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About CraigKrill

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  1. True story, working on a stand up act and of course a lot of it circles around my life and relationships. Hows this for an icebreaker/first line right out of the gate: "Ladies"....(pause for a few seconds for effect) "Ladies, if I ask you if you were molested by the same guy who molested your sister, and you answer that you've blocked that part of your life out of your mind, you should just say yes instead." and then go different directions depending on how well the crowd takes to some good old fashioned molesting jokes.
  2. That was pretty bizarre, that being said, he seems to be happy with the choice as it were, and it hasn't seemed to hurt his results in life, unless you count being married or surrounded by people that love you as a life goal, but I don't know. As much as he seems to tweet and stuff it's not like he really says who hes having drinks with or whatever, like he used to back in the day when he would go shopping for clothes and then post all of the items or post who he was at dinner with or whatever. Hes just not an open book like that anymore, or he doesn't seem to be. Anyway, point is the cho
  3. No on all 4. I don't know if I like Secondcumming or CraigKrill as a new name to post on the regular. I suppose I could take my old moniker back but that would be just no fun at all. Truthfully, I was drunk when I made the CraigKrill account and for the life of me I don't remember why I chose that name but it connected to something, no ****ing clue at all what. Or I could just vanish for 6 months again and bathe in pussy some more. I dunno. It's a tough call.
  4. That doesn't happen nearly enough for my taste. It's the girth, no easy fit. Disneyland/Southern California was great, kind of a turning point actually. Number two and Number one were going at it verbally and THIS close to physically right there on Santa Monica Beach, had to sort of play referee as they took shots at each other. (That's not fair, too mean, dial it down, How about you reword that and not sound so haughty?, shit like that.) It's actually been a pretty uneventful few months, just raising the kids and doing our thing. I will have to read back through this thread and see w
  5. This was pretty damn close. We are on the third round of house cleaners. Still going strong though. Doing a "family" Disney vacation in a few days, rented a house and all that mess. Should be a good time. I should start posting about this shit again, it would probably help. I used to post a ton on this site back in the day but that guy is dead......I had to be reborn for sure. However, a few remain that I enjoyed from yesteryear. It may be time to give you all a real earful.
  6. Working in restaurants over the years the word "marry" has indeed been used. Also, your tone reminds me of Smash, but that can't be. He died long ago.
  7. No pool in the garage, started in the pool, ended up in the garage. It was really no big deal, just drunken sex, except it was outside of the agreement as it stands now, so it was a big deal. It IS a big deal. I have a pretty healthy history of not keeping promises when it comes to relationships. Not good, and not who I want to be at this point in my life, so I went ahead and started going to a counselor. It's been interesting, and valuable to say the least, but not so much for the cheating issue. That's just a choice, either I do it or don't. It's a given that I will be thrown tail un
  8. Pretty much covered here, its takes a lot of money to get what heteros get for pretty much just existing.
  9. It turns out if you're drunk, and everyones drunk, and you have sex with a random chick in the pool/garage, and it seemed like everyone was into it, I mean, it's not like anybody tried to stop what was clearly going on, you may get into a spot of trouble. Interesting, busy few weeks. I will expound upon later.
  10. That is really mean. On the other hand, that's an un****able lineup of anything if I ever laid eyes on one, except for Michelle, that pic is just not fair. It's interesting to me how you can't find pics like that of Laura Bush, eyes all jacked up and looking crazy emotional. Or George Bush for that matter. Just boring pic after boring pic. On second thought, that's barely interesting to me at all. Carry on.
  11. All things being equal this should happen way more often. Animals aren't animals nearly enough for my taste.
  12. Last couple of weeks have been down right incredible, everybody getting along swimmingly. Stayed a few nights at The Clarendon in downtown Phoenix....big gay hangout it turns out so given our alternative status we were a big hit. Had a great time! Had no idea about the big gay hangout, but it turned out to be a culinary windfall, really good food at the attached restaurant. Look forward to visiting again. May is a big month for us, this was the month a year ago when we started really looking at moving in together. Interestingly enough, as of roughly ten days ago it's been a year since any
  13. I saw an interesting little example of a societal need to paint men as angsty little whiners who just can't live without there women. Even superheroes need meds.
  14. Count me in that bucket as well, when I have any idea I will be the first to share it. Until then the process of elimination is never ending.
  15. Most soup is flat nasty so, yeah. Interesting turn this thread took. You all are an odd bunch. I like it. I avoid religious discourse though. I like the concept. Some of the themes. Find the general execution piss poor. Mostly, I just like to live and let live, and let the chips fall where they may.
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