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Yeah, I got a kick out of that. Starnow is one of those actor sites that people use to try and get on reality tv. It's a sad, sad community.

She came over last night for a couple hours, and we made out to the soothing sounds of MasterChef. (I download the torrents to write the recaps, so don't worry.) We were supposed to meet up tonight, but work got in the way. The plan is to spend the weekend together. Zoo with the kid on Saturday. She's cooking dinner on Sunday. Significant action will go down on Sunday night. I'm sure I'll at least get my suck dicked. Probably too late for me to climb any further in the Power Rankings, though.

Los Angeles as opposed to the regular The Angeles.

Where was Strat when this went down?

I would have, but it's in my contract to grind on her all night, and I don't want the union upset with me.

Actually, I think you could understand it pretty well. She drank too much to drive home, so she spent the night. But there was no vaginal penetration, because...well...we're saving that, I guess. Anyhow, she's awesome and the date went well. I'm venturing into Happy Shake territory.

She just left.

I do not. My house isn't really ready for visitors yet. I NEED MORE TIME TO PREPARE. But if she absolutely has to have it, I will give it.

Not too fancy, but not a bar either. I'm wearing what I'm wearing now: nice jeans, short-sleeve plaid button-up, blue sambas. Meeting her where she works, and we'll go to one of the many establishments in the area.

Going to dinner with that girl tonight. First official date in over a year. How much are you supposed to talk about yourself? A lot, right?

Met a new chick tonight. So hot. And into me, surprisingly enough with my long hair and all. Very Shake-level, since she has a kid, but that doesn't bother me since I'm old and girls be having kids and shit. Locked down a date next weekend. Made out with her behind the bar for a bit. THINGS ARE HAPPENING.

I think you guys are full of shit. I'm going to use Regions Van Lines. I have a coupon.

Those pictures are great, and I'm rage-proof.

I'm messaging chicks left and right on OkCupid. I'm even messaging chicks I know on Facebook and Twitter. Getting no response, but hey, I'm putting myself out there. I FEEL GREAT.

RB - RB - WR - WR - WR/RB - QB...

There's a good chance I've cleaned that guy's pool.

Whenever there are rankings or brackets around here, people get mad at me.

A mix of mock outrage and very real outrage. Good point. But he seems to be wrong a lot. Does he seem wrong a lot to you guys? In his latest article about the worst contracts in the NFL, he says Ricky Jean-Francois was brought in to play NT. At 297lbs, he certainly will not be at NT. I asked him about it in a tweet and got no response, AND THAT HURT MY FEELINGS. Zach would have at least responded, I feel.

Bill Barnwell is no Zach Lowe.

What's this? Someone unfollowed me on Twitter? I will punch.

I haven't gotten Natasha or Jessie to follow me yet. I do have James and Bri, so I'll see if I can get their noodz for you.