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I suppose, although that statute would have to be very situation dependent. Like, until both parties are sure that the other is completely over them. Yeah, that came out weird. It's the only night I don't have any plans with friends. Met my cousin last night, meeting my college friends and the girlfriend's college friends the next few nights. Wait, I forget, what was your take on the situation? Women are all the worst? I assume that was your take. It's a sentiment that's hard to refute. This was funny.

I can't decide on this one. I have zero feelings for my long term ex, but I guess I'd find it a bit unsettling if she told me that story. But that might be because we only email a few times a year about big life stuff. All she knows about my relationship is that it exists and the girl is relatively young. I have no idea about anyone she's dated since we broke up. At least it's something to think about. I'm in NYC by myself for job interviews, and tonight I'm not meeting friends for dinner/beers. Thinking I'll go get a drink and order a pizza to go from the place down the street. I'm

I'm guessing she's mad because you two are supposed to be friends and it bothers her that after multiple years of being broken up you still have that residual stuff happening. Although, I do see your point...there really is kind of an unspoken rule between most exes (exs...ex's?) about not discussing certain things. But it's not like she even did anything wrong by any reasonable standard, so really it's sort of unhealthy for you to have a visceral reaction to the news that some guy tried to sleep with her. You're both right and both wrong. I'm assuming she's more wrong because I don't t

I'm just having a hetero day, I guess.

I guess my point is that friendships are supposed to make both people feel good. If this friendship causes you pain, discomfort, anxiety, or whatever else, life's too short for that, get out while you can. If this is just one issue and the relationship is 99% positive, then that's a different story. Edit: Now I'm uncomfortable. Whiskers, we may need to end our friendship.

I'm with Whiskers here. If you're really friends, you shouldn't care about those kinds of stories. If you want to be more than friends, knowing that she doesn't, it's really your problem. I mean, also she's a bitch, but that's neither here nor there. You're just so goddamn logical, it makes me want to kiss you right on your pretty little mouth. Strat, I know you didn't ask for my opinion on the situation and you've been inside of her but not me (tease), but I think it's time you get out of this fake one-sided friendship. I guess I don't know the whole story thou

NOTHANKSIMBUSY And set up a webcam so we can all watch. Best excuse for not meeting up ever.

I can and I will appreciate that. But I think that things like team chemistry, etc., will always have a place in sports too, and that's hard to quantify, or at least hard to predict. See: Celtics without Rondo. The stats would say they'd completely fall to pieces without him. A lot of people around Boston who actually watch the games weren't all that surprised. I'm not sure if this example makes sense in this situation, but whatever. I'm not good at arguing things today.

I'm not sure that's Ron, and I'm also not sure that type of person needs to be looked down upon. It's possible to be a legitimate sports fan without feeling the need to mathematically break down...you know, everything. I know that enhances some people's enjoyment, but it's not for everyone.

That's a big "if", but I suppose it's worth the risk for someone desperate enough. I'm not sure I believe he's a guy you can in a championship with. Has he won one? I can't remember. I don't think so...maybe I'm wrong. If I'm not wrong, which I might be, his next contract lifespan will come with an even lower chance that a team could win with him as the centerpiece. He's not a big guy who can lose some speed and jumping ability but make up for it with cerebral play. He has very few moves and can't shoot worth shit. His defense and rebounding will always be solid, but not dominant

Ugh. Kids are the fucking rake. I have no idea why the Celtics, or anyone else, for that matter, would want Dwight right now. He's a mess both physically and mentally. A very expensive mess.

Oh goddammit. Really? Because that penis of his is the reason why he's saddled with a 3 year old to deal with.

That sucks, cats are usually really good at not getting infections. How is this possible? Also, are you doing anything good on this break? 28 days...I feel like you should road trip or something.

Better yet, flash a wad of 1s and add, "Or maybe you have?" Ok, "Better yet" was optimistic. Workin', bra. Workin'. Now that the diarrhea is all but over, I'm back to the real world. 1. Small farm with a handful of cows with pneumonia. They also showed signs of subcutaneous emphysema, which is indicative of BRSV. Most of them are going to die because the farmer didn't think $3 vaccines were necessary ("Well we never had this before!"), and he's going to lose a lot of money. 2. Pregnancy check of about 40 cows. Lots of rectal exams. 3. Castrated two 600 lb 8 month o

Very entertaining catchup today. Sad to be back at work and missing the fun. I sewed together a cow's vagina together today to keep it from falling out. That was fun in its own way, I guess.

I guess I'd need to hear more before passing judgement. I'm guessing the SW sauce has a mayo base too.

WE'RE NOT COMPLAINING! Just saying that it's not super out of order to call a girl skanky when she's dressed skankily. Chicken breast and pepperoni? Is that a thing? This was a funny progression.

Well, you make observations that if seriously considered could lead one towards a particular course of action. That's...sort of advice? Edit: Double OLDR.

I'm sorry, but are you speedz? Although that does happen to be my answer as well.

No I don't, and clearly you're not the best judge of that kind of thing, since it's exactly what you would have said back when she wanted to date you but you never asked. You may not be an athlete anymore, but you're a good dude with a solid job. Those things don't count for nothing. I mean, it's no honor roll, but still.

Well yes, that part can be hard. I disagree, they totally make you a winner. If you can improve to "passable" in the actual sex part, that's what puts you over the top to "I'd like to do that again, many times".

Maybe we need MDG to pop his head in with advice, which I assume would be, "Meet a heavy chick who likes you enough to take complete control of your destiny, sexual and other."

To be fair, it's the getting into position to be able to utilize the skills that's the hardest/most awkward part when you're out of practice.

It's not that hard. Watch lesbian porn (the classier stuff) and pay attention to what the girl your with seems to enjoy. Do more of that.

Hey look, we're agreeing on something. My biggest breakthrough...secksually...was realizing I shouldn't be offended by requests/guidance, and instead should welcome them. That's the spirit!