GeneralKong

Are you kidding me? You think the guy bluffing is a donk? Ok, maybe he shoulda bet the turn, but hey maybe you should go kill yourself. The dumb bastard called a bet with J high, after raising w/ J 9 and playing it terribly. But maybe he was trapping on J 9...he knew he was ahead the whole time, one of the best reads in the world, worthy of an article in All In. OR MAYBE, THE GUY IS A STONE COLD RETARD AND SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE RATHER THAN PLAYING ANOTHER HAND OF POKER!! Yeah the bluff was weak but you guys are overlooking the fact that this guy called 8 at a small game w/ J high, whats

It's early so i'll be short. You played that hand poorly. If you thought, which you obviously did, that your queen was good, bet. 9 times out of 10 you're going to get outdrawn. Say for example the guy has 7 5, because you let him bet the whole way he just outdrew you. You played the hand extremely weak, like a half assed trap and I feel bad for you. If you play that bad consistently you're roll is going to evaporate faster than a bums spit on a hot sidewalk. -GeneralKong

and youre a douche -GeneralKong

Tell your friend that if he's losing 15 buyins/week he needs to find another recreation, possibly kite flying or maybe even knitting mukluks-GeneralKong

If you really want to know how to play MTT's because I'm the self proclaimed king of them, you must be first inducted into the pirate hall of fame. Then you have to spend 9 years at a buddhist temple in Tibet. At the end of your stint as a buddhist you must go do community service with every hippy christian that ever existed, including Jesus himself. Do you understand my point yet?Incase you dont I'll dumb it down for you. I'm all for tweaking your game asking people to help you out on some of your weaker points but you honestly just asked HOW DO YOU PLAY POKER? You give a topic this bro

0/eleventybillionseriously though i'm at 0/1200 I'm poor I know so what? Wanna fight about it?So I showed you my CT you show me yours. Abbaddabba i'd like to see your CT but I'm almost posotive that you're a professional writer at FCP cause your posts are so witty and amusing. It's almost like you dont even think about it when you post. It's like you slam your pecker on the keyboard and whatever comes out you post. Maybe you should consider creating a prophylactic for your extremely awesome, insanely hardcore, intellectually amazing posts. You are my hero, I hope you live forever and th

twink.-GeneralKong

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ghlight=#585819 I cannot believe this. You do not command enough respect to quote me, what I said stands as is. I just hope that in your case the blazing siren is instead a serial rapist that rapes kills and eats you...every 5 seconds. And if you ever quote me again FKING RESPOND BY ACTUALLY TYPING cutting and pasting is tacky as hell. So what? He made a post in tournament play that acutally should have been in bad beat. If he's new to NL holdem he's looking for some fking opinions like when he said: "So Opinions?"Honestly, I'm confused as hel

Quit busting this guys balls that he needs to move this post. I say the only place to move it would be dead in your asses. He's looking for a way to avoid these beats in the future and the answer is no. You played the hand with balls pushed when you were far ahead. God forbid you play the hand like a man and come out on top. F all these pansies that say you should move it, keep it here and if at all possible put a blazing siren on it that sounds in every one of these cocksuckers homes everytime someone posts...or hell just ever 5 seconds woulud do.-GeneralKong

I disagree. I've got class, I've got class coming out my ass. Whoever wants to challenge me I say to them "Sir, Fisticuffs in the alley on the asap". Honestly though you just asked the repeating queston...How do I complete a simple hand of poker without part of my brain leaking out of my ear by overthinking. Why continuously ask this question when the answer is right in front of you, Kill yourself. Or you could take the easy way out and quit poker.-GeneralKong

People who play aces like this deserve to get beat about the head and face with dead puppies until they have a hemmorhage of the colon.-GeneralKong

I honestly have no Idea but I can speculate. Actually I agree with captain shamrock he's sitting on pretty much nothing (low to mid PP) and seeing as his bets didnt increase he's either extremely weak or "Milking" you. I really dont like these small bets to win an extra .03. But I wouldnt say they are too fishy he's probably sitting on a weak ace (reraising you preflop to take the raises) and really has no Idea where you stand becuase of your just call the whole way down. You'll never figure out where you stand in a hand by just calling so put your big boy pants on and raise him. I'd say

I say bet the same amount you did on the flop, dont let on that your hand has been magically improved by the turn. You could check but thats fishy as hell because if you check here you're probably going to have to check the river to him hoping he bets. Or you could lead out betting the river which could actually work better if he thinks you're on the flush draw and it misses. But you're praying for a great boad, F that, the board is already great. If it was me (I'm super aggressive) i'd bet 1.5-2x pot on the turn, but then again my flop bet wouldnt have been 3 it would have been 6. Turn woulda

I honestly hate this play on his part, I see it way too often and about 60% of the time the guy who one overs it loses when nobody raises him. I say there is a 90% chance he's sitting on aces. However, this does not mean that everytime someone 1 overs it, you should just call with a high PP, always raise never back down. Woulda been nice if he just called you crushed a Q and all he ended up with was D I F. But we hardly live in paradise, where imo everyone who plays aces like this loses horribly to the big blind w/ 2 7 o when the board is 2 2 2 A 7. -GeneralKong

Hand 1.) It honestly looks like he's just trying to push you out of the pot. Possibly just testing you but more than likely has at least a flush draw. If you do call he may slow down but its doubtful; thats a strong bet into someone you've never seen before. The only thing I'd go for is a reraise or just a fold. If you do reraise, he calls and the flush hits you're petrified that he actually has it. On the other hand, if you keep folding to him acting like a weak player you can pick a better position, say when you raise pre w/ QQ or better and get a favorable flop. Then take a major pot