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  1. *** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to MattyButts [Kd Ad]PlatinumGrad: folds fenwaydog79: folds 42style: folds Bodenhimer: raises 3360 to 3610 and is all-inwildeyes100: folds JazzyJT92: folds Can Heat: folds MattyButts: raises 3360 to 6970shacko: folds Uncalled bet (3360) returned to MattyButts*** FLOP *** [7d Js 3c]*** TURN *** [7d Js 3c] [3d]*** RIVER *** [7d Js 3c 3d] [8d]*** SHOW DOWN ***MattyButts: shows [Kd Ad] (a flush, Ace high)Bodenhimer: shows [Td Ah] (a pair of Threes)MattyButts collected 7695 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 7695 | Rake 0 Board [7d Js 3c 3d 8d]Seat 1: Bodenhimer showed [Td Ah] and lost with a pair of ThreesSeat 2: wildeyes100 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: JazzyJT92 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: Can Heat (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: MattyButts (small blind) showed [Kd Ad] and won (7695) with a flush, Ace highSeat 6: shacko (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: PlatinumGrad folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: fenwaydog79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: 42style folded before Flop (didn't bet)+14k

  2. PokerStars Game #40486083465: Tournament #248009022, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2010/02/28 21:43:08 ETTable '248009022 9' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: StanRox (7015 in chips) Seat 2: savior chips (1065 in chips) Seat 3: MattyButts (5390 in chips) Seat 4: maroochykim (2120 in chips) Seat 5: Can Heat (3049 in chips) Seat 6: checken2 (6059 in chips) Seat 7: amoo (1420 in chips) Seat 8: matty95 (4933 in chips) Seat 9: Castigliano0 (5174 in chips) savior chips: posts small blind 75MattyButts: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to MattyButts [6d 3s]maroochykim: calls 150Can Heat: calls 150checken2: calls 150amoo: folds matty95: folds Castigliano0: folds StanRox: calls 150savior chips: calls 75MattyButts: checks *** FLOP *** [8d 7s 4c]savior chips: checks MattyButts: checks maroochykim: checks Can Heat: checks checken2: checks StanRox: checks *** TURN *** [8d 7s 4c] [3c]savior chips: checks MattyButts: checks maroochykim: checks Can Heat: checks checken2: checks StanRox: bets 150savior chips: folds MattyButts: calls 150maroochykim: folds Can Heat: calls 150checken2: folds *** RIVER *** [8d 7s 4c 3c] [2h]MattyButts: checks Can Heat: checks StanRox: bets 150MattyButts: calls 150Can Heat: folds *** SHOW DOWN ***StanRox: shows [Ad 2d] (a pair of Deuces)MattyButts: shows [6d 3s] (a pair of Threes)MattyButts collected 1650 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1650 | Rake 0 Board [8d 7s 4c 3c 2h]Seat 1: StanRox (button) showed [Ad 2d] and lost with a pair of DeucesSeat 2: savior chips (small blind) folded on the TurnSeat 3: MattyButts (big blind) showed [6d 3s] and won (1650) with a pair of ThreesSeat 4: maroochykim folded on the TurnSeat 5: Can Heat folded on the RiverSeat 6: checken2 folded on the TurnSeat 7: amoo folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: matty95 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Castigliano0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)These are the hands I have no idea what to do with...

  3. Meh, this one played itself too PokerStars Game #40484180761: Tournament #248009022, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/02/28 20:48:12 ETTable '248009022 5' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: SHAUGHNES202 (1595 in chips) Seat 2: JMont75 (2905 in chips) Seat 3: lastsamurai (1445 in chips) Seat 4: dhack13 (2240 in chips) Seat 5: chitao10 (1205 in chips) Seat 6: IV Flusher (4905 in chips) Seat 7: goodtimes0 (1420 in chips) Seat 8: MattyButts (1645 in chips) IV Flusher: posts small blind 15goodtimes0: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to MattyButts [Jd 9d]MattyButts: calls 30SHAUGHNES202: folds JMont75: raises 60 to 90lastsamurai: calls 90dhack13: calls 90chitao10: calls 90IV Flusher: folds goodtimes0: calls 60MattyButts: calls 60*** FLOP *** [As 2d 2c]goodtimes0: checks MattyButts: checks JMont75: bets 90lastsamurai: folds dhack13: folds chitao10: folds goodtimes0: folds MattyButts: raises 240 to 330dbbasil is connected JMont75: calls 240*** TURN *** [As 2d 2c] [5s]MattyButts: bets 360JMont75: calls 360*** RIVER *** [As 2d 2c 5s] [Qc]MattyButts: bets 150JMont75: folds Uncalled bet (150) returned to MattyButtsMattyButts collected 1935 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1935 | Rake 0 Board [As 2d 2c 5s Qc]Seat 1: SHAUGHNES202 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: JMont75 folded on the RiverSeat 3: lastsamurai folded on the FlopSeat 4: dhack13 folded on the FlopSeat 5: chitao10 (button) folded on the FlopSeat 6: IV Flusher (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: goodtimes0 (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 8: MattyButts collected (1935)

  4. I lol'd RR.I always wanted to date a bleck girl. Never could pull it off. I think it's easier for a black guy to date a white girl, than for a white guy to date a black girl.
    The whole once you go black, we don't want you back comes to mind. I don't think I could do it, date a black girl, there's just... I can honestly say I've never been attracted to a black woman. I'm not talking about the creamer who was in X-Men, I mean a real black woman... like Wanda Sykes.
  5. Emailed you back...please disagree wherever...some of that stuff is just personal preference. Also, I don't know exactly what tone you should be going for. Whenever I think speeches, I just think, "What would Sam Seaborn do?"
    Sam: I'm less visually observant than others but I make up for it.Emily: How?Sam: With cunning and guile.(I was looking for, without luck, the quote where he says something along the lines of "...just a little something I like to use, called cadence". But this works)
  6. Officer: (shines flashlight into car)Officer: (taps on window)Wang: "Good evening officer. What seems to be the problem?"Officer: "You're naked."Wang: "I am wearing boxers."Officer: (points to passenger seat) "She is naked."Wang: "She is holding her shirt over her chest."Officer: "You are both naked."Wang: "...yeah."Officer: (disgusted) "Just... get out of here. This is a family restaurant. What is wrong with you?"Wang: (clears throat) "I, uh, yes sir. Officer. Thank you officer sir." (rolls up window)Maggie: "Did you just call him 'Officer Sir?'"Wang: "Please put on some pants."
    About time. pffft. I got caught in a situation like this, he shined his flashlight in the car and said "Miss, do you want to be here?"She said yes... I didn't die from asphyxiation (much to LGs chagrin) and life went on. So, finally starting to go somewhere with Mags, huh? Every time I see you call her Mags, I think of "The Last Starfighter"s girlfriend. She was Mags, but didn't have a kid. She did, however, live in a trailer park. Your Mags +1 Hope you got to finish before the flashlight.
  7. Ugh, sometimes having a Chinese flatmate sucks. Just went to do my dishes and the kitchen reeks of fish, it smells like a fishmongers in there. Horrible stinky fish. I started retching within a few seconds and had to dash back into my bedroom. Can't wait to have my own house and not share a kitchen anymore.
    Easy fix, just have her use your: lgreywipes.jpg
  8. Well, it involved poker, but explanations? Not so much.
    Was the straight flush necessary? I can't wait until we see someone get it in with Aces and lose to 5/2o who makes 2 pair. Great show so far. I knew Al was going to try to commit suicide, but I never thought it would actually happen... "Not Today, but probably tomorrow"I hope Demitri stops being a bitch now.
  9. No, I think it's just typical. I was even going to make a comment about how I didn't want my photo to be "B-bombed" again, and of course that annoying asshole MisterB turns up and posts even though I didn't refer to him at all. It's just so god damned typical. Fuck.
    Sigh...I would never b-bomb you. I'm so over that, it was like, what? 2 years ago. It was the perfect opportunity to bounce back in with the picture. I really do own that belt...The sad thing, well, one of the sad things, was going through my old photobucket account. Ahhhh there were some really racial, prejudice, not ha ha funny but funny, pictures in there and I wonder what the hell I was thinking. I apologize lady grey for hating you because you hated me. I was rude and disrespectful to women, exploited them on an innocuous internet site, for my own enjoyment. I truly hope nothing like that ever happens to you, or your future family. -Love, Mis... MattyDuece
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