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*farting noise*

wu tang

phil hellmuth is a f a g.

omaha hi/lo is a fun game to play on tuesdays after 6 pm.

i stopped playing poker online because i cancelled my dial up internet and i dont have an internet connection.

ha ha

I was slow pplkaying

I was at the boat on sunday playing 1/2 nl, when i look down at aces on the first hand. Four limpers in front of me, so i decide to slow play on the button and limp as well. The big blind bumps it to $5 and eveyone calls, so i call too. The flop Comes 10, j k. UTG makes it 20 to go, and utg +1 jams for 100, I then go all in for 300 and the UTg calls with JK. How did i misplay this one? B&M is rigged.

So i was ready to play all weekend, and saturday morning I sat in front of my computer. First time on this new party poker software i buy in to 8 $30+1 stt. This sh it is rigged.

not only did you read it--you posted. its friday bitches

tens were good preflop, damn rigged crap

party poker is the coolest.

I was playing on party with the new software and got dealt pocket tens utg. I raised to 4x the big blind, when the button makes an all in raise. I immediately call because he cant have me beat. He did!!!! he shows jj, but i hit my ten on the flop. He sucked out by hitting a jack on the river. This censored is rigged. The best hand never wins. ha ha.

I was playing on party with the new software and got dealt pocket tens utg. I raised to 4x the big blind, when the button makes an all in raise. I immediately call because he cant have me beat. He did!!!! he shows jj, but i hit my ten on the flop. He sucked out by hitting a jack on the river. This censored is rigged. The best hand never wins. ha ha.

I was playing on the party poker new software, and i lost my whole roll on this censored. I think someone hacked into party poker and changed the software to steal all my money. One guy said he lost the same way. Good thing i dont play for real money.