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    Coffee Talk

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    buck.jpgKopi Luwak is the world's most expensive coffee. Though for some, it falls under the category of "too good to be true." In the Sumatran village, where the beans are grown, lives a breed of wild tree cat. These cats eat the beans, digest them and then... defecate. The villagers then collect and process the stools. It is the combination of the beans and the gastric juices of the tree cat that give Kopi Luwac...... its unique flavor... and aroma.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    LoL from the FCP glossary thread.I proposed to my wife in Santa Cruz late and night on the Beach alone, and she had no idea.
    See, that's the way to do it. Ugh. I lost 4 solid minutes of Ryan Seacrest footage during the charade. My friend actually told me he wanted to leave so he didn't have to congratulate him. haha, I think he was serious, because he left without congratulating him.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Glass of Merlot at dinner, shot of Crown Royal at midnight, 1 bud-lite about an hour later. I had made Lasagna to take to some friends house and everyone raved. We played Catch Phrase and laughed our asses off at our friend Jan. I'm making sauerkraut tommorow since it's some kind of tradition around here. U Cinti in bowl game tommorow and hopefully some pokah for a change.Happy New Years all!
    old_school_2.jpgFill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!-Happy New Year! I was at a party, with a bunch of married couples, and here we are watching Dick Clark ramble through another broadcast, sounding more like Pat Summeral on a good day each second, when I look over and see a dude get down on a knee and propose to his girl friend of 6 years. Insert collective: "Awwwwwww" -all the women at this party"Oh shit, he's going to propose" -the one guy who had too many"Thanks for ruining my moment, Graham" -the Bride to be. Now, I sat there in shock. You couldn't have pulled her outside? I know it was cold out, but after 6 years of dating, your 'moment' is going to be in front of 5 other married couples, the recovering Oxy addict, and me? Really? That's all ya got after 6 years to get ready for it? Just don't know how people can do that in front of other people. All I could think of is 'Chasing Amy' when Affleck finds out JLA a lesbian and Brody goes "Now THAT, is a shared moment" They did have grat apps at the party though.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    While I'm giving Maggie what should be the most disappointing sexual experience of her life, BabyDaddy will be watching the kid. How do you like that, BabyDaddy? Round 1 goes to Shimmering Wang.
    So, assuming she actually finished post-salamander story, it wasn't too big then, was it? If it was too big the first time, it obviously didn't get any smaller. I don't know why I'm writing of another mans "magoo" that isn't named 'Mandingo' just something that came up. Advice for the hotel, bring champagne. Wait, are you still not drinking?

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Jubi, you have another pair for the Santa stuff to add....
    Insert Strat: "...absolutely not allowed, or recognized, until he sends the $20 to whoever he owes, even though he asked who to send it to and got no PM, he still didn't send it"I would absolutely do the SS, even though writing "SS" makes me think of Nazi's. Would it be too cliche to ask for LG? Yeah, I thought so too. Hai, everyone.(Stick it is on USA for anyone who likes hard bodied women...er girls)

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I hear great things about Austin.
    Hahaha...haha...ha...h.... Could be a lot of fun, as long as you don't get a .45 sig put to your head. If you do make it out to Austin, check out SoCo. (south congress st.) good times

    I Called In Sick Today

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    nah I think Mister B is saying that Speedz likes roommate's girl and secretly hates how roommate treats her and deep down wants to take her for hisself.I think Speedz is just defending her because dumbass with low self-worth is too harsh a way to describe her in his eyes.
    True
    ...going to an Army reunion and not porking another man's wife.Hmm...maybe I should start getting offended. I've always wanted to be a conundrum.Pretty much, yeah. Mister B has never met a woman (single, dating, married, underage, etc) with whom he didn't want to play Hide The Pickle, so it's hard for him to understand where I'm coming from. It's good to have you back, MattyDuece.
    Untrue. I have 2 sisters and a mother. But seriously, you were just a little quick to defend her "self-worth". Then you said you liked her, then made fun of my inability to hold a trans-sexual friendship which is unequivocally false. I missed you too, mattyonetime.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Interestingly enough, he might be the less strange of my roomates when it comes to women. The other one has been with the same girl for about two and a half years...he has yet to tell her he loves her, hasn't ever pleased her orally, claims that she is always on top the entire time they're making el sexo, and even though he is now living 3,000 miles away from her refuses to even entertain the idea of moving to her city or having her move to his.
    "What's love got to do, got to do with it..."

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I'm big on the Nutty Irishman, both the one in Bay Shore and the one in Farmingdale. That's the default location usually. Luckily there are bars in walking distance from where I'm staying right now in Babylon, so I have my choice of the Post Office Cafe, Lilly Flanigan's, and Mary Carroll's. Then of course there's TJ Finlay's, The Playhouse, The Library Cafe, etc...I have a problem.
    Definitely not a problem!!! Might as well have fun before you settle down and before you know it are ordering house salads and you have a lemon wedge in your water because that's how your soon to be wife wants it. Farmingdale, huh? Isn't that where Bethpage is?? My boys and I are trying to get out there this summer
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