The Machine
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After The Fighter, The Master and American Hustle, I'm ready to jerk. I don't know if it will involve my knee, tho.
Plus: the Muppets. Next up: Her. Amy Adams is the tits.
Margin Call sucked and James Franco is a pimp.
This is half right. The Franco part. Margin Call was awesome. Shake knows.
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I, um, didn't mean to quote you for that. Just wanted to show that play that just happened.
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"THROW THAT FCKING PIGSKIN"
The refs ruled this wasn't a fumble because he was down by contact.
As you might guess, it was overturned on replay.
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Looked around Vine for the first time last night. Goodness there is a lot of people jerking off on there. And a lot of couples banging.
The internet, huh?
Whatever thing that exists on the internet also exists in naked form.
Instagram, Vine, Twitter...everything can be used for porn.
We truly live in a glorious age.
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I think it's a fun movie. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it, but I might let the channel sit on it for a few minutes.
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It was clear that I was about as far from serious as humanly possible with my Frau comment, right?
Crystal.
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Zumba.
Which of these movies have you seen?
12 Years a Slave, American Hustle, Inside Llewyn Davis, Her, The Wolf of Wall Street, Nebraska.
Which movie has the best shot at beating 12 Years for the Oscar?
I'll hang up and listen off air.
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When you see her manufacture a reason to be in a room with a bed in it.
Have you ever been in a room with a guy with a bed in it and not had sex? Is that like your kryptonite? Seems like a lot of your advice on bedding a girl centers on that key point.
I like how you turned Ronnie down without blatantly doing so.
Maybe she just doesn't want the rest of you to think it's a possibility.
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He can have my chair.
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I read it as having a bagel for your birthday breakfast is dreary in and of itself.
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Sorry.
I actually fired up a spreadsheet to make the joke and after entering the names (Napa, IE, Essay, Shake, and Ron, if anyone is wondering) decided that it wasn't worth the hassle.
There was a time when I would've made the effort, but it is not this day. This day we slack!
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You would if you knew how to search the database.
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no I think it's still on the charts
Can't divide by zero though.
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Napa drunkenly made out with another girl? Napa is king of drunk make-out sessions. His ratio of drunk make-out sessions to sober make-out sessions is off the charts.
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Five it up.
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Steph Curry is actually on my short list of favorite players to watch.
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But he'll probably try to tell you he's a Dave Ramsey guy.
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I see tilt as more of a Leykis guy.
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joejoe and JulieJay should hook up.
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Nick Young
I like that your league has a category for SWAG.
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just me and some boobs. took some shrewd maneuvering but i got it done.
Doubt you've ever uttered that sentence before.
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all that really matters anyways. i have chris paul and lebron too. so you can imagine what's going down.
You're in a league by yourself?
What Is The Last Movie You Saw?
in Entertainment: Television, Movies & Music
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Oh, you were giving the cliffs of BigD's post.
Franco is awesome in Springbreakers. I don't know what to think of the movie really, but I loved just about every second Franco was on screen. "Look at my shit; look at all my shit."