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The Machine

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  1. Oh, you were giving the cliffs of BigD's post. Franco is awesome in Springbreakers. I don't know what to think of the movie really, but I loved just about every second Franco was on screen. "Look at my shit; look at all my shit."
  2. Plus: the Muppets. Next up: Her. Amy Adams is the tits. This is half right. The Franco part. Margin Call was awesome. Shake knows.
  3. I, um, didn't mean to quote you for that. Just wanted to show that play that just happened.
  4. The refs ruled this wasn't a fumble because he was down by contact. As you might guess, it was overturned on replay.
  5. Whatever thing that exists on the internet also exists in naked form. Instagram, Vine, Twitter...everything can be used for porn. We truly live in a glorious age.
  6. I think it's a fun movie. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it, but I might let the channel sit on it for a few minutes.
  7. Which of these movies have you seen? 12 Years a Slave, American Hustle, Inside Llewyn Davis, Her, The Wolf of Wall Street, Nebraska. Which movie has the best shot at beating 12 Years for the Oscar? I'll hang up and listen off air.
  8. Have you ever been in a room with a guy with a bed in it and not had sex? Is that like your kryptonite? Seems like a lot of your advice on bedding a girl centers on that key point. Maybe she just doesn't want the rest of you to think it's a possibility.
  9. I read it as having a bagel for your birthday breakfast is dreary in and of itself.
  10. Sorry. I actually fired up a spreadsheet to make the joke and after entering the names (Napa, IE, Essay, Shake, and Ron, if anyone is wondering) decided that it wasn't worth the hassle. There was a time when I would've made the effort, but it is not this day. This day we slack!
  11. You would if you knew how to search the database.
  12. Napa drunkenly made out with another girl? Napa is king of drunk make-out sessions. His ratio of drunk make-out sessions to sober make-out sessions is off the charts.
  13. Steph Curry is actually on my short list of favorite players to watch.
  14. But he'll probably try to tell you he's a Dave Ramsey guy.
  15. I see tilt as more of a Leykis guy.
  16. joejoe and JulieJay should hook up.
  17. I like that your league has a category for SWAG.
  18. Doubt you've ever uttered that sentence before.
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