Kyrie Eleison

He will never make it in the nba. Book that.

i'm not yossarian. this isn't 2007.

waxed obviously. nothing else is acceptable really.

have a sense a decency my god.

Just got an email saying I didn't get the job. They had said it was down to me and one other person too. So yeah. Oh well I wasn't sure about the move anyways.

Ask the people in town who own land what they would sell for.

Could you check with the county records office for sales of nearby and similar properties? See what they are going for and approximate from there?

A simple yes or no would suffice, mister I dont want to share guy. You and shake take and take. Try giving sometime. Feels goodman.

Not really. I feel like its headed in the right direction. Dinner will be fine. I doubt sexy time, but I can wait another few years (kidding Ronny). What about you? You taking the wife out?

YOU DIDN'T READ TE COLUMN!? Column schmolumn. Did you do anything else today? Chat? Chat schmat. Did you blog? Blog schmog. Tweet? Tweet schmeet. Stugotz is the best of all time.

Shake you're talking gargonzola when it's clearly Brie time baby. Pants was hours ago, keep up. I just need some posts to read to distract me at work. What about you? You busy at work? What's the news in that life of yours besides mortgages and pants?

Napa how's the new job? You settling in or what? Anymore funny stories?

I think te Laranaga song is tits. Mike Ryan has talent and needs to make more songs. Also the rejoin where they use the go no go for launch sequence for Apollo 13 with stugotz mixed in is my favorite. The I'm horny line slays me every time.

Speedz man, it might be your colon. If I was your doctor I'd want to get in there and find some answers. But seriously, I'm worried about your ass.

You should if Bruce Chen and luke hochevar are going to be in your rotation. And Jeremy Guthrie is your number 2.

Joke worked. I'm okay with it. I just worked myself into a frenzy thinking about the royals signing Kyle lohse. They need to do this. They must. But they won't.

Some idiot wanted to know why he couldn't deduct the tax paid on a 72(t) early distribution penalty. I mean grow up Peter Pan, this isn't never land where we just deduct anything we want. Some people.

Jackie Brown. Meh.

Tilty makes over 70k? I won't hear that and I certainly won't respond to it.

70k is Monopoly money to me. I don't think I'm gonna take that job if they offer it. Lot of reasons, but I just don't think it's right for me is the blanket coverage. I should have gotten into video games like Strat. Is it too late for me? Probably too late. Oh well.

that dream is FRAUGHT with homoeroticism. i dig that.

j crew wool slacks are fabulous.

Nope. But I did sweat a bunch and feel very uncomfortable the whole time.

Just finished my 4 interviews at THE BANK, where people bank. How did it go? No idea. SO QUIT ASKIN. I will say this though: Chicago is a big city. I don't know how well I'd do in the big city. This L train isn't as cool as I'd hoped. God damn 40 minutes to get from the airport to downtown.