns itself off when I leave it alone for a few days at a time at my apartment.don't do that.and run the defragmenter for gods sake.

fryer, if you're running a windows os and you don't shut down at least once every couple days, you're just asking for blue screen of death.you're computer already hates you for running windows on it so why piss it off more by not letting it sleep?

understood. you didn't offend me.i actually prefer the cover that Dave Matthews did a while back of Cortez the Killer. i'm pretty sure it was at his Live from Central Park show. just outstanding.but i'm glad you like the lyrics at least because they are stellar.

I wouldn't mind that one.excuse me while i puke.whats wrong with stud hi/lo?is that a joke?

Fucking good lyrics.neil youngcortez the killer

i love 2-7. i've been playing the better of 8 months now on UB. you should sign up and we can play some.its a great, great game.

I wouldn't mind that one.excuse me while i puke.

He came dancing across the waterWith his galleons and gunsLooking for the new worldAnd a palace in the sun.On the shore lay MontezumaWith his coca leaves and pearlsIn his halls he often wanderedWith the secrets of the world.And his subjects gathered 'round himLike the leaves around a treeIn their clothes of many colorsFor the angry gods to see.And the women all were beautifulAnd the men stood straight and strongThey offered life in sacrificeSo that others could go on.Hate was just a legendAnd war was never knownThe people worked togetherAnd they lifted many stonesAnd they carried them to the f

FIF!

windows programming tip of the day:Shortcut to Shutdownanyone else think its stupid to have to click on the start button in windows to restart, log on/off, or shut down?well, so do i. here is a way to create a desktop icon to shutdown your computer.right click on the desktop and choose New | Shortcutbrowse to the file c:windowssystem32shutdown.execlick Next, name the shortcut, and then click Finish.wait, you're not done.right click on the shortcut and choose Properties. in the Target box, add the command line -1 to log off, -s to shut down, or -r to reboot.you can also add the command

or, he has to play 20 hours of stud hi/lo.

how about a summary of every dumb thread on the first page of general?

he can't hire anyone. he's broke.side note: come over.

this is just classic.MotherTell your children not to walk my wayTell your children not to hear my wordsWhat they meanWhat they sayMotherMotherCan you keep them in the dark for lifeCan you hide them from the waiting worldOh motherFatherGonna take your daughter out tonightGonna show her my worldOh fatherNot about to see your lightBut if you wanna find hell with meI can show you what it's likeTill you're bleedingNot about to see your lightAnd if you wanna find hell with meI can show you what it's like.MOTHER!